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BodaciousBitch said:
I took a look at the link and umm....I done 'em all! (NOT!!)

Yeah, this thread is only ever quiet during MY day. :rolleyes:

:D
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I might have to bookmark that link. Just for reference. *whistles innocently*

Well, if it's too quiet then you should make some noise! *chuckle*
 
You lot better not laugh at me, or I'll moon you...I wrote this yesterday evening or last night (can't remember when) and it was just me being silly. :D

*ahem*

You make me laugh, you make me cry,
When I think of all the days gone by.

You make me love, you make me hate,
When I think of all the times you were late.

You make me hate, you make me love,
Loving freely like a little white dove.

You make me cry, you make me laugh,
Laughing freely, wholy, not half.

So there you have it, not quite a poet,
But often I try to be when I’m sipping a Moet!

That was just for a laugh, just for fun,
And now I’m asking you, “how are you hon”?

:p
 
fr33ks33k said:
I might have to bookmark that link. Just for reference. *whistles innocently*

Well, if it's too quiet then you should make some noise! *chuckle*
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You've already bookmarked that link, I saw you! :D:D

And so I'm making some noise! :D:D
 
fr33ks33k said:
*shifty eyes* You didn't see nothin'!!!!

Hmm...I'm pondering posting something else. Dunno which one I want to post though...
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Nude pics of you? Go ahead, I don't think BMF will mind if it means it will bring more honeys like Honey in here. :D
 
Hah! No worries BMF, I don't have nudes of myself, and don't intend to take any. :rolleyes:

And all this talk of piss is getting scary....
 
Corbal is the sexiest assclown I have ever seen, but she just defiled my thread. Excuse me while I barf.
 
BodaciousBitch said:
You lot better not laugh at me, or I'll moon you...I wrote this yesterday evening or last night (can't remember when) and it was just me being silly. :D

*ahem*

You make me laugh, you make me cry,
When I think of all the days gone by.

You make me love, you make me hate,
When I think of all the times you were late.

You make me hate, you make me love,
Loving freely like a little white dove.

You make me cry, you make me laugh,
Laughing freely, wholy, not half.

So there you have it, not quite a poet,
But often I try to be when I’m sipping a Moet!

That was just for a laugh, just for fun,
And now I’m asking you, “how are you hon”?

:p
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I dig it. The silliness is endearing. And I'm sure if you mooned anyone, they'd be pretty happy about it. ;)
 
BlackManFux said:
Corbal is the sexiest assclown I have ever seen, but she just defiled my thread. Excuse me while I barf.
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LMAO..........Huggles* You so left yourself open for that one. Would have preferred I post something more along the lines of this?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vczlYdHSp2Q/SG0KO0PlI2I/AAAAAAAAAgA/5oR9an34SUk/s400/victorias-secret-models-nude-french%252Bphoto-magazine.jpg

Or maybe this? There's not any cocks!

http://photos4.hi5.com/0066/347/839/VAVsg5347839-02.jpg

Or maybe this'll do?

http://imc1.hellokisses.com/1205-052e58-320-466.jpg





runs to check my email...I'm about to get a tongue lashing from BMF. :D
 
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