Nude Day 2011 Contest Support Thread

[SweetMaj]

I saw it and thank you.

You're welcome.

BTW - I LOVE your....uh....hat.

 

[Guest]

http://www.buckaroosfunnypictures.com/files/piks/uglybaby.jpg
superheroralphie pondering his next 800 word story…

I posted your life story as a Nude Day contest story in the humor category, as few would believe that it was a true story. Actually, now that I think about it, everyone would believe that it was a true story. How could they not? I wrote about you swimming the 228 miles from Cuba to Miami with Gabby. Only, you made it and Gabby (sniff, sniff) didn't.

Oh little ralphie! Actually you’ll be the sixth LITEROTICAN who’s featured the boss in one of their stories. It seems those of you with lesser talent flock to him as an inspiration. He understands.
One fan, killer muffie, even wrote a 20,000 word essay of praise on the boss’s greatest story.

Another LITEROTICAN, so despondent at his inability to produce anything original (he kept rewriting the same “wood” oriented story time after time), took to rewriting some of mr scouries works!

james r scouries knows that LITEROTICA fame and fortune comes with some obligations. His ROYALTY contract actually has a provision that covers such occurrences.

FYI the person you are now masquerading as once wrote an ode to me. It was one of the most popular poems on the site!

As to the category choice – I’d recommend you enter it in the CELEBRITY category. The boss is a celebrity and you’ve never shown any ability writing humor.

But PLEASE take a few days or weeks and try to submit an EDITED story for once. Please don’t make this another of your toss off contest entries that embarrass all of us. Thanks.​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[Guest]

You're welcome.

BTW - I LOVE your....uh....hat.

Oh gawd! Don't you just hate it when a LITEROTICAN starts up a conversation with one of his ALTS on a thread in a public forum?

It's pathetic really!​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[SweetMaj]

Oh gawd! Don't you just hate it when a LITEROTICAN starts up a conversation with one of his ALTS on a thread in a public forum?

It's pathetic really!​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

You know, we have a Danish name for Poobah - Look it up

 

[Guest]

http://tobaccoproducts.org/images/thumb/f/f6/SmokelessCopenhagen.jpg/180px-SmokelessCopenhagen.jpg

Yeah sweetie your avatar sure looks like a Danish scene. You’ve got us all fooled… ALTS …

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Gtrm92pLTdw/Sgx-Om4-iuI/AAAAAAAADVY/i2BmcJ_4qFY/s400/TX_BBQ.jpg
Copenhagen, Texas

Where’s that again?

Right next door to Dumkoff, Texas…​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[TxRad]

You know, we have a Danish name for Poobah - Look it up

Grand_High_Poobah is scouries mouthpiece so he doesn't run his post count up. She is actually a blowup doll and the brains of the scourian empire.

By the way, that old hat was 45 this year.

Oh yeah, scouries, that 20,000 word essay was actually a very cutting review of your so called number 1 offering. and i don't think it was even close to that long. Just more of your bullshit and wishful thinking.

And no, Dark didn't rewrite anything in that crappy story of yours. He just pointed out your inability to put coherent words together in anything resembling a story above the fifth grade level.

Now back to our regular scheduled official contest.

 

[SweetMaj]

Grand_High_Poobah is scouries mouthpiece so he doesn't run his post count up. She is actually a blowup doll and the brains of the scourian empire.

By the way, that old hat was 45 this year.

Oh yeah, scouries, that 20,000 word essay was actually a very cutting review of your so called number 1 offering. and i don't think it was even close to that long. Just more of your bullshit and wishful thinking.

And no, Dark didn't rewrite anything in that crappy story of yours. He just pointed out your inability to put coherent words together in anything resembling a story above the fifth grade level.

Now back to our regular scheduled official contest.

Do you still have that hat ?

 

[TxRad]

Yeah sweetie your avatar sure looks like a Danish scene. You’ve got us all fooled… ALTS …

Copenhagen, Texas

Where’s that again?

Right next door to Dumkoff, Texas…​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R. There is no such thing as AIR except in scouries head
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs There are no such things as most commented on or most voted on clubs. Again more of scouries delusional rants
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director Now this one is an out and out lie.
Miami Beach, Florida

So much for scouries and his fantasies. Bullshit and more bullshit. That's his style.

 

[SweetMaj]

So much for scouries and his fantasies. Bullshit and more bullshit. That's his style.

I figured that out long time ago.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Let's call a spade a spade, okay?

No one in their right mind calls a Ferrari a foreign car. Your Ferrari is so small that you don't have to worry which side to pump the gas.

In my next lifetime, I'm going to be a gay, Jewish man (with apologies to the gay, Jewish men). I'll have money enough to buy myself everything I want.

So, tell me, Babs. How is your rich Dr. Bill? Are you two still an item, or did you dump him for another rich lover?

Ralphie, Skip the gay part--it's really not in you--go for the Jewish. I know where your bald spot is even under that Boston Red Sox baseball cap. You ain't fooling anybody. LOL

Hey, the Ferrari is a little car and it doesn't take much to drag that hose over the top. I'm a smart girl, even though Scouries doesn't think so. I know what's right and what is good, and who is bad and who is full of shit.

 

[TxRad]

Do you still have that hat ?

It's hanging on the hat rack in the bedroom but i can't remember the last time I wore it. It might be time to break it out and see if it still fits.

 

[SweetMaj]

It's hanging on the hat rack in the bedroom but i can't remember the last time I wore it. It might be time to break it out and see if it still fits.

