Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[AbsintheFather]

The woman of his dreams
Cooked up plenty of schemes

 

[Shadowmist99]

The woman of his dreams
Cooked up plenty of schemes
Devious and dirty

 

[1sickbastard]

The woman of his dreams
Cooked up plenty of schemes
She put them in play

 

[Shadowmist99]

The woman of his dreams
Cooked up plenty of schemes
She put them in play
And laid back right away

 

[AbsintheFather]

The woman of his dreams
Cooked up plenty of schemes
Devious and dirty
She felt she was purty
While sucking off each of the teams

 

[Midnight_Man]

He was looking up her dress

 

[Dan638]

He was looking up her dress
Her hairy nest was a mess

 

[hotternow]

He was looking up her dress
Her hairy nest was a mess
She didn't care

 

[Dan638]

He was looking up her dress
Her hairy nest was a mess
She didn't care
She charges half fare

 

[Midnight_Man]

He was looking up her dress
Her hairy nest was a mess
She didn't care
She charges half fare
If you only wanta play with her breasts

 

[Dan638]

She toiled in her garden all day

 

[hotternow]

She toiled in her garden all day
While taking some time out to play

 

[Dan638]

She toiled in her garden all day
While taking some time out to play
Naughty thoughts began to torment

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

She toiled in her garden all day
While taking some time out to play
Naughty thoughts began to torment
And off her fingers went

 

[hotternow]

She toiled in her garden all day
While taking some time out to play
Naughty thoughts began to torment
And off her fingers went
Such a sigh, as she played in the hay.

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

Lola the Cougar was on the prowl

 

[hotternow]

Lola the Cougar was on the prowl
Younger guys could make her howl

 

[Shadowmist99]

Lola the Cougar was on the prowl
Younger guys could make her howl
Attempting to flirt

 

[Dan638]

Lola the Cougar was on the prowl
Younger guys could make her howl
Attempting to flirt
She inched up her skirt

 

[WickedAlchemy]

Lola the Cougar was on the prowl
Younger guys could make her howl
Attempting to flirt
She inched up her skirt
And swallowed a Bobcat whole

 

[Dan638]

The nurse said it's time for a bath

 

[stickygirl]

The nurse said it's time for a bath
Her slippery hands made him gasp

 

[AbsintheFather]

The nurse said it's time for a bath
Her slippery hands made him gasp
He started to jump

 

[TomBoner]

The nurse said it's time for a bath
Her slippery hands made him gasp
He started to jump
when his cock she did pump

 

[AbsintheFather]

The nurse said it's time for a bath
Her slippery hands made him gasp
He started to jump
when his cock she did pump
But he couldn't escape her grasp