A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[UnderYourSpell]

Doing happy dance hmmm that looks a bit like twerking to me

 

[twelveoone]

Somewhere there's a god in heaven
a god with whips and sticks
that sends a whole pack of diseases
down to little kids

By far the worst of these curses
is the poetry bug up their asses

but these things too shall passes
sorta like sinking ships < cliche alert, right where I need it

 

[butters]

drink
don't insert
surely it had a warning label

NOT FOR INTERNAL USE

:blinx:

what kinda gal dya take me fer?

 

[Trixareforkids]

Doing happy dance hmmm that looks a bit like twerking to me

LOL, is this for your Quad finally getting posted?
Or did you get happy in some other way. Some afternoon delight perhaps?

 

[champagne1982]

Doing happy dance hmmm that looks a bit like twerking to me

the dancing nanners look like some kind of wild sybian machine attachment with awkward little clit stims and anal pokers doing a counterpoint to the main thrust..

 

[Trixareforkids]

the dancing nanners look like some kind of wild sybian machine attachment with awkward little clit stims and anal pokers doing a counterpoint to the main thrust..

Bwahaha! Now that you've said it, I can't unsee it!

 

[twelveoone]

:blinx:

what kinda gal dya take me fer?

British

 

[butters]

British

i rather thought you mistook me for russian

^hollow joke

 

[butters]

the dancing nanners look like some kind of wild sybian machine attachment with awkward little clit stims and anal pokers doing a counterpoint to the main thrust..

bet you're a hoot with ink blots

 

[twelveoone]

i rather thought you mistook me for russian

^hollow joke

Roman

older still

 

[butters]

Roman

older still

over my head but makes me want to point an e-gun an' shout 'Frieze!'

 

[twelveoone]

I'm Eighteen

couldn't resist

 

[HarryHill]

over my head but makes me want to point an e-gun an' shout 'Frieze!'

*holds hands up* Do ya e-frisk me now? yawn, Ioves me a good nap

 

[butters]

*holds hands up* Do ya e-frisk me now? yawn, Ioves me a good nap

*briskly places your hands on the wall in front of you, spreads your legs...*

ooh, this could be fun


naps rool

 

[HarryHill]

*briskly places your hands on the wall in front of you, spreads your legs...*

ooh, this could be fun


naps rool

Whoo! careful, I've no dangerous weapon except for that blunt instrument in your hands. getting hot here, got to pin my hair up, do me?

 

[butters]

Whoo! careful, I've no dangerous weapon except for that blunt instrument in your hands. getting hot here, got to pin my hair up, do me?

do you? now there's an invitation

this blunt instrument? concealed carry, hmmn? and there i was thinking you were pleased to see me.

ohhhh, your hair
k
*sorts you out*

better?

 

[HarryHill]

do you? now there's an invitation

this blunt instrument? concealed carry, hmmn? and there i was thinking you were pleased to see me.

ohhhh, your hair
k
*sorts you out*

better?

..
Much cooler thanks, *looks down*, at least now I can see what you're doing. How long do these searches usually take?

 

[butters]

..
Much cooler thanks, *looks down*, at least now I can see what you're doing. How long do these searches usually take?

i like to be . . . thorough

 

[HarryHill]

I'm Eighteen

couldn't resist

Oh,12 has a nom de plume didn't know that

 

[HarryHill]

the dancing nanners look like some kind of wild sybian machine attachment with awkward little clit stims and anal pokers doing a counterpoint to the main thrust..

clit stems?

 

[twelveoone]

clit stems?

yeh Harry, clit stems and anal porkers and Pabst, the holy trinity of Tennessee bar lunches. Or was that Kentucky. Which state has the mountains?

 

[HarryHill]

yeh Harry, clit stems and anal porkers and Pabst, the holy trinity of Tennessee bar lunches. Or was that Kentucky. Which state has the mountains?

Both actually, I can see I've been eating lunch at the wrong establishments

 

[Trixareforkids]

clit stems?

stims, as in stimulators

 

[HarryHill]

stims, as in stimulators

Oh, it all makes sense now I was seeing clits shaped like mushrooms or um...

 

[Trixareforkids]

Oh, it all makes sense now I was seeing clits shaped like mushrooms or um...

LOL, your mind is a beautiful thing Harry.