Nude Day 2011 Contest Support Thread

[SuperHeroRalph]

This is why I have my stuff edited…

Your stories are edited??? By someone with English as their mother tongue???

Seeing ace is so sharp on the ‘post’ editing front these days perhaps he could volunteer his services on the ‘story’ front. Just think of the benefits for all LITEROTICA readers if he took over the editing of all 32 little ralphie NUDE DAY entries.

OK, that does sound like a lot of work but you have to remember that, being SURVIVOR stories as well as NUDE DAY stories, they only average 803 words – or about 25,000 words for the lot. And let’s face it – ace obviously has a lot of free time on his hands…

I think it could be a win-win proposition...​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

Now, Scouries, you and I know that I've never written an 800 word story. All of my stories are very long, probably longer than they need to be. If anything, I need to condense my writing and write tighter.

Further, we both know that, compared to me, you suck as a writer. You can't shine my shoes. Your stories are as predicable as they are boring.

Your talent are your forum board posts. If I wasn't laughing so hard by some of your graphics, I'd be mad at you.

The one of the woman with the hairy breasts and the photo of Little Ralphie makes me smile every time I see them. Thanks for making my day.

It's just too bad that I don't receive the same enjoyment from reading your stories. Sorry.

Have you ever considered taking a creative writing course?

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Except that fifth paragraph, as written, seems to confirm his claim to be receiving royalties. I think there's a lost negative missing from there somewhere--because nobody here receives royalties for their stories from Literotica.

I do, not much but enough to feed the cats. Don't you?

 

[sr71plt]

I do, not much but enough to feed the cats. Don't you?

You receive royalties from Literotica on a five-year-old essay on bra sizes??

Good for you.

No, I don't receive any royalties from Lit. for posting stories here. I have some nifty crap from you to show for it, though.

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

You receive royalties from Literotica on a five-year-old essay on bra sizes??

Good for you.

No, I don't receive any royalties from Lit. for posting stories here. I have some nifty crap from you to show for it, though.

Laurel gave me a Literotica baseball cap in 2007, a Literotica tee shirt in 2008, a Literotica keychain in 2009, and a Literotica coffee mug in 2010. I was hoping for a blue Literotica XL sweatshirt this year.

I didn't want to ask her for anything really big, that is, until next year, my 6th anniversary. I was thinking about a Literotica watch. What do you think my chances of getting that are? I figured she could remove Mini Mouse and put the logo of the Literotica lady instead.

Oh, and by the way, when I was doing Scouries thread a couple years back, I saw a bunch of Literotica cancelled checks. So, I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I know for sure that Scouries receives royalities and they are quite large.

 

[scouries]

Yes ralphie they are quite large! And because of them I’ve been fortunate enough to be able to help support the erotic story writing community. One of the guiding principles of the Scouries World organization is to give back to those less fortunate than us. It’s why we continue to financially back the ASSOCIATION OF INDEPENDENT READERS. It’s why we created the now famous MANU award.

As to Jerome’s suggestion it sounds like a wonderful idea to me. On the one hand we have LITEROTICA’S self proclaimed best editor and smartest man – on the other we have the author of some 1000 unedited and unloved stories.

Yes, you would have to put up with the smug and often overbearing comments of our prep school elitist but what the hell – they say that one does have to suffer for their art.

And with he spending hours every day pouring over the endless spewing from your typewriter you’ll be doing the rest of us a service – less posts from ace!

Perhaps you could also rope in miss o to help with the editing. Perhaps if they both had to spend weeks together suffering over your work the two would develop an appreciation of the other. Which would be nice. Or they would kill each other… which wouldn’t be the …

http://i589.photobucket.com/albums/ss335/nickyecho/animal-threesomes-01.jpg
ralphie, ace and miss o?

I’m glad you liked the hairy breasts – when I saw the image for the first time I just knew it would bring a smile to your recently surgey enhanced lips. ​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[sr71plt]

And with he spending hours every day pouring over the endless spewing from your typewriter you’ll be doing the rest of us a service – less posts from ace!

Not grammatical. That should be "fewer" posts (things you can count).

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

Not grammatical. That should be "fewer" posts (things you can count).

I can only imagine how much fun you are at a ballgame(lol).

"Eww, did that guy just grab his balls and spit? Gross."

