The ask me a question game!

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This morning. And it was caused by having sex. Specifically, doggy...:D

Do you find that you get hornier during the holidays?

Yes. But I don't usually require a reason for the upswing of hormones and wants/needs. (I do what I want.)

Which gift are you most excited to give?
 
Yes. But I don't usually require a reason for the upswing of hormones and wants/needs. (I do what I want.)

Which gift are you most excited to give?

Howdy Neon! Long time no see!

I guess that it's a toss up between the video game for my son or the camera for my wife.

What's the naughtiest gift you've ever given someone?
 
Howdy Neon! Long time no see!

I guess that it's a toss up between the video game for my son or the camera for my wife.

What's the naughtiest gift you've ever given someone?

Bonjour! :)

The naughtiest gift I've given has been explicit sexual favour coupons...that never were redeemed. Such a waste.

Are you a regifter?
 
Bonjour! :)

The naughtiest gift I've given has been explicit sexual favour coupons...that never were redeemed. Such a waste.

Are you a regifter?

:eek: never redeemed? :rolleyes: the recipient was a moron...

No, not really. I think we did once or twice, but usually we take stuff we don't want back.
Hmmmm...regifting sexual favors...now there's a thought...


What's your favorite christmas cookie?
 
:eek: never redeemed? :rolleyes: the recipient was a moron...

No, not really. I think we did once or twice, but usually we take stuff we don't want back.
Hmmmm...regifting sexual favors...now there's a thought...


What's your favorite christmas cookie?

*faints*

Sorry, cookies make me excited.


:D

My favourite are a chewy gingersnap. Yummy.

Favourite type of candy at Christmas?
 
*faints*

Sorry, cookies make me excited.


:D

My favourite are a chewy gingersnap. Yummy.

Favourite type of candy at Christmas?

Chocolate. Pretty much any kind. M&Ms, Hershey Kisses, Ferro Rocher (sp?), whatever.
Second favorite, butter toffee.

What is your traditional Christmas day dinner?
 
Chocolate. Pretty much any kind. M&Ms, Hershey Kisses, Ferro Rocher (sp?), whatever.
Second favorite, butter toffee.

What is your traditional Christmas day dinner?

Well, the past few years it's been stirfry, since I don't eat things with faces. But it used to be potatoes, ham, turkey, stuffing, salad, beans, etc.

Santa/Christmas themed lingerie: hot or not?
 
Well, the past few years it's been stirfry, since I don't eat things with faces. But it used to be potatoes, ham, turkey, stuffing, salad, beans, etc.

Santa/Christmas themed lingerie: hot or not?

I find humor a turn on, so yeah. It's cute, it's funny, and as long as there was some simmer behind it...I'm totally turned on.

Does Santa wrap his presents or not?
 
I find humor a turn on, so yeah. It's cute, it's funny, and as long as there was some simmer behind it...I'm totally turned on.

Does Santa wrap his presents or not?

Is this an inneundo, or a hypothetical question? :p

I think elfs do it. :)

What are you really wanting for Christmas this year?
 
Is this an inneundo, or a hypothetical question? :p

I think elfs do it. :)

What are you really wanting for Christmas this year?

Honestly? Not really much of anything. I didn't have a big list this year. And don't really care what I get. I've gotten to the point in life, where I pretty much have most or all the material things I want.
However, a nice GPS unit would come in handy.

When was the last time you sat on Santa's lap?
 
Honestly? Not really much of anything. I didn't have a big list this year. And don't really care what I get. I've gotten to the point in life, where I pretty much have most or all the material things I want.
However, a nice GPS unit would come in handy.

When was the last time you sat on Santa's lap?

*cough* Friday! *cough*

If you were volunteering as Santa, and a cute lady sat on your lap, would you get excited or be able to keep it professional? (I know this answer!)
 
*cough* Friday! *cough*

If you were volunteering as Santa, and a cute lady sat on your lap, would you get excited or be able to keep it professional? (I know this answer!)

(I suspected you may have been to Santa...;) )

I would be able to. Wether I would choose to or not would depend upon the situation and whether I thought I could get away with it. :devil:

So, is Santa sexy?
 
(I suspected you may have been to Santa...;) )

I would be able to. Wether I would choose to or not would depend upon the situation and whether I thought I could get away with it. :devil:

So, is Santa sexy?

If I'm dressed up in a candy striped apron and a floofy bonnet, sure! The jolly guy at the mall? Nope.

I do like beards, though.

NYE: fancy party and a night out, or quiet night in?
 
If I'm dressed up in a candy striped apron and a floofy bonnet, sure! The jolly guy at the mall? Nope.

I do like beards, though.

NYE: fancy party and a night out, or quiet night in?

Quite night in. Preferably accompanied by light food, wine, good music and plenty of sex.

What is one of your hobbies? Or one you would like to have?
 
No. One account is hard enough to keep track of.

Do you think Santa's cock tastes like a candy cane?

If it doesn't it should, how else shall I get on the 'Nice' list? ;)

Ever wonder if Mrs Claus is a closet freak? I mean she's married to a man who talks to reindeer and works with elves afterall...
 
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