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Um....sex.
If you ride your bike, by a lake, on a sunny morning, with no breeze, then your main protein source for the day will be flying insects
If you ride you bike, by a lake, on a sunny morning with no breeze, then your main protein source for the day will be flying insects
This is why the bike you ride should have a big fat engine, and you should wear a proper helmet.
All the flying insects are no longer lunch, but make an intriguing sort of artwork splattered across your visor
Lipstick on your collar.......?
I feel I'll get some writing in today. At least I will jot my thoughts down.
get to it, slacker.
Lovely way to be motivated!
Holy Crap! I just saw your very long list of stories!!
I know a turd when I see one
well, fuck; you coulda just dropped me a pm instead of showing me up here.
LOL...I started to call you a "stinker" then thought better of it
now that's just rude. you're so nasty and horrible.
*sob*
So it's been said. Sometimes too sweet, sometimes so nasty and horrible. Now get over here and let me wipe those sad tears, you big cry baby (see, sweet and nasty and horrible at the same time...tis a gift)
you're the white witch from narnia and cruella deville in one!
gimme the turkish delight, and i'll do your bidding, my queen - etc.
Turkish delight eh? Are we talking the Dutch Film (that may be hard to find but I'll give it a go if you really will do my bidding - I've quite a list) or the candy?
Either way, I'll get working on that, get your cute non-furry behind on a plane, times a wastin!
i got a ticket booked for thailand on the 20th - bring on the lady-boys ... again.