Best Introductions You've Witnessed

[prdigy666]

Ladies... I've been to multiple countries and seen a lot of different approaches. I've witnessed horrible horrible approaches from men to women and some shit that I had to applaud later on... Mainly, men are pretty damned stupid when they try to talk to women though.

Now, I'm not talking about online introductions. Anybody can be an online Don Juan, but what are the best introductions you've ever experienced or witnessed?

 

[CandiCame]

I walked into a party once and someone screamed "DIBS". It was hilarious and we started talking.

 

[prdigy666]

I walked into a party once and someone screamed "DIBS". It was hilarious and we started talking.

I can not fucking believe, out of all my crazy friends, I have not seen this done before Hahaha Discussed amongst ourselves, sure, but not yelled out loud.

 

[fratmilf]

I once—no lie—grabbed a guy by his dick and yelled, "I LOVE COCK!" I was at an outdoor concert with three girlfriends and we were standing/sitting/dancing next to these three guys. They were all totally hot and we wanted to talk to them but didn't know how. And you could tell that they wanted to talk to us, too. So we are drinking and flirting but nothing's really happening.
Well, we heard them talking about the sticker that one of the band members had on their keyboard or guitar or something–I don't remember, it's been a long time–that read, "I ASS." They kept going on and on about it and they were standing really close to us by now and it was dark and the music was loud. I told my friends I had the perfect way to get their attention. So I turned to the guy closest to me and I looked at him like he was the sexiest man alive and said "You love ass? (then I grabbed his balls & dick & yelled) WELL, I LOVE COCK!!"

 

[deehere]

I walked into a party once and someone screamed "DIBS". It was hilarious and we started talking.

Love this

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

I've traveled a lot - and there are characteristically different ways that people 'get together' in the sexual sense from any given social circumstance in different parts of the world.

I mean I'm not going to give a whole run down of every place and make too many generalizations.

But in my own experience there are two places which stand out very very markedly from anywhere else and in both of these places, women are ultra self-confident but at the same time they are not pushy or that virtual 'stalker' mentality that is also around in places.

South African women are far and away the most socially capable, in a group situation. And I will tell you it applies across all variations of ethnicity. The education standard is pretty high in world average terms and it comes across without anyone being snobby like they particularly are in London (where they are literally nowhere near as intelligent OR educated in real terms, despite paper 'credentials').

And Queensland women are easily the most capable one-on-one as well as in social groups.

And I will tell you this is BY A LONG MARGIN.

So the concept of 'introductions' (as such) takes second place to the general outlook and style of behaviour and sense of confidence that these people have.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

What always worked for me was naked directness. Women rarely refuse direct honesty.

But you must act and speak like the Angel God sent to the Virgin.

 

[fratmilf]

I've traveled a lot - and there are characteristically different ways that people 'get together' in the sexual sense from any given social circumstance in different parts of the world... women are ultra self-confident but at the same time they are not pushy or that virtual 'stalker' mentality that is also around in places...So the concept of 'introductions' (as such) takes second place to the general outlook and style of behaviour and sense of confidence that these people have.

This fascinates me & I want to know more. As Americans, it sounds like we could learn a hell of a lot from these women!! I wonder what makes the stereotypical American woman's self confidence so much lower. Marketing? Gender norms? Our nation's failed attempt to build true self-esteem in our children? Giving everyone a medal for participating instead of just the winners?

 

[phrodeau]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi-fcJRYU58

 

[RobDownSouth]

This happened next to me recently in a crowded place and I was dumbfounded it actually worked (note: I was NOT the one doing this).

A guy came up to two girls, they were roughly the same age (30s). He said "Wow, it's kinda cool seeing a mother and daughter out having a drink together!"

They both got offended and started squawking.

He held up his hands and laughed and said "I'm sorry, my friend over there", pointing at some random dude, "bet me $50 I didn't have the nerve to say that to you two....how about all three of us have a drink on his money?"

It worked, and he was golden.

I got the impression this wasn't the first time he'd tried this little gambit.

Shake my damned head.

 

[hashtag46]

Now, I'm not talking about online introductions. Anybody can be an online Don Juan, but what are the best introductions you've ever experienced or witnessed?

*chuckle*

 

[Mello_Seventy]

Ladies... I've been to multiple countries and seen a lot of different approaches. I've witnessed horrible horrible approaches from men to women and some shit that I had to applaud later on... Mainly, men are pretty damned stupid when they try to talk to women though.

Now, I'm not talking about online introductions. Anybody can be an online Don Juan, but what are the best introductions you've ever experienced or witnessed?

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