Wanting a woman 18-74, perfect 10 body, rich and willing to leave all her shit to me

Want to thank the woman who fucked me at Crest Foods a little while ago. I am telling you folks these ads work. She came up to me and asked if I hated Clowns and I simply said "Bend over". She just screamed I love Lit personal ads over an over while I responded with "Shut the fuck up, my wife is in the cereal aisle." Was so hot.
 
*laughing so hard, I can barely breathe* Geez, I've got to get a life! :rolleyes:

Answer some personal ads. I am positive someone has posted that they will be somewhere near you in business this week. Take advantage and jump down that rabbit hole.
 
Suppose so. Maybe a woman will read this and contact me. Oh wait! It was moved to the PG. bullshit.

Hey there you lovely young man.
I can't see your picture too clearly because I accidently left my contact lenses in the same glass as my false teeth.
I hurt my eyes when I tried to put my molars in by mistake.

But, fuzzy though you are, you remind me of my grandson.
His grandpappy passed away last Tuesday and I'm looking for a healthy young stud to warm my bed in the twilight of my life. Poor old Ernie was not in the best of health in his later years. An octogenarian still has needs you know!

Oh, poot.

You said no older than 74. Well, I'm a hot bit of wrinkle for my age, so if ya change your mind, sweetling, you know where to find me.

:kiss:Agnes:kiss:

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