Pls sign this petition to stop Lit identity fraud

[drinkz]

Yeah....I'm not the one with the bodily fluids fetish.

Just jizz, huh?

 

[Que]

On the GB we get some shit that's really fuckin funky
You can't blame it on just the spankin Spunky Munky
There's a fella who wants to turn his MIL into his spunk guzzler
she needs a heads up on the milky goop from that fucker

Once upon a time the gb had a guy with a fetish for scat
Shit, now we know most ain't gonna be down with that
nice guy but that kind of crap/code brown isn't ok in sexxxy time
no amount of pineapple juice is gonna make poop sublime

Laurel empties the GB litter box with no cup or scoop nor by hand
she's got the best damn erotic site in the internet neverland
political posters rant and pee on each others posts, territorially
there's smut, banter, bullshit, brains, boobs and hoochie coochie

welcome to the GB...

someone febreze


http://www.afrugalfriend.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/febreze-new-zealand-candle_picnik.jpg

It's funny because when I first met my new friend all of 2 months ago I thought he was an alt who had fled the GB in fear.

Mostly because he had that General Board vibe, but he carefully tiptoed around everywhere else in the forum and didn't have the balls to go to the General Board, where people like him have their asses handed to them on a regular basis

He thought he would sneak in here with his little fake monkey act.

I figured you fine folks deserve to know the real him. Get to know his great personality.

Maybe have a nice cocktail with him if that's your thing.

 

[drinkz]

I figured you fine folks deserve to know the real him.

The real him, or what you wish he'd be? No one actually believes you. Most people here think you are me. Is that what you set out to accomplish with your whinging campaign?

Thanks to you, the following users are thought to be the same:

1. LusterMunky
2. LustreMunky
3. Drinkz
4. Query
5. Peedrinker21
6. October46

Yeah, you really accomplished a lot, Jizzman.

 

[Que]

The real him, or what you wish he'd be? No one actually believes you. Most people here think you are me. Is that what you set out to accomplishing with your whinging campaign?

Thanks to you, the following users are thought to be the same:

1. LusterMunky
2. LustreMunky
3. Drinkz
4. Query
5. Peedrinker21
6. October46

Yeah, you really accomplished a lot, Jizzman.

Repeating yourself over and over with your childish denials and distractions doesnt make it so.

The following users are KNOWN to be the same:

*Drinkz -the 60 day 3700 post wunderkind
*Peedrinker21 - His alter Ego when he wants to let his passive aggression out of the bag, bravely harassing a recovering alcoholic with 400 posts in his spare time.
*LustreMunky - his other alt created to help accomplish the above worthy goal with another 400-500 posts.

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When your mommy got that note from the school counselor about your "Anti-Social Tendencies" it's a shame she wasn't able to find you competent help.

Your dismissive exit lines don't refute a damned thing.

It isn't even that your little house of cards was pathetically obsessive...and I am an obviously qualified to speak on the subject....

...it isn't that it was constructed so flimsy...

...it's that you can still be baited into trying to salvage your little pile of shit.

 

[john415]

This thread is the worst kind of masturbation

 

[drinkz]

The following users are KNOWN to be the same:

*Query - the 3700 post wunderkind that misrepresents himself as force for good and trolls all the boards with long repetitive posts explaining how he is helping save us all from the evil Drinkz.
*Peedrinker21 - His alter Ego when he wants to let his passive aggression out of the bag, bravely harassing a recovering alcoholic with 400 posts in his spare time.
*LustreMunky - his other alt created to help accomplish the above worthy goal with another 400-500 posts.
*LusterMunky - the goodguy alt created to hide and troll behind the scenes.
*October46 - the alt that reveals his desire for jizzing and mother-in-laws.

Your dismissive exit lines don't refute a damned thing.

Your long convoluted tirades that are a mishmash of various thoughts, posts, and delusions don't refute a damned thing. Do you really think you're some type of savior that shall save the evil Literotica from the guy with the pee avatar through the use of long, wordy, but devoid of useful information, posts? You're a nuisance. No one is thanking you for making them scroll past that shit. From what I've been told, this isn't the first complete breakdown you've had in your five years here.

 

[Que]

This thread is the worst kind of masturbation

I know... It is the worst.

Drinkz won't admit his homo-erotic feelings and pulls his little dick out too.

Be so much better if there was more mutual masturbation, and less denial

He likes to watch my edits though. He takes screen shots of them, "just in case".

Did you know that F5 refreshes? I didn't. I have learned al lot from this 'man'.

 

[drinkz]

Drinkz won't admit his homo-erotic feelings and pulls his little dick out too.

Query won't admit that half of his recent posts have fetishized my dick.

 

[Que]

So...what ARE the plans for your little monkey?

You KNOW it looks bad that you had him sign off immediately when I "outed" your phony "outing."

Your rushing over here to try to salvage this mess made it look worse.

You DO remember that this was all Peedrinker21's fight, right? That this is supposed to be LusterMunky picking on himself? Since you and LusterMunky don't get along, why is it that Peedrinker21 isn't slyly pestering you?

I know, I know...no one on LITerotica reads my "wall of text" which is how you describe anything longer than a sophomoric barb.

Good luck with that, junior.

 

[Que]

Your long convoluted tirades that are a mishmash of various thoughts, posts, and delusions don't refute a damned thing. Do you really think you're some type of savior that shall save the evil Literotica from the guy with the pee avatar through the use of long, wordy, but devoid of useful information, posts? You're a nuisance. No one is thanking you for making them scroll past that shit. From what I've been told, this isn't the first complete breakdown you've had in your five years here.