It suits you.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

http://www.buckaroosfunnypictures.com/files/piks/uglybaby.jpg
superheroralphie pondering his next 800 word story…

I posted your life story as a Nude Day contest story in the humor category, as few would believe that it was a true story. Actually, now that I think about it, everyone would believe that it was a true story. How could they not? I wrote about you swimming the 228 miles from Cuba to Miami with Gabby. Only, you made it and Gabby (sniff, sniff) didn't.

Oh little ralphie! Actually you’ll be the sixth LITEROTICAN who’s featured the boss in one of their stories. It seems those of you with lesser talent flock to him as an inspiration. He understands.
One fan, killer muffie, even wrote a 20,000 word essay of praise on the boss’s greatest story.

Another LITEROTICAN, so despondent at his inability to produce anything original (he kept rewriting the same “wood” oriented story time after time), took to rewriting some of mr scouries works!

james r scouries knows that LITEROTICA fame and fortune comes with some obligations. His ROYALTY contract actually has a provision that covers such occurrences.

FYI the person you are now masquerading as once wrote an ode to me. It was one of the most popular poems on the site!

As to the category choice – I’d recommend you enter it in the CELEBRITY category. The boss is a celebrity and you’ve never shown any ability writing humor.

But PLEASE take a few days or weeks and try to submit an EDITED story for once. Please don’t make this another of your toss off contest entries that embarrass all of us. Thanks.​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

Even I used you in one of my stories--something about a dream and you being on a boat to nowhere with a bunch of beautiful young women. Hey, thanks for the inspiration. LOL

 

[SweetMaj]

Even I used you in one of my stories--something about a dream and you being on a boat to nowhere with a bunch of beautiful young women. Hey, thanks for the inspiration. LOL

Don't you think that dream could come true - I mean, A boat to nowhere ?

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

Wow! I have lots of catching up and reading to do. That's what happens when I go away for a few days. I was getting my baby fix. I just became an auntie!! I got a couple more comments and a handful more votes on ~Lavender and Love~.

How are the stories coming along?

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

Wow! I have lots of catching up and reading to do. That's what happens when I go away for a few days. I was getting my baby fix. I just became an auntie!! I got a couple more comments and a handful more votes on ~Lavender and Love~.

How are the stories coming along?

Congrats...Auntie.

 

[scouries]

http://www.buckaroosfunnypictures.com/files/piks/uglybaby.jpg
superheroralphie thinking...

I gotta admit this brought a smile to my lips...

But what the heck is with the chicken walking down the road? little ralphie looking for inspiration??? Even db's fake graphs are there...

superheroralphie on google???

I do like how it ends...​

jrs esq

 

[YoursSINSerely]

http://www.buckaroosfunnypictures.com/files/piks/uglybaby.jpg
superheroralphie thinking...

I gotta admit this brought a smile to my lips...

But what the heck is with the chicken walking down the road? little ralphie looking for inspiration??? Even db's fake graphs are there...

superheroralphie on google???

I do like how it ends...​

jrs esq

Sometimes, Jim, you ARE funny.

 

[LettersFromTatyana]

Wow! I have lots of catching up and reading to do. That's what happens when I go away for a few days. I was getting my baby fix. I just became an auntie!! I got a couple more comments and a handful more votes on ~Lavender and Love~.

How are the stories coming along?

Babies! Is there anything better and more terrifying than a snuggly, chubby, sleepy baby?

Mine's going OK, I guess, though I'm having some major name angst (I hate that). At least I have a title. I'm aiming for Tuesday.

I haven't had a chance to read many entries yet. I've only read yours and SweetWitch's, but I liked them both. I hope to read more on another super fun thirteen hour car trip this weekend.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

RALPHIE: Thanks!

TATYANA: I know! I want another. *wistful sigh* Maybe one day...

Names I have fun with. Titles *groans* not so much. I have a bit of an obsession with names, actually. Tons of resources. Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

 

[LettersFromTatyana]

lol, the things I miss by having scouries on iggy. I suppose the chicken comment refers to me? What can I say; I like animals that live in hen houses and have high chicken-to-cock ratios (ahem, I mean chicken-to-rooster ratios, people).

And if you're going to say something, you can at least include some sort of "why is the chicken crossing the road" comment. Geesh. What do I have to do get a bad joke around here?

Oh, and I took that pic. No need for google.

 

[bashfullyshameless]

Yikes.

Ssssooo...

...how long 'til the next vote sweep?

I'm kind of surprised at how my story is doing. I had a pretty high voting average that made me really happy right up until I hit the 25-vote mark today (27, really), and then my voting tally started getting steadily sour. Only actual negative comment, but I'm pretty sure I'm getting some 1's in here.

I can totally understand that some folks might not like my story, but...I'm just really curious to see how this plays out. (Who knows? Maybe the eventual sweeps will make my score worse.)

Sure is a hell of an experience already.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

Bashfullyshameless: The sweeps happen randomly. Although, there are people that do try to track and find patterns in them. Towards the end of the contest is when they really pick up and it's rather mind-boggling! LOL

Looking forward to reading yours.

 

[DG Hear]

Haven't be getting many reads or votes lately. That's expected since my stories came out at the beginning of the contest. I'm not complaining but the newer writers need to know that after the third day their story has been posted, their reads will really go down.

After that you will pick up a vote now and then and after that you get to ride the roller coaster. Someone will say their score is going crazy and they have lost votes. It's interesting for those who watch it play out.

Good luck to all who have or will be posting stories.
With respect
DG

 

[TxRad]

Just think of the troll votes you have so far as camouflage from the rest of the trolls.