Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

"I fuck my sister every day, and she loves to fuck dogs" - Ravi64

It' was the most random fucking shit ever...
 
Aquagal I miss your old AV..

And to keep on topic..

That individual mentioned above sent me PM's and hit on me too.. And I'm a guy!!!
 
I'm generally not one to be overly judgemental. After all, at some point we all slip and say stupid things that we hope are never repeated. I simply don't respond when I get crazy sounding PMs. But this one...

HI

What’s up? I’m a strong, good looking, and black male in prison because of the racist justice system. I’m looking for a down ass white girl to make some things happen with.


This is so wrong, on so many levels. It has to be a failed joke attempt.
 
Best: Say something original, that shows you have actually read my posts. I've gotten a couple of these ;)

Worst: Anything that only states what they want to do to me, or what they want me to do to them. I've gotten TONS of these :mad:
 
Best: Say something original, that shows you have actually read my posts. I've gotten a couple of these ;)

Worst: Anything that only states what they want to do to me, or what they want me to do to them. I've gotten TONS of these :mad:
Or ones saying you like my pics. THOSE are damned annoying, especially if they think it entitles them to ask whatever they want.
 
Oh, it's been a while for me - so why not put up this morning's first winner:

come and let be nuaghty to you
let me put u over my lap and spank u slow n then rub u :rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose:


*sniff sniff* I am so blessed that he took all this time for little ol' me and the flowers OMG - I can't say enough about the flowers.

--- Yeah, I am so not that friendly - If you want to spank my ass, you better bring something more than virtual posies to the dungeon. :rolleyes:
 
Oh, it's been a while for me - so why not put up this morning's first winner:

come and let be nuaghty to you
let me put u over my lap and spank u slow n then rub u :rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose:


*sniff sniff* I am so blessed that he took all this time for little ol' me and the flowers OMG - I can't say enough about the flowers.

--- Yeah, I am so not that friendly - If you want to spank my ass, you better bring something more than virtual posies to the dungeon. :rolleyes:

At least virtual posies will never die nor wither. If only there were flowers in real life like that ... hmmm ...

He should have brought at least another friend or three to handle the amount of sexual output you are capable of ... and maybe a blade since you seem to be into that right now. ;)
 
Please, I had some idiot in my thread that was also sending me PMs of his crotch wanting me to watch him jack off and eat ice cream...:rolleyes::mad:...gatorgirl knows about it...

His excuse was that because in the "Have you talked dirty to the person above you" thread that I had put NO for him and some how that meant that I not only wanted to talk dirty to him, I wanted him to send me lame crotch shots and watch him on cam...:eek:

Male logic.....I will never understand it.
 
Please, I had some idiot in my thread that was also sending me PMs of his crotch wanting me to watch him jack off and eat ice cream...:rolleyes::mad:...gatorgirl knows about it...

His excuse was that because in the "Have you talked dirty to the person above you" thread that I had put NO for him and some how that meant that I not only wanted to talk dirty to him, I wanted him to send me lame crotch shots and watch him on cam...:eek:

Male logic.....I will never understand it.

Male logic is very simple. If you talk to us or show us attention in any way, we KNOW you TOTALLY want to do us. So, we lay on the charm, a little cock shot, no one liners we are far above that, so we send two liners because hey, that is DOUBLE what you don't want. A two liner should be more than enough, along with stated cock shot, to make you weak in the knees, which you then get on and swallow us down.

Any questions?
 
Please, I had some idiot in my thread that was also sending me PMs of his crotch wanting me to watch him jack off and eat ice cream...:rolleyes::mad:...gatorgirl knows about it...

His excuse was that because in the "Have you talked dirty to the person above you" thread that I had put NO for him and some how that meant that I not only wanted to talk dirty to him, I wanted him to send me lame crotch shots and watch him on cam...:eek:

Male logic.....I will never understand it.

