A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[UnderYourSpell]

the steamed dough bits are dumplings in Canada - Chicken and Dumplings
These are the Biscuits

No, no dumplings are made with suet, flour, seasoning and water (herbs optional), Scones can be sweet (with or without sultanas or cherries) or savoury cheese and they are nothing like bread because bread has yeast in it and scones don't

 

[HarryHill]

*Harry leans on the fresh shined bar, eyes fluttering like navy semaphore's, disappears into the back room* Zzzz ..Zzz Zz snort, snuffle

 

[UnderYourSpell]

If Harry's taken situation wasn't in place, I would creep in and prove just why taking a nap on 'The Sofa' wasn't a good idea ........ eases itchy fingers away from self locking handcuffs and goes to find something else to do with them. Dances alone

 

[Trixareforkids]

If you're going to dance with yourself pump up the volume, let loose.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

If you're going to dance with yourself pump up the volume, let loose.

I was trying not to wake the man!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

This place needs dusting

 

[champagne1982]

This place needs dusting

I think I'll sit right here, for now
with my nipples firmly planted
in the feathering path of a duster
wielding Annie-maid. Tickle me!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I think I'll sit right here, for now
with my nipples firmly planted
in the feathering path of a duster
wielding Annie-maid. Tickle me!

Oh nice boobs ( @ )( @ ) may have to lift them for dusting underneath

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I must stop submitting poems just before the weekend but if it's competing with yours Champ it stands no chance!

 

[Trixareforkids]

Boobs & feather dusters!
No one told me this was a fetish bar.
~Goes home to change into latex clothes~

 

[UnderYourSpell]

A question out of the blue ............ do you ever one bomb? I ask because I'm afraid I have just been found guilty of such. My only excuse is that poems about licking smelly feet are a BIG turn off!

 

[Hypoxia]

smelly feet, fuzzy
dice, dusty parameters
all against the rules

songs that won't be sung
feet that cannot be licked clean
without sniveling

my toes are ugly
a hot shower awaits them
like unvarnished doom

 

[UnderYourSpell]

What's unvarnished doom?

 

[Trixareforkids]

What's unvarnished doom?

I think it's the same as unvarnished truth.

 

[pensivepoet]

I thought it was an unvarnished loom.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I think it's the same as unvarnished truth.

No shine to it?

 

[Hypoxia]

I varnished some truth but it went away.

Maybe I should have used shellac.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Perhaps not, can't get over it being bug secretions

 

[Hypoxia]

If it's moral for bugs to exploit and eat people, why is it wrong for people to exploit and eat bugs or other critters? I say, exploit those bugs! Seize their precious bodily fluids! Don't let them die in vain! Shellac every truth!

 

[pensivepoet]

I once watched a man eat a couple of june bugs on a religious dare. A few minutes later when he puked, it was neon green and purple. Kinda poetic
He said, "i may not have been in the right spirit when i ate them"

 

[HoneyAdored]

editing

 

[Trixareforkids]

Y'all be bugging!
Bugs as food? Bleck!

 

[Hypoxia]

Y'all be bugging!
Bugs as food? Bleck!

I think that I shall never scrimp
On appetizers of crabs and shrimp
You'll smile upon me as we chugs
Our seafood cocktails made of bugs

 

[butters]

*raises a glass, silently, remembering the day*

 

[HarryHill]

*raises a glass, silently, remembering the day*

*joins you*