lovetopleasewomen
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lmao! I did not know this. Soooo in other words, they're a bunch of grenades huh?
Wanting a woman 18-74, perfect 10 body, rich and willing to leave all her shit to me
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lmao! I did not know this. Soooo in other words, they're a bunch of grenades huh?
No. It means they are hardened and can kick my ass. They would end up fucking me.
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which would make you the fuckee and not the fuckerr. Got it.
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which would make you the fuckee and not the fuckerr. Got it.
Calling someone a fuckee as opposed to a fucker sounds so much better. Get over here fuckee! Just sounds more polite.
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Yea, it's a chinese word, different from the japanese word fook.
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Yeah I think I ordered fuckee and broccoli the other night
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hmmmm, you're brave. I don't eat anything I can't pronounce.
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His last name is fuckee. It was the house special.
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Want to thank the woman who fucked me at Crest Foods a little while ago. I am telling you folks these ads work. She came up to me and asked if I hated Clowns and I simply said "Bend over". She just screamed I love Lit personal ads over an over while I responded with "Shut the fuck up, my wife is in the cereal aisle." Was so hot.
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*laughing so hard, I can barely breathe* Geez, I've got to get a life!
Answer some personal ads. I am positive someone has posted that they will be somewhere near you in business this week. Take advantage and jump down that rabbit hole.
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Big breasts?
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Doesn't have to be that big of a hole then.
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what? wait....I was supposed to be listening and giggling....
No reason to be a wallflower. Just jump on in.
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Any ladies wanna fuck?
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Silly fucker. Steven Seagal? How did he become part of this?
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Long haired martial artist of course. When in doubt go Steven Seagal.
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with a superior mind.
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Hey there you lovely young man.
I can't see your picture too clearly because I accidently left my contact lenses in the same glass as my false teeth.
I hurt my eyes when I tried to put my molars in by mistake.
But, fuzzy though you are, you remind me of my grandson.
His grandpappy passed away last Tuesday and I'm looking for a healthy young stud to warm my bed in the twilight of my life. Poor old Ernie was not in the best of health in his later years. An octogenarian still has needs you know!
Oh, poot.
You said no older than 74. Well, I'm a hot bit of wrinkle for my age, so if ya change your mind, sweetling, you know where to find me.
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OMG...so f***ing funny...spilling my diet coke laughing...
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She looks quite young for her age.
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