You so need to keep me updated on your code talk for crotch shots.. I am thinking "male logic" is code??? what the hell sending them anyway!! :eek:
 
Male logic is very simple. If you talk to us or show us attention in any way, we KNOW you TOTALLY want to do us. So, we lay on the charm, a little cock shot, no one liners we are far above that, so we send two liners because hey, that is DOUBLE what you don't want. A two liner should be more than enough, along with stated cock shot, to make you weak in the knees, which you then get on and swallow us down.

Any questions?

Ahhh....I get it, I think....lol

I am glad to see you around CMT, I was worried about you a couple of days ago...

hugs
 
Please, I had some idiot in my thread that was also sending me PMs of his crotch wanting me to watch him jack off and eat ice cream...:rolleyes::mad:...gatorgirl knows about it...

His excuse was that because in the "Have you talked dirty to the person above you" thread that I had put NO for him and some how that meant that I not only wanted to talk dirty to him, I wanted him to send me lame crotch shots and watch him on cam...:eek:

Male logic.....I will never understand it.

I was sitting back eating Popcorn while she was telling him off. I mean now I am scared to say no in the have you talked dirty thread for fear that someone will want to change that. It's bad enough that's how I discovered we had a familiar face back around under a new name AGAIN!
 
Ahhh....I get it, I think....lol

I am glad to see you around CMT, I was worried about you a couple of days ago...

hugs

Just getting through a chapter of life and looking forward to the next one. Thank you for your concern. :rose::kiss:

I think we need to hear a few of the best opening PM lines for a change ... *sigh* I guess it's up to me. :)
 
At least virtual posies will never die nor wither. If only there were flowers in real life like that ... hmmm ...

He should have brought at least another friend or three to handle the amount of sexual output you are capable of ... and maybe a blade since you seem to be into that right now. ;)

I love virtual posies and I love artificial ones too when given from the heart. The artificial ones I cherish more so than any other because I can look at them and remember why I received them and from whom. I'll have them all my life when I may not always have the person with me all my life.


Please, I had some idiot in my thread that was also sending me PMs of his crotch wanting me to watch him jack off and eat ice cream...:rolleyes::mad:...gatorgirl knows about it...

His excuse was that because in the "Have you talked dirty to the person above you" thread that I had put NO for him and some how that meant that I not only wanted to talk dirty to him, I wanted him to send me lame crotch shots and watch him on cam...:eek:

Male logic.....I will never understand it.

*shakes head* Makes you leery of posting anywhere doesn't it. :rolleyes:


Hmmm... have you talked dirty to me? I can send you some boob shots if it will encourage you. ;)
 
I love virtual posies and I love artificial ones too when given from the heart. The artificial ones I cherish more so than any other because I can look at them and remember why I received them and from whom. I'll have them all my life when I may not always have the person with me all my life.




*shakes head* Makes you leery of posting anywhere doesn't it. :rolleyes:


Hmmm... have you talked dirty to me? I can send you some boob shots if it will encourage you. ;)

I have not talked dirty to you NO :D;)
 
I was sitting back eating Popcorn while she was telling him off. I mean now I am scared to say no in the have you talked dirty thread for fear that someone will want to change that. It's bad enough that's how I discovered we had a familiar face back around under a new name AGAIN!

You just need to add this to the end of each post,

"And that doesn't mean I want you to start sending me Pm's containing your crotch, well unless you are really large, in that case send several angles and make it jump up and down a few times.. Thanks :kiss:"
 
You just need to add this to the end of each post,

"And that doesn't mean I want you to start sending me Pm's containing your crotch, well unless you are really large, in that case send several angles and make it jump up and down a few times.. Thanks :kiss:"

But you never listen to me when I tell you that so do you think the others will??
 
I was sitting back eating Popcorn while she was telling him off. I mean now I am scared to say no in the have you talked dirty thread for fear that someone will want to change that. It's bad enough that's how I discovered we had a familiar face back around under a new name AGAIN!

I took everyone off ignore a while back, kinda like a new slate. So far I have two people back on it. I did have one off that posted in another thread I frequent awhile back and had to explain to him that he'd been on my ignore for 6 years. LOL !

He PMed me, we talked, eventually he left again, but this time he did so as a gentleman, not a creepy guy. We all grow up (I think) eventually.
 
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