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

Yes ralphie they are quite large! And because of them I’ve been fortunate enough to be able to help support the erotic story writing community. One of the guiding principles of the Scouries World organization is to give back to those less fortunate than us. It’s why we continue to financially back the ASSOCIATION OF INDEPENDENT READERS. It’s why we created the now famous MANU award.

As to Jerome’s suggestion it sounds like a wonderful idea to me. On the one hand we have LITEROTICA’S self proclaimed best editor and smartest man – on the other we have the author of some 1000 unedited and unloved stories.

Yes, you would have to put up with the smug and often overbearing comments of our prep school elitist but what the hell – they say that one does have to suffer for their art.

And with he spending hours every day pouring over the endless spewing from your typewriter you’ll be doing the rest of us a service – less posts from ace!

Perhaps you could also rope in miss o to help with the editing. Perhaps if they both had to spend weeks together suffering over your work the two would develop an appreciation of the other. Which would be nice. Or they would kill each other… which wouldn’t be the …

http://i589.photobucket.com/albums/ss335/nickyecho/animal-threesomes-01.jpg
ralphie, ace and miss o?

I’m glad you liked the hairy breasts – when I saw the image for the first time I just knew it would bring a smile to your recently surgey enhanced lips. ​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

So...being that you acknowledged SuperHeroRalph as seeing your cancelled checks from Literotica, when he took over your thread, then you must acknowledge that I am, the one, the only, and the great, Freddie, BOSTONFICTIONWRITER.

 

[sr71plt]

I can only imagine how much fun you are at a ballgame(lol).

"Eww, did that guy just grab his balls and spit? Gross."

You can go on imagining. You undoubtedly would be wrong. Wouldn't be watching anyway; you'd no doubt be pecking out your daily 800-word story (with your eyes closed).

 

[Darkniciad]

*Snicker* Indeed my stories are edited, scouries. For some series, through up to four sets of eyes beyond my own. Yours, on the other hand...

http://www.literotica.com/s/lst3k-ep-11-earth-duh

Not so much.

Now, I've got to get around to updating my links, because a story I put in the queue yesterday evening was already live when I woke up this morning. Where'd this sudden <12 hour turnaround come from?

 

[scouries]

Indeed my stories are edited, scouries. For some series, through up to four sets of eyes beyond my own. Yours, on the other hand...

I’m afraid that the four sets of eyes include les light, darkboy, and two other of your alts! And/or some of the serialized “Woods” people… some of them have four sets of eyes don’t they?

No my dear ralphie it doesn’t mean that at all. I simply confirmed the fact that royalties have been received, not how you know about them.

We at ScouriesWorld know perfectly well what happened to our friend freddie when, during his grave illness, he was placed in the care of you and susie q. To imagine that you could fool LITEROTICA’S reading public just goes to show how delusional you and susie are. A nurse and a male hospital orderly writing brilliant erotica? What a joke!

http://mydisguises.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/218-orderly-8.jpg
orderly contemplating his next best seller - "The Nude Day Bed Pan"

It’s time for both of you to admit your sins.

And if you then choose to continue writing as yourself and not somebody famous, go ahead. And if you do I’d suggest that you take up ace’s offer to edit your work.​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

"Oh, brother."

 

[sr71plt]

"Oh, brother."

I always did think you and Scouries were related.

Meanwhile, back at the thread . . .

 

[MatthewVett]

I just submitted today; not sure I'll be around on Friday. I think they came out really well.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Not grammatical. That should be "fewer" posts (things you can count).

From the blizzard of your posts, like snowflakes, one would be hard pressed to describe them as 'countable': except for the Lit bot.

 

[sr71plt]

From the blizzard of your posts, like snowflakes, one would be hard pressed to describe them as 'countable': except for the Lit bot.

The blizzards of MY posts? Hahahahahahaha (Of course yours are all attacks on me. I at least am posting to substance across the board.)

Meanwhile, back at the thread topic . . .

 

[kromen]

I'm dancing around the room, naked of course, to celebrate finishing a Nude Day story. I was working on a previous tale, not realizing that the contest was on the horizon. It was close to a nudity theme, but I felt iffy about it. Then, I get a call from a friend. We chat and, BAM, another story popped into my head. I pounded the keys and just finished. Now, to trim it up, check for continuity, and run it through spell check. Do I have to wait till the 20th to submit or can I just mark it as a contest entry and let Laurel/Manu put it up until the start of the contest?

