Who would you fuck

[CandiCame]

From this message board?

I'm probably going to bed in a few minutes, so you know, discuss.

Everyone knows I've got a few on-line crushes, but no one cares.

 

[Fuckette]

wobnoid

 

[bronzeage]

There are a few and they know who they are, so there's no need for a public announcement.

A discrete application process is still open.

 

[TonyClifton]

Everyone knows I've got a few on-line crushes, but no one cares.

You got that right.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

Kiss with a fist...

Tall, busty, would send me home with a black eye....how is that not hot?

 

[Wings]

Kiss with a fist...

Tall, busty, would send me home with a black eye....how is that not hot?

Oh my. This is a huge compliment. Thank you.

 

[Image]

The list gets shorter and shorter every year...

 

[Liar]

This guy:

 

[Wings]

This guy:

Tiny todger, eh?

 

[Liar]

Tiny todger, eh?

Objects in the mirror may appear...

 

[KRCummings]

Sex with random internet strangers. Yay!

 

[blunt_trauma]

myself

 

[QueenLevitra]

I only fuck in that 3-card monte way.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

Oh my. This is a huge compliment. Thank you.

You're welcome...

And while I'm all about catching a shiner from a feisty woman in bed you scare the shit out of me with the boxing bit...you might get all excited and go for a kidney shot at some point but I only have one kidney and I kinda need it.

Thus the whole sex with hot tall chick who can fight vs. a good jab away from dialysis paradox thingy.....is this a first world problem?

 

[semen4her]

Who wouldn't I fuck?

 

[KRCummings]

Who wouldn't I fuck?

Ish? Vette? Drixxx?

 

[CHNOPS]

Ish? Vette? Drixxx?

Doll Parts!

Also: the OP.

 

[lovetoread]

Not a soul.

 

[KRCummings]

Doll Parts!

Also: the OP.

Is it just me or does the OP seem like the kind of person you'd want to beat to death with a mop handle?

 

[KRCummings]

Not a soul.

Souls are incorporeal so you can't actually fuck them anyway.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Is it just me or does the OP seem like the kind of person you'd want to beat to death with a mop handle?

Only if said mop handle had first been used to unclog a septic-pool.

 

[lovetoread]

Souls are incorporeal so you can't actually fuck them anyway.

Dang it, didnt think that would be picked up on.

 

[semen4her]

Ish? Vette? Drixxx?

Being a straight man, I was talking about the bitches.

That doesn't really narrow it down enough...bitches with cunts.

Doll Parts!
There's one.
Also: the OP.

There's another.

Is it just me or does the OP seem like the kind of person you'd want to beat to death with a mop handle?

It's not just you.

 

[blunt_trauma]

there are guys here who fascinate me sexually but i woudn't actually fuck them. like perg or rosco.

 

[Morcheeba]

The list gets shorter and shorter every year...

For me, I never know when the list ends and starts over.

Funny February 2012 dude could actually be Wobnoid otherwise known as Drown

Mr. SpamBoy of March 2012 might be Size 15 JackAssJim

Joey, well, does Joey even find me interesting?

But one thing's for sure, I bet Rosco knows how to give good pussy head

Stopping now.

Saint Peter might get jello...