Pls sign this petition to stop Lit identity fraud

[drinkz]

...actual content...

You'll never convince anybody of that. Keep trying though.

 

[Que]

Bla Bla... I am hardly paying attention to anything you say....yawn, stretch...

This would be more fun for me if it weren't a monologue so often...

Scribble down something, anything...promise I wont pick on your grammar and spelling like you do mine.

 

[Que]

You'll never convince anybody of that. Keep trying though.

Good one, because 2 months deep you know who reads, what they read, whether they read and if they do, what they think about it.

I am telling you...you should have begged off and pretended you have important things to attend to already..

and didn't you mean to use the smiley? cause of course you are just humoring me...

 

[drinkz]

This would be more fun for me if it weren't a monologue so often...

Exactly! And, yet, he still doesn't get it. Poor soul.

 

[Que]

Exactly! And, yet, he still doesn't get it. Poor soul.

with the third person again...
you really think we have an audience?

 

[Magnetron]

I had a guy spend almost 2 years trying to impress upon everyone that I was a loser carrying on conversations with my own alts. By everyone, I mean no one. The forum had no absolutely no outside readers. He refused to believe this, obsessed with making me look foolish.

This was also in a forum that allowed multiple alts, of which I had a dozen. It was funny until he started trolling me with an alt. Then it was just pathetic.

 

[RedAllan]

Fucking hell guys, get a bloody room!

 

[Que]

You have to choose your frame and stick with it...

Which is it?

You are moderately bemused by my babbling and just wasting my (and only mine) time....?

Or you think you are playing to an audience that will, what? Suddenly be impressed with the effort you put into your proud accomplishment that I knocked off the coffee table?

 

[Que]

I had a guy spend almost 2 years trying to impress upon everyone that I was a loser carrying on conversations with my own alts. By everyone, I mean no one. The forum had no absolutely no outside readers. He refused to believe this, obsessed with making me look foolish.

This was also in a forum that allowed multiple alts, of which I had a dozen. It was funny until he started trolling me with an alt. Then it was just pathetic.

Well fortunately for DrinkzMunkyPee,I saved him THAT embarrassment by nipping this idiocy in the bud at two months..

I am sure he will go on to have a long and prosperous tenure here at Lit when he puts all this behind him...

shit- he should have just fuckin' said "April Fools!" on the 1st and been done with it!

 

[Debbie]

Don't mind me. I'm just wee'ing in MY corner.

 

[Que]

^you see, THAT is how you do third person.

You wait until there is another person to converse with.

 

[Que]

Don't mind me. I'm just wee'ing in MY corner.

Oh, lord. It's hard enough to get this guy to directly engage, now you got him licking the dust bunnies out of the corner...

 

[Que]

So, what's up with EatzMunkyPoo?

Poor guy isn't sure WHICH of my advice he should take...he is now looking for something, anything to post elsewhere..

Too distracted to play the word games...he can barely play those when its a two-person take your turn affair.

He has set the frame that he is wasting MY time. He has hung on my every word for three hours...Im in my 4th episode of Mad Men.

 

[drinkz]

... Wah... Wah...

I'm a bit tied up working on dinner. Why don't you go ahead a write a sentence for me and then your five obligatory retorts? I'd appreciate it.

 

[Que]

Oh, dear...what to do, what to do...

Other than the whole "wow I'm making you waste your time" bit...

He isn't posting anything I can figure a quick zinger from...

lemme consult "Trolling for Dummies" there HAS to be a macho way out of this corner I painted myself in....

No, I have already used SEVERAL quick exit lines over the last three hours....

shit....

That IS a quandary..

sorry

 

[Que]

I'm a bit tied up working on dinner. Why don't you go ahead a write a sentence for me and then your five obligatory retorts? I'd appreciate it.

Way ahead of you...

as always.

 

[Que]

I'm a bit tied up working on dinner. Why don't you go ahead a write a sentence for me and then your five obligatory retorts? I'd appreciate it.

Try not to get "hollandaise" on your F5 key... gotta suck feeling the need to read all this AS I write it, whilst feigning disinterest.

Had a a feud with an Anal-Retentive neighbor back in the day.

Was fun to leave all his car doors unlocked repeatedly after he triple checked them

 

[Que]

Dinner is a good idea...you could post it in the thread you started when you were hiding from the pitchforks and torches crowd, or that one you went to when you were avoiding me.

because so far you've posted one word in three hours that wasn't here...where you doth protest to much.

 

[Que]

So whacha havin?

A big Kahuna Burger, maybe?

Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

I didn't mean to do that....

Go, on...please continue.

 

[Que]

...There once was a guy who drinkz monkey pee

 

[Beco]

You had a reputation?

He had a nasty reputation as a cruel dude. They said he was ruthless, they said he was crude.

 

[Que]

He had a nasty reputation as a cruel dude. They said he was ruthless, they said he was crude.

Faster, faster...the lights are turnin' red!

 

[drinkz]

...

Six posts? I asked for five. Always an overachiever, that Query.

 

[Que]

Carpooling with DrinkzMunkyPee does not qualify one for the HOV lane.

 

[Que]

Six posts? I asked for five. Always an overachiever, that Query.

shhh!

We talked about this. Some grownups dropped by.

Mind your manners.