Wanting a woman 18-74, perfect 10 body, rich and willing to leave all her shit to me

[IhateClowns]

Did you happen to get pics to share with all of us?

No of course not. I am a gentleman.

 

[Chaingun]

I just got hard. Weird.

It's a skill they taught me in Dom school.

 

[IhateClowns]

It's a skill they taught me in Dom school.

You are Dominican?

 

[sunshinegirl05]

No of course not. I am a gentleman.

I am so disappointed.

I was counting on seeing pics of all your hot women and you.

 

[IhateClowns]

I am so disappointed.

I was counting on seeing pics of all your hot women and you.

I was worried about taking pics. Afraid the flash would cause strokes in my women over 65.

 

[Chaingun]

You are Dominican?

Well, that old man on top of the mountain with all the swords and cool martial arts shit didn't look Dominican. That long white hair was uber-bool, but I think he was Chinese.

I heard the sub he was training after I was there poisoned him for plucking out her eye.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

I was worried about taking pics. Afraid the flash would cause strokes in my women over 65.

Do it without the flash.

Please...next time.

 

[IhateClowns]

Well, that old man on top of the mountain with all the swords and cool martial arts shit didn't look Dominican. That long white hair was uber-bool, but I think he was Chinese.

I heard the sub he was training after I was there poisoned him for plucking out her eye.

I have always been a Steven Seagal fan

 

[IhateClowns]

Do it without the flash.

Please...next time.

Can't. The light hurts their cataracts. Have to keep it dark.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Can't. The light hurts their cataracts. Have to keep it dark.

What the hell. I said please.

Blindfold them!!!!

 

[IhateClowns]

What the hell. I said please.

Blindfold them!!!!

Kinda like a kidnapping? They might go for that.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Kinda like a kidnapping? They might go for that.

You never know till you try.

 

[IhateClowns]

You never know till you try.

Suppose so. Maybe a woman will read this and contact me. Oh wait! It was moved to the PG. bullshit.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Suppose so. Maybe a woman will read this and contact me. Oh wait! It was moved to the PG. bullshit.

Well then you're screwed!

 

[Jett_73]

*sigh*

Sorry, Clowns. My great Aunt Agnes made me take her picture and send you a PM.

 

[IhateClowns]

*sigh*

Sorry, Clowns. My great Aunt Agnes made me take her picture and send you a PM.

She is very sexy. I am taking her to dinner at 3:30 this "evening".

 

[IhateClowns]

Move My Fucking Thread Back To The Personals Section Damn It!!!!

 

[IhateClowns]

Well then you're screwed!

I sure hope so

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Move My Fucking Thread Back To The Personals Section Damn It!!!!

Yeah, you're not going to get any action now.

 

[IhateClowns]

Yeah, you're not going to get any action now.

I know right! Bullshit.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Maybe you'll find more action in the GB.

 

[SmileyGirl]

Move My Fucking Thread Back To The Personals Section Damn It!!!!

Awwww you haven't found her yet?
Your chances are not good odds now

 

[IhateClowns]

Maybe you'll find more action in the GB.

GB women have bigger penises than I do.

 

[IhateClowns]

Awwww you haven't found her yet?
Your chances are not good odds now

Apparently they didn't feel this was a genuine ad. Cuts deep.

 

[IhateClowns]

I am heading to Crest Foods to get some dog food and some Eggo Waffles. If there are any ladies in the OKC area who want to dry hump against the soup aisle please let me know.