Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[kedsnbourbon]

It's a strange thing, to fancy a calf
I'd much rather shag a giraffe
His tongue is quite long

 

[weespanner]

It's a strange thing, to fancy a calf
I'd much rather shag a giraffe
His tongue is quite long
And as for his schlong...

 

[texou]

It's a strange thing, to fancy a calf
I'd much rather shag a giraffe
His tongue is quite long
And as for his schlong...
You may want to take only half

 

[weespanner]

He's the gigolo of the zoo

 

[texou]

He's the gigolo of the zoo
What he hasn't fucked the number is few

 

[weespanner]

He's the gigolo of the zoo
What he hasn't fucked the number is few
He left out the skunk

 

[texou]

He's the gigolo of the zoo
What he hasn't fucked the number is few
He left out the skunk
Couldn't handle the funk

 

[weespanner]

He's the gigolo of the zoo
What he hasn't fucked the number is few
He left out the skunk
Couldn't handle the funk
Nor the bounce of the kangaroo

 

[texou]

The skunk raised her tail up high

 

[Shadowmist99]

The skunk raised her tail up high
Preparing to let one fly

 

[texou]

The skunk raised her tail up high
Preparing to let one fly
But from behind came Pepe

 

[WickedAlchemy]

The skunk raised her tail up high
Preparing to let one fly
But from behind came Pepe
With an enlarged pepe

 

[Lia Monde]

The skunk raised her tail up high
Preparing to let one fly
But from behind came Pepe
With an enlarged pepe
And poked the skunk 'til she sighed.

 

[Dan638]

He woke her with a kiss

 

[weespanner]

He woke her with a kiss
And whispered "I'm off for a piss"

 

[TwoShades]

He woke her with a kiss
And whispered "I'm off for a piss"
She followed him in

 

[stickygirl]

He woke her with a kiss
And whispered "I'm off for a piss"
She followed him in
And said, with a grin

 

[weespanner]

He woke her with a kiss
And whispered "I'm off for a piss"
She followed him in
And said, with a grin
"Sit down to make sure you don't miss!"

 

[stickygirl]

^^^ hehe

His weener was tucked twixt his legs

 

[weespanner]

His weener was tucked twixt his legs
So she went to make scrambled eggs

 

[PrurientProf]

His weener was tucked twixt his legs
So she went to make scrambled eggs
To sate her hunger

 

[GiggLeGasm]

His weener was tucked twixt his legs
So she went to make scrambled eggs
To sate her hunger
Perhaps someone younger

 

[AbsintheFather]

His weener was tucked twixt his legs
So she went to make scrambled eggs
To sate her hunger
Perhaps someone younger
So she went looking on Lit threads.


Hi Giggles - maybe someone older?

 

[HellBenttoo]

He prowls the pages of Lit

 

[Shadowmist99]

He prowls the pages of Lit
Searching for that one special chit