Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[TorontoBoyWest]

So I was having this conversation about random PMs guys send and I came up with my own. Any advice or tweaks would be greatly appreciated

Hi I'm TBW. How are you? The reason for my PM was that I have read some of your posts and you seem so smart and particularly adorable. I am a 38 yr old Billionare standing at 6'7 with rock hard abs and a 15" cock. My yahoo is IneverLie, so I would love to work you in between my charity work with dolphins and my knitting.

That is gonna work right?

I'm gonna get laid like carpet. I just know it!

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

I thought I'd add two favorites...

"Hey, wanna phone bone?" And "Hey, wanna sit on my face?"

Both immediately grab my attention and cause uncontrollable swooning... How they know the way to my heart is still a mystery to me.

 

[cowslinger64]

I thought I'd add two favorites...

"Hey, wanna phone bone?" And "Hey, wanna sit on my face?"

Both immediately grab my attention and cause uncontrollable swooning... How they know the way to my heart is still a mystery to me.

omg! what a jackass!!!!

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

omg! what a jackass!!!!

I know, right?

 

[Anisland]

Phone bone..gonna have to add that one to the arsenal

 

[cowslinger64]

I know, right?

did it work? I might have to take notes..

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

did it work? I might have to take notes..

I think he was relying on his good looks... When phone bone comes out of a handsome face it's hard to resist.

 

[cowslinger64]

I think he was relying on his good looks... When phone bone comes out of a handsome face it's hard to resist.

damn... thought I might have a secret weapon to use..

 

[TexasWife25]

So I was having this conversation about random PMs guys send and I came up with my own. Any advice or tweaks would be greatly appreciated

Hi I'm TBW. How are you? The reason for my PM was that I have read some of your posts and you seem so smart and particularly adorable. I am a 38 yr old Billionare standing at 6'7 with rock hard abs and a 15" cock. My yahoo is IneverLie, so I would love to work you in between my charity work with dolphins and my knitting.

That is gonna work right?

I'm gonna get laid like carpet. I just know it!

Did you get laid like carpet yet?

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

damn... thought I might have a secret weapon to use..

I'm sure it has taken years of learning the fine art of seduction to deliver those lines....he's obviously a pro and probably has panties dropping left and right. I'm sure with a little practice you *might* be able to deliver it. Just make sure you choose the right girl.

 

[TorontoBoyWest]

Did you get laid like carpet yet?

Like I was wearing cologne called "Instant Pantie Remover"

 

[cowslinger64]

I'm sure it has taken years of learning the fine art of seduction to deliver those lines....he's obviously a pro and probably has panties dropping left and right. I'm sure with a little practice you *might* be able to deliver it. Just make sure you choose the right girl.

right! ply her with alcohol! got it!

 

[MollyDolly]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s480x480/581202_432331073455324_873043305_n.jpg

 

[cowslinger64]

Like I was wearing cologne called "Instant Pantie Remover"

here it is... Issey Miyake "The Panty Melter"


https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSG5JLpMXmahrqF5mkV6bE1Bu9Qx7J3HyCMIMo2Z2K8LPgc6g8bcA

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

right! ply her with alcohol! got it!

Yeah, I'd stick with alcohol.

 

[TorontoBoyWest]

here it is... Issey Miyake "The Panty Melter"


https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSG5JLpMXmahrqF5mkV6bE1Bu9Qx7J3HyCMIMo2Z2K8LPgc6g8bcA

72% of the time that stuff works 22% of the time.

 

[PrettyKitty10]

I've gotten some interesting PM's, but the one that stands out the most was:

"If I were to come to your house in a ski mask and rape you with my hung bald cock, would you cum?"

WTF???

 

[cowslinger64]

72% of the time that stuff works 22% of the time.

well not all of us are billionaires with 15 inch cocks..



For us regular guys... Issey is very effective.

 

[hwwannabe]

well not all of us are billionaires with 15 inch cocks..



For us regular guys... Issey is very effective.

But I thought all the guys on here were billionaires with 15" cocks!! Damn liars!

 

[Dionysian Beast]

I've gotten some interesting PM's, but the one that stands out the most was:

"If I were to come to your house in a ski mask and rape you with my hung bald cock, would you cum?"

WTF???

Sounds like a legit question to me

 

[PrettyKitty10]

Sounds like a legit question to me

You would think so!

 

[Dionysian Beast]

You would think so!

Yeah, yeah... my sense of humour is a bit fucked up.

 

[GingerGurl14]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s480x480/581202_432331073455324_873043305_n.jpg

LOL! Does it matter what my response is?

 

[BiGuyMN]

omg! what a jackass!!!!

It almost worked!

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

It almost worked!

Silly, Mathlete. BTW I hope you like your nickname because this one definitely stuck.