A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[butters]

gawd, i've seized up and need some lubrication (anaesthetic) for my goddamned joints

wotcha got, 'tender, or should i just help myself?

 

[twelveoone]

gawd, i've seized up and need some lubrication (anaesthetic) for my goddamned joints

wotcha got, 'tender, or should i just help myself?

iambic spandex

 

[butters]

iambic spandex

ist?

suits you

pops the cap off a cold beer and passes you the bottle

 

[HarryHill]

gawd, i've seized up and need some lubrication (anaesthetic) for my goddamned joints

wotcha got, 'tender, or should i just help myself?

..
*Looks around, pulls fruit jar from under the bar*
this'll kill you or cure you

iambic spandex

and trochee slippers, put a spring in your step and a lilt in your dipper

 

[Trixareforkids]

..
*Looks around, pulls fruit jar from under the bar*
this'll kill you or cure you

Don't do it!!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Do you still not get to drink alcohol legally until you're 21 over there?

 

[Trixareforkids]

Do you still not get to drink alcohol legally until you're 21 over there?

Yup, you can vote, get married, sue someone, be sued by someone and choose to go be shot at, at 18 but can't drink until 21.

 

[HarryHill]

Yup, you can vote, get married, sue someone, be sued by someone and choose to go be shot at, at 18 but can't drink until 21.

Tennessee lowered the drinking age to 18 some years back but the Christians raised hell about it and it was repealed.
eta: as if that made a difference in the county. All the bootleggers were well known by the high school kids.

 

[Trixareforkids]

Getting alcohol was never a problem, still isn't. Where there's a will, there's a way.

eta: it's ridiculous that there's a schism between the legal age for drinking and everything else. as if that extra three years of having to sneak around and flaunt the law will make you more "responsible"

 

[HarryHill]

Getting alcohol was never a problem, still isn't. Where there's a will, there's a way.

eta: it's ridiculous that there's a schism between the legal age for drinking and everything else. as if that extra three years of having to sneak around and flaunt the law will make you more "responsible"

As long as laws are passed by mandate instead of national referendum nothing will change

 

[Trixareforkids]

As long as laws are passed by mandate instead of national referendum nothing will change

You're poking my ranting beastie with a stick. I seriously have notebooks full of my thoughts on the political/legal process.

It's in notebooks because the people that agree don't need to hear it and the people that don't agree would just ignore it.

Hows abouts ya pour me a drink and play me a song? Both on the lighter side if ya would.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Seems weird that you can't consent to anything until you're 18! THAT consent is 16 here

 

[twelveoone]

You're poking my ranting beastie with a stick. I seriously have notebooks full of my thoughts on the political/legal process.

It's in notebooks because the people that agree don't need to hear it and the people that don't agree would just ignore it.

Hows abouts ya pour me a drink and play me a song? Both on the lighter side if ya would.

not now trix

 

[twelveoone]

As long as laws are passed by mandate instead of national referendum nothing will change

Manufacturing Consent

one rump replaces another

 

[Trixareforkids]

Seems weird that you can't consent to anything until you're 18! THAT consent is 16 here

16 can consent but only with someone else under 18, otherwise the other person could forever be branded a sex offender. It's just plain stupid.

And 12 oh love, the bar's right fucking here! Have a seat, I'll buy the next round and slip you a little pink

 

[twelveoone]

16 can consent but only with someone else under 18, otherwise the other person could forever be branded a sex offender. It's just plain stupid.

And 12 oh love, the bar's right fucking here! Have a seat, I'll buy the next round and slip you a little pink

i need to see your driver's license
these young girls won't let me be

 

[Trixareforkids]

i need to see your driver's license
these young girls won't let me be

Ha! I've got a kid old enough to legally drink, she's a poet as well.

 

[twelveoone]

Ha! I've got a kid old enough to legally drink, she's a poet as well.

how do I know you're not her, she looks alot like you and why is she trying to buy me a drink, or was that you? I didn't drive here, I walked. I have no ID, nor poets license. Care for a smoke? Or a mirror?

 

[Trixareforkids]

how do I know you're not her, she looks alot like you and why is she trying to buy me a drink, or was that you? I didn't drive here, I walked. I have no ID, nor poets license. Care for a smoke? Or a mirror?

Well, she does look a lot like me, but no, it was me buying you a drink, and I wasn't asking for your ID. As to the rest, depending on what you're firing up, I might blow smoke rings into the mirror behind the bar.

Iffn I'm a bothering you, just tell me, this woman'll go and leave you be

 

[twelveoone]

Well, she does look a lot like me, but no, it was me buying you a drink, and I wasn't asking for your ID. As to the rest, depending on what you're firing up, I might blow smoke rings into the mirror behind the bar.

Iffn I'm a bothering you, just tell me, this woman'll go and leave you be

comment 2 was not by me, but I liked the image

 

[Trixareforkids]

I find these little talks quite entertaining.

 

[twelveoone]

I find these little talks quite entertaining.

cool
skittles to M&Ms

 

[Trixareforkids]

cool
skittles to M&Ms

What can I say, I like things that melt in my mouth, like a lollipop

And all this talk of candy is giving me cravings.

 

[butters]

..
*Looks around, pulls fruit jar from under the bar*
this'll kill you or cure you



and trochee slippers, put a spring in your step and a lilt in your dipper

i think it killt me
potent stuff you got there, 'tender

Getting alcohol was never a problem, still isn't. Where there's a will, there's a way.

eta: it's ridiculous that there's a schism between the legal age for drinking and everything else. as if that extra three years of having to sneak around and flaunt the law will make you more "responsible"

laws are frequently big on ridiculous

dammit, looked like i missed out on a fun night in here. that'll larn me to be more careful with the fruit jar.

 

[twelveoone]

i think it killt me
potent stuff you got there, 'tender


laws are frequently big on ridiculous

dammit, looked like i missed out on a fun night in here. that'll larn me to be more careful with the fruit jar.

drink
don't insert
surely it had a warning label

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