Here a Twat, There a Twat, Everywhere A Twat Twat

[LusterMunky]

Sometime back someone, I think it was AquaGal, mentioned the idea of a TwatFest. Long story . . . Anyhoo . . .

I couldn't even remember the last time I heard anyone use the word 'twat'. Is this term still in vogue? If so, it raises questions, in no particular order . . .

For the Lit Ladies, if you have a twat, when was the last time you referred to it as a twat? If you didn't use this term twat did you call it?

For the Lit Gents, when was the last time you sent a PM to a Lit Lady saying you really need to lick their twat?

Do SuperGurls like Penelope Cruz, even have a twat, or are they genetically engineered to only have a pussy? If so, twat's up with THAT?


Twat, you don't have anything better to do than read this thread??

 

[PrissOff]

Reminds me of something a friend of mine used to say.

"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you. Tit's all right, I've got an ear infucktion."

Anyways, cunt. The other white meat.

 

[mickyp123]

Reminds me of something a friend of mine used to say.

"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you. Tit's all right, I've got an ear infucktion."

Anyways, cunt. The other white meat.

Em' Trans World Airlines Tours

FUCK is FornicationUnder Carnal Knowledge, i thing it was a charge given to prostitutes in the 18th century, so when you get people saying it in Sparticus Blood and Sand it makes me cringe lol

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Reminds me of something a friend of mine used to say.

"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you. Tit's all right, I've got an ear infucktion."

Anyways, cunt. The other white meat.

I said that in science class my senior year. I thought I said it softly enough that only my one friend heard, but apparently my female lab partner, who was nearby has great hearing. I had always kind of though she was a bit of a prude, and so I was really surprised when she started laughing really hard. She kept trying to hold it in, so we wouldn't get in trouble. She finally squeeked out "that's terrible...I love it..."

I think I should have asked her out...

 

[AbsintheFather]

According to the Sex-Lexis Sex Dictionary:

twat:
1. Vulgar colloquialism for the vulva or vagina . See vagina for synonyms.

2. More rarely, the anus . See anus for synonyms.

3. Derogatory appellation for a woman regarded as a sex-object .

4. A contemptible person, an idiot.

5. A cheap , poorly made wig .

I tend to use in the the letter sense as in "Munky that's a nasty twat you've got there"

^^ I think you should have asked her out as well

 

[KalIsBack]

Wow... So it's perfectly (grammatically) correct to say 'Is that a twat on your head, or are you just having a good hair day?'

 

[Kat73]

Twat... I use it as a derogatory term when I am pissed at someone... "That twat took my parking space."

I kinda like the wig use... I will have to try that. I am guessing that I'll need to cary around a dicktonary if I do...

However... My twat could use a good licking and then fucking has a particularly naughty ring to it!! I must use it more.

 

[mamasota]

That's twat it's all about!

I'm glad I dropped in, nice thread LusteMrunky.

 

[SmileyGirl]

I do the same as Kat, I use it as a derogatory term when referring to arseholes aha!
If you over pronounce the w it sounds even better

"Whaddddda Twwwwwwat"

 

[GiggLeGasm]

According to the Sex-Lexis Sex Dictionary:

twat:
1. Vulgar colloquialism for the vulva or vagina . See vagina for synonyms.

I just spent a good few minutes looking at my vagina. There's not a synonym anywhere near there!

 

[Thandi]

I just spent a good few minutes looking at my vagina. There's not a synonym anywhere near there!

Ooooh, don't put any cinnamon there either, will probably burn like hell!

 

[LusterMunky]

Twat Idiot started this thread, and twat should be his punishment for doing so?

 

[tagurit_113]

Twat Idiot started this thread, and twat should be his punishment for doing so?

Twit was that idiot that thought that twat was a good thought at the time....but twit twasn't

 

[Thandi]

Twit was that idiot that thought that twat was a good thought at the time....but twit twasn't

^^^^

 

[Treasured]

Here, my teenagers use the term twat waffle. *shrugs* waffle at the end must make it nasty.

 

[tagurit_113]

Here, my teenagers use the term twat waffle. *shrugs* waffle at the end must make it nasty.

Twat waffle is another name for camel toe around here. I don't get it...twat taco would make more sense.

 

[Kat73]

Munky, Munky, Munky... Once again you have made me completely crack up! You started a goofy thread and it's funny as fuck!!

Twat waffle. Still snorting over that one!!

 

[QuantumJumping]

Sometime back someone, I think it was AquaGal, mentioned the idea of a TwatFest. Long story . . . Anyhoo . . .

I couldn't even remember the last time I heard anyone use the word 'twat'. Is this term still in vogue? If so, it raises questions, in no particular order . . .

For the Lit Ladies, if you have a twat, when was the last time you referred to it as a twat? If you didn't use this term twat did you call it?

For the Lit Gents, when was the last time you sent a PM to a Lit Lady saying you really need to lick their twat?

Do SuperGurls like Penelope Cruz, even have a twat, or are they genetically engineered to only have a pussy? If so, twat's up with THAT?


Twat, you don't have anything better to do than read this thread??

Twat, snatch. I think from the 60's. Seems every decade has their favs.

 

[Aquagal]

Sometime back someone, I think it was AquaGal, mentioned the idea of a TwatFest. Long story . . . Anyhoo . . .

I couldn't even remember the last time I heard anyone use the word 'twat'. Is this term still in vogue? If so, it raises questions, in no particular order . . .

For the Lit Ladies, if you have a twat, when was the last time you referred to it as a twat? If you didn't use this term twat did you call it?

For the Lit Gents, when was the last time you sent a PM to a Lit Lady saying you really need to lick their twat?

Do SuperGurls like Penelope Cruz, even have a twat, or are they genetically engineered to only have a pussy? If so, twat's up with THAT?


Twat, you don't have anything better to do than read this thread??

You remember things I say?

 

[deceptivelyinnocent]

Haha!!! Hilarious!
I didn't even know what a twat was until I came on to Lit.
Only time I ever heard it before that was on looney toon cartoons when Tweety bird said, "I twat I saw a pudy cat...."

 

[mickyp123]

Would having ones head stuck firmly between female thighs make you a twaffle deaf ?

Sticky twaffle pudding anyone ?

 

[badjanus]

My favourite use was when my best mate turned around to me with his chopper in his hand and I had my chopper in mine. Not impressed with my technique told me to "twat it hard" so with an Almighty swing I split a log! A few hours later my woodpile was restored!

Job done!

 

[OxfordDon]

I've heard Twat used in the sense that badjanus used it.....I think in the UK it is used more as a term of abuse than a reference to the holy of holies...


Oh and Fuck has been in use since at least the 1500s....

 

[Treasured]

Twat waffle is another name for camel toe around here. I don't get it...twat taco would make more sense.

Twat taco makes much more sense.......

Hey check out that twat taco....its bigger than a moose knuckle!

 

[BlackCashmere]

Twat taco makes much more sense.......

Hey check out that twat taco....its bigger than a moose knuckle!

Waffles anyone?...this thread made me think of waffles...