fungatorgurl101
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*wiggles brow* Ohhh really?That's not what the voice recording says. . .
Checks outgoing I am not sure I remember sending this BUT I hope it was good
LOL Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...
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Checks outgoing I am not sure I remember sending this BUT I hope it was good
LOL 
RedHairedandFriendly
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Is that a formal request?
Checks outgoing I am not sure I remember sending this BUT I hope it was good
It was AWESOME.
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Callmetim
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Do you really need to ask?
Recap: This thread has become the have you talked dirty to the person above you thread AND the answer only with a question thread in the last few minutes.
RedHairedandFriendly
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It was, I want more. Greedy like that I am.Well as long as it was awesome
Smart ass - and you have to wait.
Callmetim
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It was, I want more. Greedy like that I am.
Smart ass - and you have to wait.
You certainly can be greedy ...
Patience is a virtue, one which I have in ample supply.
RedHairedandFriendly
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I know I am greedy. Car dealer told the spouse that once and needless to say, I didn't buy my car from him.
Oh and yes, you are very patient.
sereneone4u
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You just need to add this to the end of each post,
"And that doesn't mean I want you to start sending me Pm's containing your crotch, well unless you are really large, in that case send several angles and make it jump up and down a few times.. Thanks
Jump up and down a few times?
Do you have experience with this?
*hums a few bars of Happy Birthday to me*
I am so bad
fungatorgurl101
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Jump up and down a few times?
Do you have experience with this?
*hums a few bars of Happy Birthday to me*
I am so bad
THERE is a story here... I want story time... I have my blankey and I have been a good girl I PROMISE!
Callmetim
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Jump up and down a few times?
Do you have experience with this?
*hums a few bars of Happy Birthday to me*
I am so bad
You are deliciously bad and we men thank you for it.
You?!? A GOOD girl? C'mon FGG, I didn't have my first post yesterday.
fungatorgurl101
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You are deliciously bad and we men thank you for it.
You?!? A GOOD girl? C'mon FGG, I didn't have my first post yesterday.
I am a good girl I just didn't say what I was good AT so HA
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"*bump* oh, didn't see you there. don't mind me and my 8 incher. since i'm here, care to chat?"
first thoughts were ... you didn't just send that, did you?! seriously?
since i'm here, care to chat?" first thoughts were ... you didn't just send that, did you?! seriously?
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"*bump* oh, didn't see you there. don't mind me and my 8 incher.
first thoughts were ... you didn't just send that, did you?! seriously?
Your second thought was of course to jump on that since it was clearly "intelligent, articulate, sexy, imaginative" as a PM. It totally beat my PMs aiming between the ears rather than the legs. Oh well, back to the drawing board.
fungatorgurl101
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Got this one today
OMG..how r u today? u r amazing..im sure u delicious as chocolate..
and apparently another lit lady got it the other day and I am pretty sure others probably did too
OMG..how r u today? u r amazing..im sure u delicious as chocolate..
and apparently another lit lady got it the other day and I am pretty sure others probably did too
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TexasWife25
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lol! i got that the other day too!
also
"i cans send you a pick of my package but what do you do with it? after?"
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fungatorgurl101
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LOl.....
I think Pirate should send me a PM with a better line than that to make my day brighter
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RedHairedandFriendly
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Hi
25-m here. My SO is 43, and I've been happy with her, but recently she has been wanting me to do kinkier and kinkier things. Some of it is a turnon, I admit, but some of them seem kind of risky. I want to make her happy. Care to chat?
Hi,
39 - f - here. I have a brain and can think beyond my vagina.
25-m here. My SO is 43, and I've been happy with her, but recently she has been wanting me to do kinkier and kinkier things. Some of it is a turnon, I admit, but some of them seem kind of risky. I want to make her happy. Care to chat?
Hi,
39 - f - here. I have a brain and can think beyond my vagina.
RedHairedandFriendly
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The best one today:
hey
Hi, my name's XXXX , I'm a bi college student, and was wondering if you'd be up for a chat... I've recently found out that I find girls hott, and want to have sex with them, but honestly one of my fantasies is to be with a redhead... i have yahoo.... XXXXXX or just PM me back if your interested. Hopefully i hear back from you
---
Hey this is you hearing back from me.
Be a lady, show some class.
Thanks,
Red
hey
Hi, my name's XXXX , I'm a bi college student, and was wondering if you'd be up for a chat... I've recently found out that I find girls hott, and want to have sex with them, but honestly one of my fantasies is to be with a redhead... i have yahoo.... XXXXXX or just PM me back if your interested. Hopefully i hear back from you
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Hey this is you hearing back from me.
Be a lady, show some class.
Thanks,
Red
justuandmekiddo
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I can safely say I have never received one to put on here. Never been cold called with anything remotely odd. Strange. You would think a pig would get all sorts of weird pm's wouldn't you.
RedHairedandFriendly
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My Images and AVs are off, I had to go look at your profile to see your AV and understand your comment. lol
Cute.
RedHairedandFriendly
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Hmm. . . was that from me? I ask people how they are doing. I don't find it weird though.
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