 

[oggbashan]

... Do I have to wait till the 20th to submit or can I just mark it as a contest entry and let Laurel/Manu put it up until the start of the contest?

No. You don't have to wait. Just mark it correctly as a contest entry and possibly include a note that you want it posted when the contest starts.

 

[DG Hear]

I'm going away for the weekend. Guess I better submit one of my stories tonight. I'll have it in the queue for the contest, it starts Monday. Have another about ready to go. One Loving wife, one Romance, ought to be interesting comments. The best of luck to all that enter.
With respect
DG Hear

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

I've already submitted my first story. It's a tender and loving story, a family story of a son's love for his mother and a mother's love for her son (lol).

Truly, it brings tears to my eyes.

"Mommy, I love you."

Actually, the name of the story is Mother's Nude Day Sexual Fantasy.

For those of you who enjoy incest stories, this is a good one.

I like starting off with the incest stories first, before launching into the other categories.

Good luck to everyone entering the contest. Nude Day is a good contest.

 

[scouries]

http://www.buckaroosfunnypictures.com/files/piks/uglybaby.jpg
I like starting off with the incest stories first, before launching into the other categories.

Of course you do ralphie! It’s what you do every contest.

You always start the LITEROTICA contest reading public off with an INCEST category story. This in spite of yours and susie q’s continuous criticism of the category. You’re afraid to do anything else.

And you always take that extra step don’t you? It’s always a “mommy” story. We all know why – you’re fooling no one.

The reason, for those of you who haven’t followed the ralphie/susie q saga (which started with the two of them stealing the brilliant freddie’s files and computer while that master story teller was on his death bed and they were supposedly ministering to him) is that they hope that by submitting a reedited freddie incest category story from years ago that its popularity will translate into more views for the other stories they foist on us for the rest of the contest. A flood of quite awful stories really.

susie q tried it all last year and now little ralphie is doing it this year. They believe that LITEROTICA’S readers will be fooled by the reworked, cut-and-paste story they stole from a giant. Of course it doesn’t work! The wave of 800 word stories that follows the first one fool no one. One only has to check out the scores, ratings and number of views these atrocities received in the last two themed contests. Pitiful really.

Of the fifty or sixty themed contest entries he’s submitted this year none have earned a legitimate red H. What he tries to do is have all his ALTS vote for a story the second it comes out and then turn the voting off so he can preserve a red H before real readers vote it down to where it belongs.

You cancheck out his scores here:

ralphie

Same thing with susie q. Go here:

susie q

Don’t you just wish that these two would grow up and start to play fair. That they’d start to show respect for both the other authors on the site as well as our readers?

I do! And I’m…​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

km on sir scouries: You're an intelligent person with an ability to articulate your deep thinking. To semi-quote Kurt Hummel, I hope you don't mind me being honest with you because it comes from a place of respect.

 

[andtheend]

Just jeallous

You're just jealous of me, Scouries.

Being that this is a story site, why not write a story. Oh, wait, by your above post, you did write a lot of fiction about me.

Thanks for keeping my name in the forefront.

Susan aka Freddie

AndTheEnd, BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, CarBuffStuff, PositiveThinker, WmForrester, and SuperHeroRalph

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Scouries my dear friend. Thank you for protecting my good name and professional reputation against all of these imposters who constantly steal my stories, AndTheEnd, SuperHeroRalph, PositiveThinker, WmForrester, and CarBuffStuff.

They tell me that I'll be out of the mental institution in a few years. Here's hoping for my full recovery.

Take Care,

Freddie, the one, the only, BOSTONFICTIONWRITER

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

Scouries, enough with the nonsense. You know that I am AndTheEnd, BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, CarBuffStuff, PositiveThinker, and WmForrester.

Please stop harassing me. Okay?

 

[WmForrester]

My Dear Sir Scouries, you insane man, you never acknowledged my story, I Love You Mommy on you official story thread.

With nearly 1,200 votes, presently, it's number 171 on the all time most read story list with more than 773,000 reads.

You never included me or my story in any of your official lists. What gives?

Elizabeth, er, I mean, Susan, no wait, that can't be right

Freddie