You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When...

[newbiebabe]

YKYSFW you drive by the movie rental place and the outside sign of new arrivals reads "OZ"... and you read Ounce.. and think what movie is Ounce?

Okay maybe that's a stretch but I'm blaming on no sex for almost eight months!


PS.. I quickly realized it was truly "Oz"... lol

 

[L8tnIt]

... Co-workers & immidiate Supervisors begin taking a collection for the "Get [insert name HERE] Fund", just because of how much of a vicious asshole you have become for having not gotten laid more than 4 times this year!

These are the same Co-workers who will also point me in the direction of someone who needs an ass-kicking and say "You go ahead... You need the tension release more than me!"

 

[luvthedesserts]

YKYSFW you make a thread just to mess with other sexually frustrated people.

 

[Kat73]

YKYSFW you think of Lit as great foreplay!

 

[LustfulOne50]

YKYSFW you fantasize about the hunk of liver in the icebox.

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW you fantasize about the icebox.

 

[Hardbutgentle]

YKYSFW you get an erection from driving a car

 

[agedmac]

YKYSFW you fantasize about the icebox.

YKYSFW when you spend time thinking about what is sexual about an icebox and not that you realize that you are old enough to not even wonder why Sir Hugs called it an icebox!

 

[raiguy]

YKYSFW you are sitting in a chair, wondering whether or not you could have sex in it, and then going about seeing the positions you could, before realizing you have no sexual partners to partake of said sex you are trying to see could work in said chair.

 

[luvthedesserts]

YKYSFW you stalk raiguy just to mess with him when there's ladies about.

 

[raiguy]

YKYSFW you stalk raiguy just to mess with him when there's ladies about.

wait....I make you sexually frustrated?

 

[luvthedesserts]

wait....I make you sexually frustrated?

Don't get all fluttery. I'm in a very delicate state right now. Well, I'm a few states over from the one with the earthquakes, but that's not the point. I really don't even know what sexually frustrated means? Does that mean you're tired of sex? It aggravates you? Are you vexed by what goes where? Is someone or something thwarting you from having hindered sex? Cause I like Hinder's music. Not sure I see them as sexual, but I guess if you do, go for it.

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW when you spend time thinking about what is sexual about an icebox and not that you realize that you are old enough to not even wonder why Sir Hugs called it an icebox!

YKYSFW "age is just a state of mind" becomes "sex is just a state of mind".

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW you bump your own post on this thread

 

[luvthedesserts]

YKYSFW you can't stop clicking to see what Luv typed next.

 

[subdued_passion]

YKYSFW you curse loudly every time someone posts in the Fuck Me Like This thread.

I hate that fuckin thread!!!

 

[Artina Heartflash]

YKYSFW:

you post this on the internet:

http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/108766-the-undiscovered-world/

OH HONESTLY, DUDE. IF BY ONE IN A MILLION CHANCE YOU ARE HERE AT THIS SITE NOW, I EXTEND A SPARKING BARBED WIRE FROM MY CROWN IN GESTURE OF HONOR. PM ME.

But I will add no photo for public to cry over in my post. I don't want to perpetuate any fires of frustration.

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW you get wood just humping...er, I mean bumping, this thread...

 

[Good2BeBad67]

YKYSFW you jerk off three times in a day and it's still not enough to satisfy you

 

[Ask For More]

Every woman looks 10x more attractive than usual...

 

[Penelope1961]

Every woman looks 10x more attractive than usual...

that one made me giggle

 

[Ask For More]

that one made me giggle

Why you're looking mighty fine when you giggle.....

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

YKYSFW you don't stop licking the breadstick even after the Nutella is gone.

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW you'd pay to watch someone lick Nutella off a breadstick...

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW you spend two days flirting online and then....nothing...no answer...