Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Mean!?


I'm mean?

Well let me tell you something dumb ass. I am not mean. I'm an adult, that makes you work for my attention. I take the time to spell in complete sentences, so put forth the god damn effort to get to know a person. I don't come to Lit., post three flipping times and think I have the right to PM someone and ask them what they're into without even making the words legible.

I'm a writer you flipping piece of crap and if you want to converse with a writer, then you better damn well take the time to learn how all the keys on the keyboard work!

Do you think that just because I was kind enough to say "hi" back to you that I was going to slip my panties off and slide under the covers with your sorry ass. Grow a pair, be a man, learn my wants, likes, dislikes, desires, fantasies, and most of all what pisses me off!

Mean! F-U - I am not mean. I'm just not the kind of Friendly you're looking for!

 

[Chaingun]

Damn! All my stuff is so played.


*runs off to think up new opening lines*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Damn! All my stuff is so played.


*runs off to think up new opening lines*

It happens sometimes. lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I was going to PM and say it you; I am on fire, come sit on me and put me out. But you have probably heard that line.

*chuckles* That's a new one. Very original - I think.

 

[Goodgirl4him]

Mean!?


I'm mean?

Well let me tell you something dumb ass. I am not mean. I'm an adult, that makes you work for my attention. I take the time to spell in complete sentences, so put forth the god damn effort to get to know a person. I don't come to Lit., post three flipping times and think I have the right to PM someone and ask them what they're into without even making the words legible.

I'm a writer you flipping piece of crap and if you want to converse with a writer, then you better damn well take the time to learn how all the keys on the keyboard work!

Do you think that just because I was kind enough to say "hi" back to you that I was going to slip my panties off and slide under the covers with your sorry ass. Grow a pair, be a man, learn my wants, likes, dislikes, desires, fantasies, and most of all what pisses me off!

Mean! F-U - I am not mean. I'm just not the kind of Friendly you're looking for!

Lol I'm totally with you on the spelling. Some of the pm's i get are so littered with typos, poor grammar, and overall terrible use of the English language. (obviously, other countries have excuses), but come on people.

Best opening line? Mmmmmm he knows who he is.

Worst? Hi. u r cute. Wanna talk 2 me in durty words? LOL yeah spelled that way. Lol

 

[rbijon]

*chuckles* That's a new one. Very original - I think.

Lol I'm totally with you on the spelling. Some of the pm's i get are so littered with typos, poor grammar, and overall terrible use of the English language. (obviously, other countries have excuses), but come on people.

Best opening line? Mmmmmm he knows who he is.

Worst? Hi. u r cute. Wanna talk 2 me in durty words? LOL yeah spelled that way. Lol

Com nock the rocker with us and we'c bees free to rip not all the pantyes off yourn.

I try

 

[Goodgirl4him]

Com nock the rocker with us and we'c bees free to rip not all the pantyes off yourn.

I try

Lol you made me spit out my coffee reading this! Awesome! Hahaha

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Lol I'm totally with you on the spelling. Some of the pm's i get are so littered with typos, poor grammar, and overall terrible use of the English language. (obviously, other countries have excuses), but come on people.

Best opening line? Mmmmmm he knows who he is.

Worst? Hi. u r cute. Wanna talk 2 me in durty words? LOL yeah spelled that way. Lol

I don't think it is too much to ask that the first PM or second PM you send a person, you take the time to use BOTH hands to type.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Com nock the rocker with us and we'c bees free to rip not all the pantyes off yourn.

I try

That hurt my eyes and my head.

 

[Aquagal]

Worst: "Marry me.".........

*yawn*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Worst: "Marry me.".........

*yawn*

No one has ever asked me to marry them. I feel so cheap now.

 

[Goodgirl4him]

Worst: "Marry me.".........

*yawn*

Lol thats funny!

 

[Aquagal]

There's were multiple marry me's in the Fucktarded PMs thread that day...I felt so cheap.

Oh another worst.....Can you mail me your bra?

 

[rbijon]

That hurt my eyes and my head.

Worst: "Marry me.".........

*yawn*

Men are all intellectual giants when we talk to girls.....cna't you tell?

AquaNaughty....di I asfed you t marriy me yet?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh, the "...mail me the panties you wore when you came..." - Really???? Do men really want our used panties mailed to them? Clean ones sure, but used ones? Honestly??

 

[Aquagal]

Men are all intellectual giants when we talk to girls.....cna't you tell?

AquaNaughty....di I asfed you t marriy me yet?

Still waiting Pirate.

Okay this one deserves a repeat. I had it up in Educational samples of what not send in a PM thread....


Him: How are you? Care to chat with a guy that loves mature women?

Me: Thank you for your interest in Aquagal. You may address me from here on out as 'Mistress Aquagal and any further PM's should contain requests for permission to talk to me addressed to my husband, 'Master Aquaman.' Thank you for your kind attention in this matter and we look forward to hearing from you.

Him: Master Aquaman, may I talk with Mistress Aquagal?

 

[BiTodd]

Worst: "Marry me.".........

*yawn*

That's funny. The same guy asked me the same thing.

 

[rbijon]

Still waiting Pirate.

Okay this one deserves a repeat. I had it up in Educational samples of what not send in a PM thread....


Him: How are you? Care to chat with a guy that loves mature women?

Me: Thank you for your interest in Aquagal. You may address me from here on out as 'Mistress Aquagal and any further PM's should contain requests for permission to talk to me addressed to my husband, 'Master Aquaman.' Thank you for your kind attention in this matter and we look forward to hearing from you.

Him: Master Aquaman, may I talk with Mistress Aquagal?

This is for sure; anti-Pirate!

 

[HesterPrynne]

*chuckles*

Talk to you before marrying you? Is that normal?

I guess I should have been impressed he asked to marry me BEFORE asking to see my boobs.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Men are all intellectual giants when we talk to girls.....cna't you tell?

AquaNaughty....di I asfed you t marriy me yet?

Not all of you. lol

Still waiting Pirate.

Okay this one deserves a repeat. I had it up in Educational samples of what not send in a PM thread....


Him: How are you? Care to chat with a guy that loves mature women?

Me: Thank you for your interest in Aquagal. You may address me from here on out as 'Mistress Aquagal and any further PM's should contain requests for permission to talk to me addressed to my husband, 'Master Aquaman.' Thank you for your kind attention in this matter and we look forward to hearing from you.

Him: Master Aquaman, may I talk with Mistress Aquagal?

*chuckles and shakes head*

I guess I should have been impressed he asked to marry me BEFORE asking to see my boobs.

This is true, that only deserves a moment of contemplation of his offer... not really.

 

[rbijon]

Not all of you. lol



*chuckles and shakes head*



This is true, that only deserves a moment of contemplation of his offer... not really.

Read English Lit. with me.....then judge.

 

[HesterPrynne]

This is true, that only deserves a moment of contemplation of his offer... not really.

Nahhhh ... just a good roll of eyes and lmao moment.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Read English Lit. with me.....then judge.

Nahhhh ... just a good roll of eyes and lmao moment.

True.


I'm ducking out for a bit, a phone call was received and my daughter's Senior pictures are ready for us to view.

Have a great afternoon!

 

[EllaPure]

Worst: "Marry me.".........

*yawn*

Yeah...I got that at the bar Friday night.
Ummm, no thanks...

 

[snugglestruggle]

*Laughing* This is too Funny.