Pls sign this petition to stop Lit identity fraud

[LusterMunky]

Second? I've lost track of which alt belongs to whom.

I'm just going to call them query_drinkz_munky_pee.

You can just call me Bubba. It's a term of endearment.

 

[subdued_passion]

You can just call me Bubba. It's a term of endearment.

Well then let me just call you Munky.

 

[LusterMunky]

Well then let me just call you Munky.

Deal . At least until one of my parasites show up.

How are things in India? India, is that right?

 

[drinkz]

Second? I've lost track of which alt belongs to whom.

I'm just going to call them query_drinkz_munky_pee.

Don't put me in that bunch...

 

[subdued_passion]

Deal . At least until one of my parasites show up.

Don't put me in that bunch...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbMYEcoNGOM

 

[LusterMunky]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbMYEcoNGOM

Hollywood's balls just got all shrunk up and everything.

I remember you from a coupla hilarious personals ads you posted. They got deleted.

 

[subdued_passion]

Hollywood's balls just got all shrunk up and everything.

I remember you from a coupla hilarious personals ads you posted. They got deleted.

Yeah, they don't like it when you make funny threads in the Personals, which is really sad because that place is just brimming with all kinds of potential for comedy.

 

[drinkz]

Hey wait. Luster and I are on at the same time. According to Query's dissertation that makes him and I the same person.

Oh, and Luster was my parasite. He trolled me from about my second week here. But, he was less obvious (better) about it than Query.

 

[LusterMunky]

Yeah, they don't like it when you make funny threads in the Personals, which is really sad because that place is just brimming with all kinds of potential for comedy.

Do another one. I'll reply

 

[subdued_passion]

Hey wait. Luster and I are on at the same time. According to Query's dissertation that makes him and I the same person.

Oh, and Luster was my parasite. He trolled me from about my second week here. But, he was less obvious (better) about it than Query.

Blah blah blah. If it helps I think you, Munky and query are 3 different people. But, I haven't invested as much time or effort investigating all your posts so I could be completely wrong.

Carry on.

 

[drinkz]

Do another one. I'll reply

Oh no! He's ignoring me. That's more proof for Query that we are indeed the same person. Tell you what... I'm not going to post here for a bit. In Query's feeble mind that will be the trifecta of proof. We all are the same person!

Anyways... Welcome back Luster/Pee/Whomever... You've left quite a few times, only to come back as soon as spoken of. Can you leave again for comedic effect? We all promise to laugh. Or at least I will.

 

[LusterMunky]

Blah blah blah. If it helps I think you, Munky and query are 3 different people. But, I haven't invested as much time or effort investigating all your posts so I could be completely wrong.

Carry on.

Sounds like a group sex opportunity.

 

[Que]

Hey wait. Luster and I are on at the same time. According to Query's dissertation that makes him and I the same person.

Oh, and Luster was my parasite. He trolled me from about my second week here. But, he was less obvious (better) about it than Query.

No, exactly backwards...it proves that you, I, and he are not[\I] one. Only you are responsible for your pathetic behavior and your alts.

I think the contents of my feeble mind on the subject (and my reasoning for thinking so) are pretty thoroughly expressed in the post you have ever-so-helpfully linked in your signature line since.

If you feel anything, anything at all, needs to be clarified in that post of course you could have addressed any of the clearly stated facts, and my subsequent conclusions.

Remember the frame you have set: nobody on literotica reads. Nobody has read any of that post, and you specifically can not be bothered to read such allegations. Refering to a post later linked in your signature.

Always a giggle to watch how vigorously you work to defend your laboriously constructed fiction.

Me thinkz the Drinkz protests to much.

 

[drinkz]

Still beating that dead horse? Why? Everybody you're trying to convince has the both of us iggied. You have no audience. Those who are watching probably think you, I, Munky, Peedrinker, and a few others are all the same person.

It is interesting how you've moved your argument out here. Trying to hide it from the boards you usually haunt? Must just tear you up inside to know that it's linked in my sig for all your "friends" to see.

Me thinkz the Drinkz protests to much.

 

[Que]

Still beating that dead horse? Why? Everybody you're trying to convince has the both of us iggied. You have no audience. Those who are watching probably think you, I, Munky, Peedrinker, and a few others are all the same person.

It is interesting how you've moved your argument out here. Trying to hide it from the boards you usually haunt? Must just tear you up inside to know that it's linked in my sig for all your "friends" to see.

Project, much? I assure you, no one who would ever gives a rat's ass one way or another would ever mistake you for me.

 

[Magnetron]

ahem


Dead Horse Walking

Haunted
By the shallowed breath
Gasping, this horse you've so often
Beaten to death

Undaunted
As we suffer through your rants
Can't get a word in edgewise
You don't give anyone else the chance

Dead horse walking while you just keep talking
Endlessly with what you deem worth repeating
It only prolongues the beating

I've had my fill, runneth over is my cup
Will you ever for once in your jaded life
Just shut the fuck up?

If you were doped to the gills
With sodium pentathol
It would be a blessing to us all
To hear the truth for a change

There just aren't enough pills
To put you back in your stall
If it truly was my call
I'd take you to the shooting range

Put you out of our misery
Cock back the trigger and pull it
However,
Bitchslapping you would be my pleasure
And spare us the cost of the bullet

Open your eyes, Attention Whore
Shut your thighs and listen up
You can't force sympathy to happen
Congrats on winning the Loser's Cup
Spilling over with horses' piss
That you failed to take with rants like this

No one cares
It just had to be said

No one cares
Just one bullet to the head

No one cares
Who did what to whom and why and when

No one cares
This thoroughbred is as good as dead

No one

 

[drinkz]

Project, much?

Is that all you can say? That's your answer to everything. Accusing me of projection, is that you projecting?

 

[Magnetron]

Is that all you can say? That's your answer to everything. Accusing me of projection, is that you projecting?

Is that you projecting that he is projecting that you are projecting?

Spoken like a true doppleganger.

 

[RedAllan]

This thread has given me a migraine (and I haven't read all of it)

 

[Aquagal]

Besides the holy wall of text, I'm surprised each day that it still pops up on the first page.

This isn't helping it to go away, I realize.

 

[cookiejar]

What the hell?

 

[Queersetti]

What the hell?

This is the kind of lame crap that passes for Lit drama these days.

 

[badbabysitter]

a 12 page fight between two people that no one gives a shit about

 

[Queersetti]

a 12 page fight between two people that no one gives a shit about

We don't know for a fact that it isn't only one person.

 

[thør]

We don't know for a fact that it isn't only one person.

Manufactured drama.