The Earth Day 2011 Contest Support Thread

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

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Jim, thank you for your support, but put on some clothes and go back inside. You're making a fool of yourself.

I have this. Don't worry. I can handle these guys. This is nothing for me, just a walk in the park.

Yes, I'll tell them that he only real contest is your contest. I will and just did.

 

[TxRad]

Welcome to the real Earth Day Contest thread.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

And here we have scouries number one alt with more bullshit.

Sorry scouries but we all know what an ass you are already so there is no need to prove it.

As for you Freddie, I didn't and haven't bashed you, ever. I've tried to talk sense to you but you never listen and this whole mess you're making of the contest thread just goes to prove it.

For your information, more none AH writers win in the contest than AH writers. Go check the results if you don't believe me. Most people in the AH could care less about the contests, they are too busy writing and publishing their work for money.

Let me give you some history, TxRad.

I used to write for Igor's My Story Board on Voyeurweb, before they closed it.

Do you know why they closed it?

It's because every writer, but me, had about 100 alts.

Let me ask you another question. Where did all of those writers go, when they closed My Story board?

They came here. All of them. Every single one of them. I recognize many of them and they all have dozens of alts.

Now, I've named all my alts and I have stories, real stories attached to all my alts.

When everyone here lists all their alts and we can go down the list to see how many contest they really won by cheating is when you can convince otherwise.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Welcome to the real Earth Day Contest thread.

Hey, the truth hurts doesn't it?

If anything I'm honest and I'm unafraid to voice my opinion. Unlike many others here, who support me secretly and who agree with me, they don't dare identify themselves for fear of having their stories bashed in the way every single one of my stories have been bashed over 4 years.

I've opened many of the AH regular pages and viewed their false high scores. Do you know why their scores are so much higher than mine?

Not because they are better writers and not because they write better stories, but because they are on of the "in crowd" here and the other writers don't bash their stories.

Do you want me to go away? Do you want me to stop complaining?

Then, all of you whackos stop bashing my stories. Otherwise, I'm gonna be in your face.

After a while, I'll build up a following of those writers who have experienced the same unfairness as me. After a while the real truth will emerge, just as it did on VoyeurWeb. After a while all of you sick fucks will be banned from this site, too, as you were from VoyeurWeb.

Maybe one day, this site will be for writers and not for mentally ill individuals.

 

[TxRad]

Let me give you some history, TxRad.

I used to write for Igor's My Story Board on Voyeurweb, before they closed it.

Do you know why they closed it?

It's because every writer, but me, had about 100 alts.

Let me ask you another question. Where did all of those writers go, when they closed My Story board?

They came here. All of them. Every single one of them. I recognize many of them and they all have dozens of alts.

Now, I've named all my alts and I have stories, real stories attached to all my alts.

When everyone here lists all their alts and we can go down the list to see how many contest they really won by cheating is when you can convince otherwise.

Well, I know we got an influx of writers when several sites closed. The prevalence of chaptered stories came about because of that. As for alts, I have only one I use for co-writing with another author and I have 9 W's. What does that say about your theory?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Well, I know we got an influx of writers when several sites closed. The prevalence of chaptered stories came about because of that. As for alts, I have only one I use for co-writing with another author and I have 9 W's. What does that say about your theory?

Proves it.

 

[TxRad]

Proves it.

Proves what?

 

[Guest]

http://forum.literotica.com/image.php?u=798940&dateline=1277602417
I have this. Don't worry. I can handle these guys. This is nothing for me, just a walk in the park.

Well little ralphie there’s no doubt Freddie could have handled it. But unfortunately, just like your stories are, you sir are a pale, pale imitation of the man whose work you’ve stolen. Freddie was a giant …you’re a mere gnat… ​

gabby

 

[Guest]

I would like to thank james r scouries and his lovely assistant Gabby for all the work they’ve done to bring us the"Most Votes Received List" and honor great authors with the 1000+ Vote Club.

I just wish I could one day write a story that received 1000 honest votes. And I encourage all LITEROTICANS to visit the MOST VOTES RECEIVED thread. Bravo jim!!!

[size=+2]Jerome[/size]
teenager … champion of “favorite” writers
dixie’s nemesis
retard regurgitator

 

[TxRad]

scouries please keep up the good work and keep proving how ignorant you really are to everyone who doesn't already have you on ignore.

