Aquagal
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Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...
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mickyp123
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What a dumbass.
Lol I have never seen a Beaver shiver
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I had thought of that, and if that is the case, I'll be sure to come back here and let folks know how great he thinks he is.
Thats good news. Gives me a reason to subscribe to this thread now. Well, besides that fact that I check occasionally to see if one of my pm made it up here lol.
RedHairedandFriendly
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Well glad you subscribed.
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Boytoy
Hi...never really know how to write pm's but here goes...
Im xx, from xxxxxxx and learned that since being on lit...I like to be a sub...being controlled, dominated and instructed.
I love fucking my ass...tasting it...deep throating (with my toy) cum eating...pinching my nipples...ball play and anything else you wish to educate me with...
Check out my profile pic and if you like add me on yahoo...
---- My reply: You showed me how talented you could be, visit me and see how talented I am. http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=39180861#post39180861-----
Publicly to the fella if he's man enough:
I sure hope you followed the link I sent you - because this thread will help you out on how not to write a PM, you will never have a reason to ever write the kind you just did ever again - though I'm pretty sure this is a repeat PM from you, so you've earned ignore in my box, but hey, if you post on this thread, then I may just think your testicles really did drop when you were born and I may take you off ignore.
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RedHairedandFriendly
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Im hoping this is a best pm...
You're off ignore. Has that sort of PM ever worked for you in the past and don't bullshit me, please.
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Aquagal
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Another taster of his own ass? Didn't FakeASmile post this same PM? A serial self-ass taster.
RedHairedandFriendly
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Really? I don't know of one Lit. lady that PM would work on. Just read through the thread. *shakes my head amazed* Well, do me a favor and remember me, and don't send me something like that again, because that isn't how to slip into my panties.
I am glad to see you had the balls to pop in here, not sure many ladies will believe you've had a lot of success with that PM though. I asked a guy that one time and he admitted he didn't and he should probably come up with something new. lol
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RedHairedandFriendly
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Another taster of his own ass? Didn't FakeASmile post this same PM? A serial ass taster.
Maybe it was her that got that PM and not me. Oh well, he's been kind enough to pop in and share his success with us.
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Maybe it was her that got that PM and not me. Oh well, he's been kind enough to pop in and share his success with us.
Oh my apologies, I didn't realize he was the ass taster.
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RedHairedandFriendly
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Honesty is a great thing on here, and appreciated, because I agree not everyone can say that. And I'm not saying you're not being honest. I just think sometimes the ladies of Lit. deserve a lot more respect than PMs such as the ones we sometimes get. To open the PM box and discover that we're really not special at all, but we're only good for a mass PM and if the guy is lucky a quick fuck. I know I'm a lot more valuable than the words you scribed.
This is what I got on 11/8/11 and what I posted:
So today is the 17th. . .
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Aquagal
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Soooo someone sent this!
Hi...never really know how to write pm's but here goes...
I like to be a sub...being controlled, dominated and instructed.
I love fucking my ass...tasting it...deep throating (with my toy) cum eating...pinching my nipples...ball play and anything else you wish to educate me with...
Check out my profile pic and if you like add me on yahoo...
Ooooooook I'd like to pass this one on to someone who is an educator!! Thank you have fun
Lookie what I found! An original! LOL
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Yeah, I found it too... it is dated 1 month ago tomorrow.
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Hello Red!!
Oh my, this thread is to funny I never really gave it much thought to check it out(just being honest). Mainly cause I'm really into word games. But dam funny stuff. I guess I need to broaded my horizons!!
Oh my, this thread is to funny I never really gave it much thought to check it out(just being honest). Mainly cause I'm really into word games. But dam funny stuff. I guess I need to broaded my horizons!!
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I don't see anything wrong with sending duplicate messages to different people.
This is my standard opening for the ladies:
"Hey, whore... I'm the Douche, nice to meet you, how about if you get on your knees and introduce yourself to my package?"
My success rate, thus far: Less than ideal.
This is my standard opening for the ladies:
"Hey, whore... I'm the Douche, nice to meet you, how about if you get on your knees and introduce yourself to my package?"
My success rate, thus far: Less than ideal.
RedHairedandFriendly
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I have become a woman that refuses to allow any man to ever make her feel less worthy than she is. I am a woman that knows her value and knows that she is important enough that a man takes the time to write to her for more than just a fuck. IF you had thought enough of me to PM me, you would have known all this. I am friendly, I just refuse to accept insult.
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