Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[BradBigBrain]

Sugar and cocoa's a wonderful mix
Heroin and cocaine is a deadly fix

 

[37_ttej]

Sugar and cocoa's a wonderful mix
Heroin and cocaine is a deadly fix
They both give you 'highs'

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Sugar and cocoa's a wonderful mix
Heroin and cocaine is a deadly fix
They both give you 'highs'
One gives you fat thighs

 

[37_ttej]

Sugar and cocoa's a wonderful mix
Heroin and cocaine is a deadly fix
They both give you 'highs'
One gives you fat thighs
So stick to the white dust for kicks.

*no seriously, don't*

Edits: And since we don't condone drug abuse, a better ending would be:

So forget 'em and start licking dicks.

*random casual sex is OK, just no drugs alright? *

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Sugar and cocoa's a wonderful mix
Heroin and cocaine is a deadly fix
They both give you 'highs'
One gives you fat thighs
So stick to the white dust for kicks.

*no seriously, don't*

Fat thighs it is then, as per Jett's advice

 

[missmaddy]

Fat thighs it is then, as per Jett's advice
So when it comes to indulging don't think twice

 

[37_ttej]

Fat thighs it is then, as per Jett's advice

LOL - see edit below

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

LOL - see edit below

Fat thighs it is then, as per Jett's advice
So when it comes to indulging don't think twice
But now he says have sex instead

 

[BradBigBrain]

Fat thighs it is then, as per Jett's advice
So when it comes to indulging don't think twice
But now he says have sex instead
And lots of head

 

[37_ttej]

]Fat thighs it is then, as per Jett's advice
So when it comes to indulging don't think twice
But now he says have sex instead
Both? Choc 'logs' in bed?

 

[missmaddy]

Fat thighs it is then, as per Jett's advice
So when it comes to indulging don't think twice
But now he says have sex instead
Spending much more time in bed

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Fat thighs it is then, as per Jett's advice
So when it comes to indulging don't think twice
But now he says have sex instead
And lots of head

]Fat thighs it is then, as per Jett's advice
So when it comes to indulging don't think twice
But now he says have sex instead
Both? Choc 'logs' in bed?

Fat thighs it is then, as per Jett's advice
So when it comes to indulging don't think twice
But now he says have sex instead
Spending much more time in bed

.... All three of your options are pretty dang nice

 

[37_ttej]

.... All three of your options are pretty dang nice

We're all very nice to you Dee

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

We're all very nice to you Dee
I'm a real lucky girl, me

 

[Lia Monde]

We're all very nice to you Dee
I'm a real lucky girl, me
Pleasing all the boys

 

[AbsintheFather]

We're all very nice to you Dee
I'm a real lucky girl, me
Pleasing all the boys
Anally, with our toys

 

[Lia Monde]

We're all very nice to you Dee
I'm a real lucky girl, me
Pleasing all the boys
Anally, with our toys
Enjoying the romp with glee

 

[37_ttej]

Lia's a really good sport

 

[weespanner]

Lia's a really good sport
If you give her brandy or port

 

[jameslewis]

Lia's a really good sport
If you give her brandy or port
Give her liquor, then lick her

 

[DukeSupernature]

Lia's a really good sport
If you give her brandy or port
Give her liquor, then lick her
Till she giggles or snickers

 

[37_ttej]

]Lia's a really good sport
If you give her brandy or port
Give her liquor, then lick her
Till she giggles or snickers
And's incapable of thought.

 

[DukeSupernature]

If you're a bird and I'm a plane

 

[availableslave2u]

If you're a bird and I'm a plane
if you are crazy and i am sane

 

[DukeSupernature]

Please don't serve gravy