Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[EllaPure]

I know!

"We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh.. shaving."

So true...for most guys anyways. *chuckles*

"women shave too"

"not everyday..."


(we should stop hijacking her thread)

 

[StilettosNSpurs]

No one has ever asked me to marry them. I feel so cheap now.

Me either or offered to send me a cock pic.

Still waiting Pirate.

Okay this one deserves a repeat. I had it up in Educational samples of what not send in a PM thread....


Him: How are you? Care to chat with a guy that loves mature women?

Me: Thank you for your interest in Aquagal. You may address me from here on out as 'Mistress Aquagal and any further PM's should contain requests for permission to talk to me addressed to my husband, 'Master Aquaman.' Thank you for your kind attention in this matter and we look forward to hearing from you.

Him: Master Aquaman, may I talk with Mistress Aquagal?

Aquagal, this is still my all time favorite! I cracked up laughing when I read it in the other thread and it made me chuckle again reading it here.

This is one of the worst ones I've received so far:
are you there? how's it going? do you have a bf or anything? do you have the sexxy southern accent?

I guess he didn't like my sexxy southern accent reply cause I haven't heard back from him.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Me either or offered to send me a cock pic.




Aquagal, this is still my all time favorite! I cracked up laughing when I read it in the other thread and it made me chuckle again reading it here.

This is one of the worst ones I've received so far:
are you there? how's it going? do you have a bf or anything? do you have the sexxy southern accent?

I guess he didn't like my sexxy southern accent reply cause I haven't heard back from him.

Yes, accents are so easy to read on the threads. I have a Southern/Northern accent. Can you hear my twang as I type?

 

[rbijon]

Yes, accents are so easy to read on the threads. I have a Southern/Northern accent. Can you hear my twang as I type?

I speak with a half Romulan, half genero sub-species tongue of the Outer Ring....did you catch how I pronounce my T's?
The girls all love it.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

You know who you are and that was bad, bad, bad, bad.

 

[Lovelickin]

oh no - I better trawl through all this to see if I crop up!! But hopefully I'm not here as I do try to be a gent......

 

[SmileyGirl]

Soooo someone sent this!

Hi...never really know how to write pm's but here goes...

I like to be a sub...being controlled, dominated and instructed.

I love fucking my ass...tasting it...deep throating (with my toy) cum eating...pinching my nipples...ball play and anything else you wish to educate me with...

Check out my profile pic and if you like add me on yahoo...

Ooooooook I'd like to pass this one on to someone who is an educator!! Thank you have fun

 

[vibes]

Soooo someone sent this!

Hi...never really know how to write pm's but here goes...

I like to be a sub...being controlled, dominated and instructed.

I love fucking my ass...tasting it...deep throating (with my toy) cum eating...pinching my nipples...ball play and anything else you wish to educate me with...

Check out my profile pic and if you like add me on yahoo...

Ooooooook I'd like to pass this one on to someone who is an educator!! Thank you have fun

How graciously generous

 

[Inferno640]

oh no - I better trawl through all this to see if I crop up!! But hopefully I'm not here as I do try to be a gent......

I was thinking the same thing

 

[Lovelickin]

I got a PM all it said was 'Hi'

so I replied saying hello, how are you and got nothing!

guess at least I got 1 unsolicited PM!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Soooo someone sent this!

Hi...never really know how to write pm's but here goes...

I like to be a sub...being controlled, dominated and instructed.

I love fucking my ass...tasting it...deep throating (with my toy) cum eating...pinching my nipples...ball play and anything else you wish to educate me with...

Check out my profile pic and if you like add me on yahoo...

Ooooooook I'd like to pass this one on to someone who is an educator!! Thank you have fun

I hope someone picks that one up for you! lol

 

[MrsCCfromRC]

How about this?


"hi,

are you a mom too???"

 

[Lovelickin]

How about this?


"hi,

are you a mom too???"

Wasn't me!! And hope it wasn't the missing part of the PM I got sent!!!

 

[MrsCCfromRC]

Wasn't me!! And hope it wasn't the missing part of the PM I got sent!!!

lol... no, wasn't you!

 

[Lovelickin]

lol... no, wasn't you!

phew!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

How about this?


"hi,

are you a mom too???"

I don't even have a good enough come back for that talented writer.

 

[MrsCCfromRC]

I don't even have a good enough come back for that talented writer.

I know... I still can't think of a response!!

 

[fungatorgurl101]

To this day one of my faves was the time I got the

Smile if your wearing Underwear PM.....

My Response ---- Smiling cause your never going to be in them

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I know... I still can't think of a response!!

For those special PMs, where you're left speechless... I send them a link to this thread. Did that yesterday, I think it was with the line "Here, save us both the trouble and just click on this link." (or something to that effect)

To this day one of my faves was the time I got the

Smile if your wearing Underwear PM.....

My Response ---- Smiling cause your never going to be in them

*snerk* I like it!

 

[StilettosNSpurs]

To this day one of my faves was the time I got the

Smile if your wearing Underwear PM.....

My Response ---- Smiling cause your never going to be in them

OMG, this cracked me up! I wish I was quick enough to have a good reply to some that I've gotten but my first response is "delete".

 

[Aquagal]

Soooo someone sent this!

Hi...never really know how to write pm's but here goes...

I like to be a sub...being controlled, dominated and instructed.

I love fucking my ass...tasting it...deep throating (with my toy) cum eating...pinching my nipples...ball play and anything else you wish to educate me with...

Check out my profile pic and if you like add me on yahoo...

Ooooooook I'd like to pass this one on to someone who is an educator!! Thank you have fun

He tastes his own ass?

 

[SmileyGirl]

He tastes his own ass?

Apparently so

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

You all make me chuckle.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Another bites the dust...

I'm really friendly, honest, I just ask you to click the link I provide, read through the 4000+ posts and understand why I sent you the link in the first place.


So the "how friendly are you?" question can be thoroughly answered.

 

[Manroy]

I'll admit to being responsible for one or two thoroughly bad, though not illiterate or moronic-type PMs. The lines were something like diving blindfolded into a pool at night, and ending with a big fat belly-flop instead of a splash.