You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When...

[Artina Heartflash]

YKYSFW

In the amateur pic thread, the host and another member start bickering over details of a night they spent together.

DAMN good way to kill a thread, guys, playing favorites.

 

[Good2BeBad67]

YKYASFW you can jerk off to a picture that barely shows anything her face

 

[woodpecker4175]

Ykysfw... Your balls swell up and you can't walk any more... Does that really happen???

 

[subdued_passion]

YKYASFW you start to hang out at the GB as a way to kill those urges.

 

[woodpecker4175]

YKYASFW you start to hang out at the GB as a way to kill those urges.

Wow!!! That is bad...

 

[subdued_passion]

Wow!!! That is bad...

Yup.


YKYASFW you curse everytime someone bumps up the 'Fuck Me Like This' thread.


God, I fuckin hate that thread, just ban the damn thing already!!!

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW you are tempted to investigate such an awful thread...

 

[subdued_passion]

YKYSFW you are a frequent poster on this thread.

 

[sunbunny3]

YKYSFW you don't stop licking the breadstick even after the Nutella is gone.

The memory this just bounced into my head.. preferred road trip munchie when cross the desert to spend a day with Babygirl.. long salty rods.. (pretzel rods). Girlfriend and I would have teased more than one trucker with our skills at consuming them.. if I slowed down long enough for them to actually watch..

YKYSFW.. checking out the squash in the grocery store for size...

 

[Artina Heartflash]

YKYSFW you are tempted to investigate such an awful thread...

You searched for that "Fuck me like this" thread and couldn't find it.

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW you'd take the fuck just about any way that you could get it.

 

[subdued_passion]

YKYSFW the only time you feel relieved in the day is when you see someone else has also posted on this thread.

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW the only time you feel relieved in the day is when you see someone else has also posted on this thread.

YKYSFW instead of relief, that just adds to the frustration.

 

[imFlyingsolo]

YKYSFW you at doing an interview and you say infuctuated instead of influctuated

 

[ChainedUp]

YKYSFW......you go to your favorite tumblr sites before you even get out of bed in the morning

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW......you go to your favorite tumblr sites before you even get out of bed in the morning

YKYSFW this makes you wonder if you should join tumblr, and/or take your tablet to bed. would the body pillow be jealous?

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW you no longer care if the body pillow gets jealous.

 

[sunbunny3]

YKYSFW you wake up wetter than when you went to sleep..

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW you wake up wetter than when you went to sleep..

YKYSFW you wake up harder than you went to sleep, but run out of time to rub one off before you have to leave for work...

 

[Arouzal]

YKYSFW the briefest sound of her voice has you straining in your pants.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

YKYSFW you have killed yet ANOTHER toy

 

[Kat73]

YKYSFW you have killed yet ANOTHER toy

Oh damn!!!

YKYSFW you would rather cyber than have unfulfilling sex again.

 

[tagurit_113]

YKYSFW you're slightly envious that your mom has a better chance of having sex than you do, while doing pre-interview screenings on the phone you're crossing guys off the list as prospects because the sound of their voice does nothing for you, you stay up late re-reading old messages and get super horny but end up mad at Mr. Tachi (first name's Hi) and asking him - out loud - why the hell he can't have a penis, tongue, and/or fingers...all within the last 24 hrs!!!

 

[Mkj25]

YKYSFW you have killed yet ANOTHER toy

In the same boat. Need to buy a new one

 

[Elated]

You're in the supermarket and your mind starts repurposing the vegetables...