 

[Guest]

pm'd to l+m

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Dear CONFORMIST, LAUREL and/or MANU,

I’ve been hired by my aunt Gabby to report posts made on the various ScouriesWorld threads that break the above LITEROTICA rule. I won’t have time to report all this idiots posts but will from time to time update you.

I’d much prefer that you, with a few quiet whispered words into your pet texans ear, regulate this matter privately. I’d hate to have to spread this stupidity to threads all over AHland.

Jerome

 

[Guest]

god, this stupid texan posted it back to back on the a.i.r. thread...

... I guess its only fair to post it on both contest threads...

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DON"T BE FOOLED.


http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg226/dixonclee/fakecontest.jpg

The real contest is being run by A.I.R.!!!

This is a CONTEST that the fair Gabrielle L. so selflessly works on for all our benefit. She’s a lovely young lady.

Just more of james r scouries helping to make LITEROTICA a better place.

thanks jim...
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[TxRad]

scouries please keep up the good work and keep proving how ignorant you really are to everyone who doesn't already have you on ignore.

 

[MatthewVett]

SO! Earth Day, what a day, huh? It generally seems to be considered the hardest theme to write for. Anyone brave enough to reveal what sort of subjects they ended up writing about?

I'll wait for next week before revealing too many details, I like a good surprise, but I went the fantasy route myself. Mechanically, I've also written my first branching story, so we'll see what happens...

 

[PennLady]

SO! Earth Day, what a day, huh? It generally seems to be considered the hardest theme to write for. Anyone brave enough to reveal what sort of subjects they ended up writing about?

I'll wait for next week before revealing too many details, I like a good surprise, but I went the fantasy route myself. Mechanically, I've also written my first branching story, so we'll see what happens...

I think much like magicians, writers won't want to reveal too much before the contest starts.

 

[LettersFromTatyana]

I think PennLady's correct, but given my post on the AH yesterday it's probably not much of a secret that mine includes a healthy dose of economics. And really, who doesn't love erotica + economic theory?

Since you opened this door, though, I will take this as an opportunity to ask if there are any economists out there who would be willing to read my story and make sure I didn't make any glaring mistakes? And I don't mean self-professed economists who rely on wikipedia and their one course fifteen years ago for their knowledge.

I think I have everything just about right, but the grad student in me can't stand the thought of submitting something with a technical mistake. And I'm not about to give it to my advisor....

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Is that fair?

scouries please keep up the good work and keep proving how ignorant you really are to everyone who doesn't already have you on ignore.

Just to put an end to my complaints and I won't complain again.

All I want is the same chance of winnning a contest as anyone else.

I don't want my stories bashed by any writer here, just as I don't bash the stories of other writers.

If you allow my stories to win or lose based on the general public perception of my stories, then, I'm a happy man.

Okay? Is that fair?

 

[sr71plt]

I won't complain again.

I suggest a forum pool on picking a time on how long this holds for. I'll pick fifteen minutes.

(But of course he's right on how to maximize your chances to win a contest here.)

 

[sr71plt]

just as I don't bash the stories of other writers.

What a load of crap. My first laugh of the day.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

SO! Earth Day, what a day, huh? It generally seems to be considered the hardest theme to write for. Anyone brave enough to reveal what sort of subjects they ended up writing about?

I'll wait for next week before revealing too many details, I like a good surprise, but I went the fantasy route myself. Mechanically, I've also written my first branching story, so we'll see what happens...

I'd be happy to discuss my Earth Day stories.

Walter Gets Earth Day Ass Backwards is an anal story about a man wanting to return to his roots by camping and having anal sex with his wife on Earth Day.

Hug A Tree and Save A Marriage is a BDSM story about a woman who enjoys being tied to a tree, while having sex in public with other men, as her husband watches and masturbates.

Pita, PETA, Peter, Naked Models is my celebrity story about Christie, Brinkley, Cheryl Tiegs, Jenna Jameson, and Victoria Osteen. Everyone ends up naked, after a giant catfight, of course. My kind of celebrity story.

