JohnnyValentine
Deliciously Depraved
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Forum rules should be respected and I ask for my wishes to also be equally respected. Please accept the simple concept that this is intended as a PRIVATE ADVERTISEMENT not a public thread for unwanted comments, advice or bumps. Please have RESPECT by NOT posting replies as they will disrupt the continuity of Gilda Bumps. Do not be rude by ruining the hard work it took to create my post but if my wishes are deliberately ignored, you will have only succeed in showing bad-manners and I shall close it.
I am not your Entertainment Director. If want a man to make you laugh (with apologies to Tennessee Williams, a sign of a woman having to depend on the kindness of strangers to compensate for her own inability to converse with hilarity) please look elsewhere.
I am a single, cultured gentleman and an academic. However, I am not here to debate metaphysical and epistemological view points or to discuss semiotics and dialectics but to meet women with specific attributes for cybersex. Skype and female verification required.
Seek classy, sexually insatiable women with inner needs for perversion; depravity; filth. Not prerequisites but prefer women with tits surrendered to forces of gravity and ageing (loose, super-saggy, stretch-marked, vein-lined, big extra if hang to waist, extended extra if hang considerably below, added extra if udders produce milk); long, dark nipples; vast, wrinkled areolas; a matured cunt (huge, spacious, gaping, long slit, fleshy cunt-lips, oversized clitoris, very thick bushy hair like a real woman not bald like a baby).
You display a public persona of a prim, proper, moral lady but privately crave to be used trashier than the trashiest tramp; cheaper than the cheapest whore; sluttier than the sluttiest slut. Partner, feminist and religious friends would be shocked if knew of your sinful passion for harsh degradation and humiliation; slavery; disgraceful exposure by repeatedly opening your legs to strangers putting on display your throbbing cunt while begging them to closely examine and photograph it; enacting taboo fantasies; cheddar cheese.
Must be a chronic masturbator as I am (multiple times every day) and enjoy mutual masturbation; guided masturbation (unusual object insertions); sucking your nipples; tasting your cunt; self-fisting; questions about our masturbation; looking at explicit images of females and males while masturbating to them. Bonus if masturbate with other women. Will play with my cock in any way you want.
Interested in conceited women turned-on by two forms of exhibitionism. Public: Enjoy undressing in view of spying neighbours; secluded strangers; attentive partners. When fully exposed, you seductively touch all your body and then spread your legs wide to pleasure yourself causing them to irresistibly masturbate which intensifies your excitement. Narcissistic: Having deep needs for self-love, you worship yourself in front of full-length mirrors; egotistically kiss yourself in them; rub your body against them; habitually masturbate to your reflected images. Bonus if love sending pictures and videos of your conceit for mutual worship and masturbation.
Suitable for a professional, bossy woman and strict family manager with status of power at work/home wanting to lose control; bored housewife needing more sex; sophisticated woman with impeccable tastes who attends formal social gatherings wearing elegant attire without panties. A virtuous lady with uncontrollable needs for talking dirty; degradation and humiliation (repeatedly calling yourself and being called filthy names as you masturbate, relentless interrogation, wanting a sadist who can never go too far, making inferior comparisons to girlfriends and women of other races, told what to wear/what to take off/what to show/what to touch/how to pose, irresistible urge to spread legs wide to anyone pleading shameful close cunt and arse inspection, piss and shit play, messy food play).
Applies to an intelligent, married, older woman with big tits; thick nipples; long-labia cunt. Husband is conventional and you appear conservative but dream of life as a slut to let your cunt do the thinking - aroused by speaking unladylike; crude name calling; revealing a masturbation addiction to relieve daily stress; being used as a sex object; displaying your body to men lustfully stroking their cocks; a man pumping his prick as you perform a vulgar strip; coerced to put on a masturbating show for men and women but erect nipples and sopping cunt expose your submissiveness; sex with a Dominant woman while a masturbating male partner watches; instructions of where and how to touch yourself; forced experiences with Sir doing anything he wants to you for his pleasure. This compulsive exhibitionist will need something much more intense than previously experienced to fulfill her true nature: Fantasy becomes Reality.
Love to be contacted by women with enormous tits who have an obsession for looking at huge tits and masturbating to them. Welcome women who are big tits curious; big nipples curious; big cunts curious; whelmed by thoughts to abscond with big funds from churches.
Send private message if wish for depraved delights and perverted pleasures before too late after all, you have nothing to lose except your dignity and self-respect. (Yes, just want to meet a sweet old fashioned girl.) Include Skype name; marital status; age range; brief physical description. Must converse with proper spelling, grammar and punctuation (no text-speak). Strictly no time-wasters; high-flying trapeze artists; low-lying bullshit artists; pretenders; women who refer to their cunt by that absurd, cutesy, childish euphemism "pussy" as a pussy is a cat but a cunt is a cunt (a cock is never called a "puppy", so grow up and act your age not shoe size).
Note: Will add you to my Ignore List if username contains letters or numbers; have not made over 40,000 posts in 3 days from joining; have not sent over 1,400 different messages to males causing them to laugh hysterically (mutual proof required); send message not composed entirely of text-speak; attach twat-shot; do not reside in stunningly colourful Ittoqqortoormiit; not an expert on the designs of ornate toilet-brushes in Armenia during fiscal years 1931 to 1937 inclusive.
