BMF's Urban Hang Suite

[Corbal]

I already did. Then I swiped it in your ass.

Touche......too bad my ass doesn't come with a magnetic strip...cause you would have gone broke long ago.....

 

[fr33ks33k]

I already did. Then I swiped it in your ass.

What is this? A Nelly music video?

 

[BlackManFux]

Touche......too bad my ass doesn't come with a magnetic strip...cause you would have gone broke long ago.....

Damn straight! Nightly deposits, daily withdrawals.

 

[BlackManFux]

What is this? A Nelly music video?

Pretty much...with a bit of R. Kelly for effect.

 

[Corbal]

Damn straight! Nightly deposits, daily withdrawals.

ROFL........loved that response! Have fun! I'm out!

 

[fr33ks33k]

Pretty much...with a bit of R. Kelly for effect.

I'm not fond of R. Kelly's "effect". *chuckle*

 

[BlackManFux]

Only 1 Poem for Today

I’ve danced with the Devil by the light of the moon
Tangoed with his minions, there was not enough room
I’ve spun stories and tales
Before princes and Kings
Made love to their mistresses
Ruined their Queens.
I’ve held court with the Pharaohs as they smoked in their tombs
Lounged back within Pyramids, tasting lavish foods
Yet, I can’t get inside of your head.

I’ve held mics in my hands, and crowds in my hands
I’ve held nations of great peoples’ lives in these hands
Understand, that my plans have influenced time lines
My tears ripple waters that stretch into the Nile.
My smile lights the sun, and my shine lends the moon.
I navigated jungles, even made the natives swoon.
Yet, your heart seems out of my reach.

I’ve paced the Great Wall, trying to figure you out.
I’ve had all, and lost all, yet its you
That I can’t live without.
I’ve…I’ve…run out of more thoughts than most think.
I’ve started black outs with the pulse from one wink.
I’ve cause blow outs, by just blowing one kiss.
Yet I notice your absence, and its you that I miss.
To think that one person would be causing all of this. .

I’ve danced with the Devil, yet your danger is bliss
Been burned at the stake, yet want you as my witch.
With my mind I cause light, yet its you who are my switch.
And while I’ve touched millions, I’m craving your kiss.
I move at light speed, yet your mind’s just as quick.
I can’t figure out why I’m feeling like this.
Contented, that you know that I’m feeling this way…
I want you to know, that you’re the jewel in my day.
No matter what I have, nothing else compares
I want you here, so I can take you there.

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

I’ve danced with the Devil by the light of the moon
Tangoed with his minions, there was not enough room
I’ve spun stories and tales
Before princes and Kings
Made love to their mistresses
Ruined their Queens.
I’ve held court with the Pharaohs as they smoked in their tombs
Lounged back within Pyramids, tasting lavish foods
Yet, I can’t get inside of your head.

I’ve held mics in my hands, and crowds in my hands
I’ve held nations of great peoples’ lives in these hands
Understand, that my plans have influenced time lines
My tears ripple waters that stretch into the Nile.
My smile lights the sun, and my shine lends the moon.
I navigated jungles, even made the natives swoon.
Yet, your heart seems out of my reach.

I’ve paced the Great Wall, trying to figure you out.
I’ve had all, and lost all, yet its you
That I can’t live without.
I’ve…I’ve…run out of more thoughts than most think.
I’ve started black outs with the pulse from one wink.
I’ve cause blow outs, by just blowing one kiss.
Yet I notice your absence, and its you that I miss.
To think that one person would be causing all of this. .

I’ve danced with the Devil, yet your danger is bliss
Been burned at the stake, yet want you as my witch.
With my mind I cause light, yet its you who are my switch.
And while I’ve touched millions, I’m craving your kiss.
I move at light speed, yet your mind’s just as quick.
I can’t figure out why I’m feeling like this.
Contented, that you know that I’m feeling this way…
I want you to know, that you’re the jewel in my day.
No matter what I have, nothing else compares
I want you here, so I can take you there.

A round of applause! Pretty darn good for a day's work.

 

[Honey123]

Nude pics of you? Go ahead, I don't think BMF will mind if it means it will bring more honeys like Honey in here.

I think there are so many beauties in here, it don't matter.

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

LOL!!! No...its all Viking for bullshit

Oh that's a language I wouldn't mind learning now and then.

I think there are so many beauties in here, it don't matter.

But I'm sure he would love to have the numbers add a bit more, me-thinks.

 

[Honey123]

Oh that's a language I wouldn't mind learning now and then.




But I'm sure he would love to have the numbers add a bit more, me-thinks.

So. He is using me to get the hot girls in here?

not like I mind....

 

[BlackManFux]

So. He is using me to get the hot girls in here?

not like I mind....

So, I'm gonna guess that you lovely ladies aren't referring to me, correct?

 

[Honey123]

So, I'm gonna guess that you lovely ladies aren't referring to me, correct?

Do you have bewbs?

 

[BlackManFux]

Do you have bewbs?

Uhm...nope.*excuses self from convo*

 

[fr33ks33k]

Do you have bewbs?

Don't we all have bewbs? Some larger and more enjoyable to look at than others, of course...

 

[Honey123]

Uhm...nope.*excuses self from convo*

*pulls you back*

Don't we all have bewbs? Some larger and more enjoyable to look at than others, of course...

ok. So .. what are you saying.. my bewbs are small?

 

[BlackManFux]

*pulls you back*




ok. So .. what are you saying.. my bewbs are small?

*pulls you into my office*

 

[fr33ks33k]

*pulls you back*




ok. So .. what are you saying.. my bewbs are small?

Heh, no offense meant. I suppose my choice of words was poor. *chuckle*

Allow me to rephrase: Don't we all have bewbs? Those of the feminine variety (regardless of size) being more enjoyable to look at, of course.

 

[Honey123]

*pulls you into my office*

You want me to file AGAIN??!?!?!

 

[Honey123]

Heh, no offense meant. I suppose my choice of words was poor. *chuckle*

Allow me to rephrase: Don't we all have bewbs? Those of the feminine variety (regardless of size) being more enjoyable to look at, of course.

lol.. No offense taken. I am sorry. You don't know me.

Hello.. I;m Honey. a total. Goof.

Relax. I've been here wayyyy too long to taken it personally.

besides. My bewbs are tiny. So it was actually funny!

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

LOLs, I leave the Suite for a min and I'm lost already.

 

[BlackManFux]

You want me to file AGAIN??!?!?!

Yep....file away....(in my drawers!)

 

[Honey123]

LOLs, I leave the Suite for a min and I'm lost already.

It seems my bewbs are really small and not worth looking at. I haz the sadz

 

[Honey123]

Yep....file away....(in my drawers!)

Why Mr. Fux... lol.. ok. Could you Imagine having a boss with the last name, FUX?

Do you know how much I wished my boss' name was Richard so I could call him DICK and get Away with it?!!!!

 

[BlackManFux]

Why Mr. Fux... lol.. ok. Could you Imagine having a boss with the last name, FUX?

Do you know how much I wished my boss' name was Richard so I could call him DICK and get Away with it?!!!!

Lol!!!!