Old Bag Lady is a Recycling Witch is my Erotic Horror story about a kind man helping a homeless woman on Earth Day, unbeknownst that she's really a witch, albeit a good witch, a sexual witch, and a horny witch.

Washing Bottles and Cans Topless is my Exhibitionism and Voyeurism story loosely based on the movie, Atlantic City with Susan Sarandon and Burt Lancaster. Burt watches Susan from a cross the courtyard washing her body with lemons after working in the fish market all day.

Mom Needs Sons Help to Strip Naked, is my incest story, of course. A lonely and horny mother seduces her son, while dumpster diving and collecting bottles and cans to donate the recycling deposits for their Earth Day celebration.

Ashes to Ashes and Dust to Dust is my Loving Wives submission about a woman who cheats on her husband with a man 20 years her junior. Only, the husband gets revenge on Earth Day, of course.

There Was Just Something About Mary is my Mature story about a 26-year-old man falling in love with a 36-year-old widow. The story is loosely based on the movie The Summer of '42.

Earth Day is the Name of My Dawg is my Novel category story about a man's love for his dawg. If you like happy endings, this story has a wicked good one.

Earth Day Mutual Masturbation is a story about a woman masturbating on a plane and masturbating the man next to her, when he asks. Ah, I just love friendly women on planes.

Well, that's just a small ten story sampling of the 51 stories that I'll be entering in the Earth Day Contest. I would have written more, but there's only so much time in a day. Hopefull, I plan on entering 100 stories in the Nude Day contest.

I hope this helps you. Good luck in the contest. I hope you win.

 

[Bestroika]

Wow...

Could someone explain why this area isn't moderated?

Cause..wow.

I turned in a story for this whole Earth Day contest, we shall see how it goes.

 

[PennLady]

Wow...

Could someone explain why this area isn't moderated?

Cause..wow.

I turned in a story for this whole Earth Day contest, we shall see how it goes.

If you add a few names to your ignore list, the thread is much better.

The contest doesn't start until Monday, I believe. Or next week, anyway.

 

[Bestroika]

Aha!

So that is how ya'll are managing, danke, I shall begin work on my ignore list immediately. *laughs*

Good lunk to everyone planning to enter.

 

[Bestroika]

's, 's, and 's to the man or woman that invented the ignore button.

That is so much better!

I was actually kind of bummed about this contest initially. I wasn't feeling very inspired, but I strapped on some soft piano music and trudged forward.

I am really happy with what I turned out, but doesn't really matter what I think. I guess we'll see what everyone thinks sometime next week.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

But that's just me

Good, bad, or indifferent, I've been writing here for 4 years and I've never put anyone on ignore.

This is a writing and reading site, how dare I censor anyone. Who am I to do that?

I'm here to read the opinions of others, just as much as I'm here to express my opinions and write my stories.

You don't have to like me to respect me, as I offer you that same respect.

Nonetheless, I've found that most people prefer sticking their heads in the sand. Most people would never stop to help someone in trouble. They don't want to get involved.

Well, I can tell you, that's not me. Just the other day, I witnessed a man slap a woman across her face. It turns out that he was her ex-boyfriend and stalking her.

He was much younger and much bigger than me, but I was armed with the Angels on my side. I'm just glad he didn't have a gun, but somehow, I felt protected.

I ran out of my house, carrying my heavy police flashlight and just as he raised his fist to punch her in the face, I yelled. I won't tell you what I yelled, but it was sufficient to not only stop him from punching her but to cause him to come charging across the street at me.

Now, I'm not a little man and I know a few things about self-defense. I already had my street face on and I looked him dead in the eye. I was ready. I've been down this road before.

"Go ahead," I said, raising the flashlight.

Yet, the point of this story, if that was my daughter, wife, girlfriend, or mother being the one assaulted, I would hope that someone would do that same thing for her and interceded on their behalf, as I did for this woman.

I could have ignored what happened and just dialed the police. They would have come 20 minutes too late, after he beat her to a pulp or murdered her.

I don't ignore bad behavior. I don't ignore people. I use what others do to learn and to improve my behavior. Somehow, everything I see, say, hear, and do ends up as a character in one of my stories.

Maybe that's why I've written so many stories, nearly 900 posted here and hundreds more posted elsewhere. I don't ignore people, but that's just me.