A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[butters]

Here's to us and the rest of the lot,
drinking in corners away from the light.
(slurps)
Fancy a trip to the WC? The kids have been talking about e-boning and I fear I may be a virgin. ^^

only just saw this... the WC as in 'the bog'??? no bog boning, ew.

you, a virgin? now that'd be a thing

 

[butters]

i'm starting to feel i should be carrying a bucket with me in certain threads... not for puking, but to pick up all those names dropped that clang loudly all over the floor

 

[HarryHill]

only just saw this... the WC as in 'the bog'??? no bog boning, ew.

you, a virgin? now that'd be a thing

Bog?
Damn this place is dusty.

 

[butters]

Bog?
Damn this place is dusty.

bog... a crudity (not crudité!) for the w.c, water closet

 

[HarryHill]

i'm starting to feel i should be carrying a bucket with me in certain threads... not for puking, but to pick up all those names dropped that clang loudly all over the floor

You've never had sex in the loo? Several thoughts on that but I'm staying mum.

 

[butters]

You've never had sex in the loo? Several thoughts on that but I'm staying mum.

a public toilet? no

never had, never will. just gross.
you may be staying 'mum' now but you already told me before

p.s some of us have a sense of smell