Will you eat buffet style at a restaurant ?

[Very_Bad_Man]

Considering I have noticed 50% of men not washing their hands on the way out of a public toilet I just can't do it.

Even at home I wash my hands before I sit down to the table.

Why are people so disgusting?

 

[koalabear]

Exactly why I don't touch door handles on public toilets, I piss in the alley.

 

[warrior queen]

I am a Shelden-esque germophobe.
I carry hand sanitizer EVERYWHERE!
And in answer... no way in hell would I eat off a buffet

 

[GracefullyYours]

Considering I have noticed 50% of men not washing their hands on the way out of a public toilet I just can't do it.

Even at home I wash my hands before I sit down to the table.

Why are people so disgusting?

Ok.....I'm just making an observation here....but that sounds EXACTLY like a Mike Yates post....

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Ok.....I'm just making an observation here....but that sounds EXACTLY like a Mike Yates post....

i generally do not hit a lady but you are asking for it

 

[GracefullyYours]

Considering I have noticed 50% of men not washing their hands on the way out of a public toilet I just can't do it.

Even at home I wash my hands before I sit down to the table.

Why are people so disgusting?

I overheard a conversation today about how president Harry Truman used to beat his wife Bess.

He even beat her in front of the secret service and foreign dignitaries!

Despicable! What a rotten guy!

The Catholic Taliban does not want insurance to pay for birth control

should insurance cover birth control expenses?

should Obama man up and tell the Pope to suck it?

Is it possible for a military superpower such as Russia or China to declare war upon, and physically invade the continental United States with their armies in a conventional warfare ground invasion?

How would they get their ships/aircraft/infantry/armored divisions across the Pacific and Atlantic oceans?

What is the US was actually defeated in this hypothetical war?

Hey...I like you fine. I just noticed a similarity in the VBM/Mike_Yates standard "opening gambits" with posts....

1. General orienting sentence(s) stating a problem/issue.
2. Your take on the matter/explanation of complicating factors.
3. Pose a question/express disdain/tell people to shove it.

Similar sentence structures, with a tendency to avoid inverted subjects/verbs....minimal use of contractions....

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Hey...I like you fine. I just noticed a similarity in the VBM/Mike_Yates standard "opening gambits" with posts....

1. Three paragraphs.
2. General orienting sentence.
3. Your take on the matter.
4. Pose a question/express disdain/tell people to shove it.

we are not the same person.

and now you have thoroughly annoyed me

 

[GracefullyYours]

we are not the same person.

and now you have thoroughly annoyed me

Oh please. You love me, and you know I'm fucking with you.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Oh please. You love me, and you know I'm fucking with you.

i am placing you on probation.

 

[GracefullyYours]

i am placing you on probation.

I'm not sitting on your stick shift.....literally or figuratively speaking.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I'm not sitting on your stick shift.....literally or figuratively speaking.

that stick shift get a lot of pussy. horny bastard.

 

[GracefullyYours]

that stick shift get a lot of pussy. horny bastard.

I heard it was more of an ass.....man.

 

[1sickbastard]

Considering I have noticed 50% of men not washing their hands on the way out of a public toilet I just can't do it.

Even at home I wash my hands before I sit down to the table.

Why are people so disgusting?

Ever notice that some people will fastidiously wash their hands in a public bathroom, then touch the door handle that all those who did not do the same without a second thought?

 

[Everest]

Ok.....I'm just making an observation here....but that sounds EXACTLY like a Mike Yates post....

So VBM is Mike Yates?

Mike Yates is a pilot?

Scary stuff.

 

[IsabellaKing]

Ever notice that some people will fastidiously wash their hands in a public bathroom, then touch the door handle that all those who did not do the same without a second thought?

You've gotta take a paper towel with you to open the door.


Someone once tested the free peanuts on the bar and found three different types of urine.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Employment at Quickie Mart oughta be compulsory for all Americans. Mexicans like to fill the toilets with paper towels, shit, then flush several times. Or they fill the sink with shit.

Real men have no problem pulling the paper outta the bowl with their bare fingers, or lifting turds outta the sink. And the experience gets your mind right about Mexicans.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Ok.....I'm just making an observation here....but that sounds EXACTLY like a Mike Yates post....

Makes sense, and seems to stick.

 

[Liar]

People are way too iffy. Do you also not buy vegetables that don't come shrink wrapped?

At a reasturant the options are to see the filth or to not know what the hell goes on in the kitchen.

You have anti bodies for a reason. Might as well give them a workout.

 

[butters]

People are way too iffy. Do you also not buy vegetables that don't come shrink wrapped?

At a reasturant the options are to see the filth or to not know what the hell goes on in the kitchen.

You have anti bodies for a reason. Might as well give them a workout.

happy belated valentines, blue one

 

[Liar]

happy belated valentines, blue one

*squeak*

 

[Destinys_Bitch]

You can't eat at a restaurant because you're thinking of some guy's dirty dick?

 

[KRCummings]

I love a good buffet. If you're going to worry about people not washing their hands then you might as well never eat out agan.

 

[JohnnySavage]

<---- big fan of Old Country Buffet. $8 for all you can eat? You can't beat that with a stick.

WRT germs - I used to eat dirt, so no big deal

 

[pink]

Alright VBM, I"m gonna call you out.


You'll stick your dick in anything that walks but you won't eat at a buffet?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Alright VBM, I"m gonna call you out.


You'll stick your dick in anything that walks but you won't eat at a buffet?

He probably kisses the young ladies on the lips, and who knows where those lips have been!