To women: Thanks for reading my advertisement whether it connects or not.
Send me lust in a package labelled dynamite, gonna feel an explosion when we do it right
We're all set for detonation baby don't you know, well three-two-one-zero baby here we go:
Link to my Kinklist:
I am not your Entertainment Director. If want a man to make you laugh (with apologies to Tennessee Williams, a sign of a woman having to depend on the kindness of strangers to compensate for her own inability to converse with hilarity) please look elsewhere.
I am a single, cultured gentleman and an academic. However, I am not here to debate metaphysical and epistemological view points or to discuss semiotics and dialectics but to meet women with specific attributes for cybersex. Skype and female verification required.
Seek classy, sexually insatiable women with inner needs for perversion; depravity; filth. Not prerequisites but prefer women with tits surrendered to forces of gravity and ageing (loose, super-saggy, stretch-marked, vein-lined, big extra if hang to waist, extended extra if hang considerably below, added extra if udders produce milk); long, dark nipples; vast, wrinkled areolas; a matured cunt (huge, spacious, gaping, long slit, fleshy cunt-lips, oversized clitoris, very thick bushy hair like a real woman not bald like a baby).
You display a public persona of a prim, proper, moral lady but privately crave to be used trashier than the trashiest tramp; cheaper than the cheapest whore; sluttier than the sluttiest slut. Partner, feminist and religious friends would be shocked if knew of your sinful passion for harsh degradation and humiliation; slavery; disgraceful exposure by repeatedly opening your legs to strangers putting on display your throbbing cunt while begging them to closely examine and photograph it; enacting taboo fantasies; cheddar cheese.
Must be a chronic masturbator as I am (multiple times every day) and enjoy mutual masturbation; guided masturbation (unusual object insertions); sucking your nipples; tasting your cunt; self-fisting; questions about our masturbation; looking at explicit images of females and males while masturbating to them. Bonus if masturbate with other women. Will play with my cock in any way you want.
Interested in conceited women turned-on by two forms of exhibitionism. Public: Enjoy undressing in view of spying neighbours; secluded strangers; attentive partners. When fully exposed, you seductively touch all your body and then spread your legs wide to pleasure yourself causing them to irresistibly masturbate which intensifies your excitement. Narcissistic: Having deep needs for self-love, you worship yourself in front of full-length mirrors; egotistically kiss yourself in them; rub your body against them; habitually masturbate to your reflected images. Bonus if love sending pictures and videos of your conceit for mutual worship and masturbation.
Suitable for a professional, bossy woman and strict family manager with status of power at work/home wanting to lose control; bored housewife needing more sex; sophisticated woman with impeccable tastes who attends formal social gatherings wearing elegant attire without panties. A virtuous lady with uncontrollable needs for talking dirty; degradation and humiliation (repeatedly calling yourself and being called filthy names as you masturbate, relentless interrogation, wanting a sadist who can never go too far, making inferior comparisons to girlfriends and women of other races, told what to wear/what to take off/what to show/what to touch/how to pose, irresistible urge to spread legs wide to anyone pleading shameful close cunt and arse inspection, piss and shit play, messy food play).
Applies to an intelligent, married, older woman with big tits; thick nipples; long-labia cunt. Husband is conventional and you appear conservative but dream of life as a slut to let your cunt do the thinking - aroused by speaking unladylike; crude name calling; revealing a masturbation addiction to relieve daily stress; being used as a sex object; displaying your body to men lustfully stroking their cocks; a man pumping his prick as you perform a vulgar strip; coerced to put on a masturbating show for men and women but erect nipples and sopping cunt expose your submissiveness; sex with a Dominant woman while a masturbating male partner watches; instructions of where and how to touch yourself; forced experiences with Sir doing anything he wants to you for his pleasure. This compulsive exhibitionist will need something much more intense than previously experienced to fulfill her true nature: Fantasy becomes Reality.
Love to be contacted by women with enormous tits who have an obsession for looking at huge tits and masturbating to them. Welcome women who are big tits curious; big nipples curious; big cunts curious; whelmed by thoughts to abscond with big funds from churches.
Send private message if wish for depraved delights and perverted pleasures before too late after all, you have nothing to lose except your dignity and self-respect. (Yes, just want to meet a sweet old fashioned girl.) Include Skype name; marital status; age range; brief physical description. Must converse with proper spelling, grammar and punctuation (no text-speak). Strictly no time-wasters; high-flying trapeze artists; low-lying bullshit artists; pretenders; women who refer to their cunt by that absurd, cutesy, childish euphemism "pussy" as a pussy is a cat but a cunt is a cunt (a cock is never called a "puppy", so grow up and act your age not shoe size).
Note: Will add you to my Ignore List if username contains letters or numbers; have not made over 40,000 posts in 3 days from joining; have not sent over 1,400 different messages to males causing them to laugh hysterically (mutual proof required); send message not composed entirely of text-speak; attach twat-shot; do not reside in stunningly colourful Ittoqqortoormiit; not an expert on the designs of ornate toilet-brushes in Armenia during fiscal years 1931 to 1937 inclusive.
To women: Thanks for reading my advertisement whether it connects or not.
Send me lust in a package labelled dynamite, gonna feel an explosion when we do it right
We're all set for detonation baby don't you know, well three-two-one-zero baby here we go:
Link to my Kinklist:
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