A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[twelveoone]

Oh, it all makes sense now I was seeing clits shaped like mushrooms or um...

flashbacks? I've heard they can come back after years, either that or you've been pickin your own - dangerous

 

[UnderYourSpell]

LOL, is this for your Quad finally getting posted?
Or did you get happy in some other way. Some afternoon delight perhaps?

Just the poem I'm easily pleased

the dancing nanners look like some kind of wild sybian machine attachment with awkward little clit stims and anal pokers doing a counterpoint to the main thrust..

Hmmm should I worry now about your imagination or maybe your experiences?

 

[Trixareforkids]

Feeling like some smooth blues

Barkeep, got something liquid that'll go down smooth?

 

[butters]

img, imma whacked

a pick me up, sumthin zingy please!

 

[HarryHill]

img, imma whacked

a pick me up, sumthin zingy please!

something zingy

 

[butters]

something zingy

long, cool, fizzy with a kick? excellent. danke

 

[butters]

LOL, your mind is a beautiful thing Harry.

lols, yes, yes it is

 

[Trixareforkids]

Some good dancy blues-y music

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-vtWNDI_EOI

 

[Trixareforkids]

Set me up with some shots and beer, I'm ready to knock 'em back.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Beer gives me wind, especially that gassy gnat's pee you call beer over there

 

[Trixareforkids]

Beer gives me wind, especially that gassy gnat's pee you call beer over there

LOL, gnat's pee is fairly apt. I like small micro brews myself. Monk In The Trunk is what I drink now. Nutty, hoppy, smooth and just a touch sweet. Good stuff. I'm partial to blueberry brews as well.

As to the wind, people are always talking out of their ass in bars

 

[bronzeage]

Beer gives me wind, especially that gassy gnat's pee you call beer over there

Intercontinental beer wars continue, like arguments over your mother's biscuits, which are the little bread things made with flour and shortening, not cookies.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Intercontinental beer wars continue, like arguments over your mother's biscuits, which are the little bread things made with flour and shortening, not cookies.

Nothing bread like about our biscuits!

 

[Trixareforkids]

Nothing bread like about our biscuits!

So what do you call the things he's describing?

 

[twelveoone]

So what do you call the things he's describing?

WATCH IT TRIX

like arguments over your mother's biscuits,

he has mothers involved.

but since you're here, I guess haikus are out in the ling ling contest.

 

[Trixareforkids]

WATCH IT TRIX

like arguments over your mother's biscuits,

he has mothers involved.

but since you're here, I guess haikus are out in the ling ling contest.

Not if they were done in a set of three or more. Like Angeline running the fibonaccis together.

eta: No, mum's the word about mothers. I want to know what her roundish things are called on that side of the pond. The small breadlike roundish things. Her other roundish things would be a whole 'nother discussion.

 

[champagne1982]

Not if they were done in a set of three or more. Like Angeline running the fibonaccis together.

eta: No, mum's the word about mothers. I want to know what her roundish things are called on that side of the pond. The small breadlike roundish things. Her other roundish things would be a whole 'nother discussion.

I think they're an unsweetened quick bread.. One you roll to make flaky and the other you can drop onto a baking sheet from a spoon and is crumbly.

Biscuits in the UK are cookies. Scones are a pressed quick bread that is light and sort of a cross between bread and an American biscuit.

 

[butters]

Not if they were done in a set of three or more. Like Angeline running the fibonaccis together.

eta: No, mum's the word about mothers. I want to know what her roundish things are called on that side of the pond. The small breadlike roundish things. Her other roundish things would be a whole 'nother discussion.

from a conversation i had a while back with H, i think your 'biscuits' are most akin to our 'cobbles'
- a form of scone added to the top of something wetter like a meat stew or baked/stewed fruits... so you can have a fruit cobbler, a beef cobbler and so on.

the basic recipe is flour, milk and egg, but you can add stuff like cheese and herbs to make them tastier.

personally, i prefer dumplings

 

[Trixareforkids]

from a conversation i had a while back with H, i think your 'biscuits' are most akin to our 'cobbles'
- a form of scone added to the top of something wetter like a meat stew or baked/stewed fruits... so you can have a fruit cobbler, a beef cobbler and so on.

the basic recipe is flour, milk and egg, but you can add stuff like cheese and herbs to make them tastier.

personally, i prefer dumplings

I've never liked dumplings, too doughy for my taste.

And yes, your cobbles sound like our biscuits. Doesn't sound like you have them separate with meals however. Like when you make a pot roast, we have biscuits on the side to sop up all the yummy juice and little bits.

 

[butters]

I've never liked dumplings, too doughy for my taste.

And yes, your cobbles sound like our biscuits. Doesn't sound like you have them separate with meals however. Like when you make a pot roast, we have biscuits on the side to sop up all the yummy juice and little bits.

doughy dumplings? that's not right - they should be soft and fluffy stodginess. if cooked too long they go like bullets

no, we don't have them as a side dish, just as part of the meal. less washing up

 

[twelveoone]

eta: No, mum's the word about mothers. I want to know what her roundish things are called on that side of the pond. The small breadlike roundish things. Her other roundish things would be a whole 'nother discussion.

nodules
docking nodules

 

[champagne1982]

doughy dumplings? that's not right - they should be soft and fluffy stodginess. if cooked too long they go like bullets

no, we don't have them as a side dish, just as part of the meal. less washing up

the steamed dough bits are dumplings in Canada - Chicken and Dumplings
These are the Biscuits

 

[Angeline]

the steamed dough bits are dumplings in Canada - Chicken and Dumplings
These are the Biscuits

Biscuits/schmiscuits. When you're Jewish, you have balls.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RXEQR0pnjzk/S7YtIhYQHHI/AAAAAAAAAcg/8Wm6zOcvBqE/s400/matzo-ball-soup.gif

 

[twelveoone]

Biscuits/schmiscuits. When you're Jewish, you have balls.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RXEQR0pnjzk/S7YtIhYQHHI/AAAAAAAAAcg/8Wm6zOcvBqE/s400/matzo-ball-soup.gif

yep,
seen something like that in "War of the Worlds"

 

[Angeline]

yep,
seen something like that in "War of the Worlds"

I used to drive past Grovers Mill on my way to work every day. Never saw any Martians, just some farmers.