Here a Twat, There a Twat, Everywhere A Twat Twat

This will be my new favorite word of the week. Twat - what a great word!

It's coming back in vogue, methinks. Twat other reason would I have to bump this stupid thread? Munky wants to be vogueish. There's another new word for you. Use it with caution or you will develop a shoe fetish.
 
It's coming back in vogue, methinks. Twat other reason would I have to bump this stupid thread? Munky wants to be vogueish. There's another new word for you. Use it with caution or you will develop a shoe fetish.

Twat the hell you talkin' about dude? ;)

Should you resent it when people call you a twat head? Twat'nt you be torn as to whether it's a twat compliment or a twat insult? :confused:

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:D
 
It's coming back in vogue, methinks. Twat other reason would I have to bump this stupid thread? Munky wants to be vogueish. There's another new word for you. Use it with caution or you will develop a shoe fetish.
Vogueish? Is that Madonnaish? :p
What about twatish?
 
Vogueish? Is that Madonnaish? :p
What about twatish?

Twatish?!? :cool:

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I gotta a feeling munks might start a new thread titles "Here a twatish ... there a twatish ... everywhere a twatish twat!" :rolleyes:

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It's all your fault smiley! ;)
 
What about twatish?

'Twatish' sounds like a word with potential, however it's an adjective. Us primates have only evolved to the noun and verb stage, and trust me you don't want examples of that. But I'll try an adjective . . . That Chevy Vega of yours is really twatish!
 
twat...
slightly more offensive than muff but either is far superior to fur-burger

why oh why does the human race have this obsession with finding names for its parts???
 
twat...
slightly more offensive than muff but either is far superior to fur-burger

why oh why does the human race have this obsession with finding names for its parts???
Fur-burger???? Omg bwahahaha loooove it :D
Slightly eewwww but ohh so funny :D
 
That has to be a Madonna twat :p

You would seem to have a certain Twatishness about Madonna. There is counseling available for this debilitating disorder. Or, if it's just an occasional Twat Fart you'll prolly be fine. Eat fruit. KumTwats. Good and good for you, and I don't need to tell you how hard that combination is to find these days.
 
Twat's up Mr. Munky?

I am back from 24 or so hours of outdoor bliss! Twat I would check up on ya! :kiss::kiss:
 
Great word Monkey!

Twat = Someone behaving like a twat!
Twattish = Behaviour typical of a twat!
Twatted = Hit extremely hard, as you would like to hit a twat!
Twats = a collection of more than one twat!
Twatfest = A gathering of twats!
Ubertwat = A super Twat!

FAS had the pronunciation right T wwwwatt!!!!!!!!!

Hee! Hee! Made my day:kiss:
 
Would you like to try our TWA coffee?” “No thanks,” the male passenger responds, “but I’d sure like to have some of your TWA tea (i.e., T-W-A-T).”
 
Waffles anyone?...this thread made me think of waffles...:D:heart:

hehehe.. glad I'm not the only one, but I woke up wanting waffles. :eek:

And umm.... twat taco?! lol I'm just crackin' up over here. Here in the middle west, it's a plain 'ol camel toe, vagina, pussy, cunt, honey pot kind of thing :D
 
All this talk about twat, or twats, fur burgers, twat tacos, is making me lick my lips for one. I'm very hungery now, could go for a really nice bearded clam.
 
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