Do you understand the difference between assert and refute? Or did you just learn in grade school to look for the wordy kid in class and borrow his vocabulary?

Isn't the first time you borrowed from my vernacular. I didn't want to point it out and look pedantic... which by the way was the last time you misapplied a borrowed word.

Look at your post...changed what I said about you to me is akin to:

'I know you are but what am I."

or:

"I am rubber you are glue."

(both lines I have used on you before.)

I do like how easy you are to lead around though.

Takes a little effort, but I managed to drag you over her to the general board where you belong. Got you to plant your feet. Got you to show off your pugilistic abilities.

So thanks for playing.

Want some more?

 

[drinkz]

So...what ARE the plans for your little monkey?

You KNOW it looks bad that you had him sign off immediately when I "outed" your phony "outing."

Your rushing over here to try to salvage this mess made it look worse.

You didn't out shit. Make up some new bullshit. This has been the crux of at least 50 of your last posts. Do you really think you'll convince others that it's true by repeating yourself.

It has been said that the definition of insanity is repeating the same actions expecting different results. Isn't that what you're doing here? No matter how I respond, you say the same thing. Like a broken record that can't be turned off.

You do realize that every time you post here, you push this to the top and drag your beloved Munky for a smear through the shit once again. If he is actually not you, I'm sure he'd love this smear campaign of yours.

So tell me... Do you and/or Munky plan to log in with Peedrinker and within 10 seconds post and claim it was me? Do you have to get really desperate for that move?

Oh... And you're disappointing me. It used to be all I have to do was post one sentence and you'd spend the entire evening making a dozen long winded posts all over the place. I could ruin your evening with just 5 minutes of my time. What gives? Are you finally getting tired of all this work and no results?

 

[Que]

I'll save you some effort...

Your next post is:

"Three posts in a row??!?"

~scoffs~

"You are awfully obsessed with me, amairight fellas??"

Insert some little homoerotic barb...which by the way you handle awkwardly. Probably got a lot of them aimed your way...you weren't sure how to take them but you know they are nice stingers...

 

[Que]

You didn't out shit. Make up some new bullshit. This has been the crux of at least 50 of your last posts. Do you really think you'll convince others that it's true by repeating yourself.

It has been said that the definition of insanity is repeating the same actions expecting different results. Isn't that what you're doing here? No matter how I respond, you say the same thing. Like a broken record that can't be turned off.

You do realize that every time you post here, you push this to the top and drag your beloved Munky for a smear through the shit once again. If he is actually not you, I'm sure he'd love this smear campaign of yours.

So tell me... Do you and/or Munky plan to log in with Peedrinker and within 10 seconds post and claim it was me? Do you have to get really desperate for that move?

Oh... And you're disappointing me. It used to be all I have to do was post one sentence and you'd spend the entire evening making a dozen long winded posts all over the place. I could ruin your evening with just 5 minutes of my time. What gives? Are you finally getting tired of all this work and no results?

NO one reads that wall of words.

 

[Que]

Sorry, I didn't realize you were spending all that time FINALLY crafting SOME kind of (lame) defense after 3 days of bluster.

Please...

Continue.

 

[Que]

NOW.... insert the three posts in a row I am desperate post.

 

[drinkz]

Yes! One post of mine got four from him! We're back to a little of my time wasting lots of his. Now Queer-Baby, could you just make them a bit longer? Your length is a bit off. (That's why his wife left him. Hee Hee.)

 

[Que]

Come one....have you completely run out of your little canned insults so, soon? You so carefully honed those skillz on that other site...

What was that site again?

The one they booted you from 60 days ago?

 

[Que]

Sorry...should have waited...I forget you are slow.

 

[Que]

Like in those word game thread where you couldnt keep up...sucks finding out you arent the brightest person on the planet.

 

[Que]

...which is why it makes sense that your most common complaint is the NUMBER of words I churn out....

It's nice to here that your perception is that the thoughts I form and articulate require a lot of effort...

I can see where from your perspective it would seem so...

Words aren't your thing..that's OK...you make a fine porcelain bowl...we all serve as we can.

 

[Que]

PS remeber that creative writing workshop I generously gave you?

....Pay attention to third person.

It's just you and me here...you think anyone else has the slightest interest?

Really?

 

[drinkz]

Words aren't your thing..that's OK...you make a fine porcelain bowl...we all serve as we can.

So... Why is the porcelain bowl in your avatar named Query? Projecting again? Maybe it's plastic, not porcelain, but who cares?

 

[Que]

Here's bit of advice....

Wait like an hour...or if you can possibly stand it, two.

Then saunter back and go, "OH, are you still babbling to yourself?"

I thought you were through when I pwned you! TeeHee!

(to be frank dropping it forever would serve you better but i KNOW you can't do that.....)

PS...while you are hitting F5 and plotting strategy...Ive posted in three other threads...actual content...actually participating and enjoying the site in a meaningful way...not just playing king of the hill with your puny ass..though I admit you ARE a delight.

 

[Que]

...dribble.....

You are funny.

I give you sincere appropriate advice to look less like a tool, and you never take it. I can COUNT on you not taking it...which is why I am comfortable offering it.

 

[Que]

As long as you are still hanging around, lets chat.

Why do you think you like picking fights with random people? I mean EVERYONE loves taking a swing at an asshole from time to time, but your victimology seems so random.