Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3
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PanamaJaxxx
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Tess loved to dance nude in the rain
Alone, with a glass of champagne
She glistened and bounced
In the mud she trounced
Alone, with a glass of champagne
She glistened and bounced
In the mud she trounced
travelmate2002
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She couldn't wait, she had to pee
The door was locked, she had no key
A wicked smile, the trash can
a quick leak, then she ran
The door was locked, she had no key
A wicked smile, the trash can
a quick leak, then she ran
kedsnbourbon
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She couldn't wait, she had to pee
The door was locked, she had no key
A wicked smile, the trash can
a quick leak, then she ran
Oh crap! An Africanized bee!
The door was locked, she had no key
A wicked smile, the trash can
a quick leak, then she ran
Oh crap! An Africanized bee!
LusterMunky
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They all said they lusted for Munky
LusterMunky
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They all said they lusted for Munky
So Munky thought he would get lucky
But she crossed her legs
So Munky thought he would get lucky
But she crossed her legs
WetBiMoose
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They all said they lusted for Munky
So Munky thought he would get lucky
But she crossed her legs
And said "You're one of the dregs!"
So Munky thought he would get lucky
But she crossed her legs
And said "You're one of the dregs!"
LusterMunky
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Seems that Munky wants to get laid
WetBiMoose
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Seems that Munky wants to get laid
But all his potential partners want to get paid
But all his potential partners want to get paid
Midnight_Man
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Seems that Munky wants to get laid
But all his potential partners want to get paid
So he climbed up a tree
But all his potential partners want to get paid
So he climbed up a tree
Shadowmist99
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Seems that Munky wants to get laid
But all his potential partners want to get paid
So he climbed up a tree
To peak through the leaves
But all his potential partners want to get paid
So he climbed up a tree
To peak through the leaves
WetBiMoose
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Seems that Munky wants to get laid
But all his potential partners want to get paid
So he climbed up a tree
To peak through the leaves
Down the tops at the Bikini Parade
But all his potential partners want to get paid
So he climbed up a tree
To peak through the leaves
Down the tops at the Bikini Parade
travelmate2002
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Fat Ruth was the first prostitute in space
Her pressure suit trimmed in lace
she knew how to move
Her pressure suit trimmed in lace
she knew how to move
kedsnbourbon
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Fat Ruth was the first prostitute in space
Her pressure suit trimmed in lace
she knew how to move
her hand through her groove
Her pressure suit trimmed in lace
she knew how to move
her hand through her groove
weespanner
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Fat Ruth was the first prostitute in space
Her pressure suit trimmed in lace
she knew how to move
her hand through her groove
But she'd brought her vibe too, just in case
Her pressure suit trimmed in lace
she knew how to move
her hand through her groove
But she'd brought her vibe too, just in case
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