The Unintended Consequences of Sodomy

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Being an advocate of total, unfettered human individual freedom; it is a free country, thus far, so choose your own lifestyle of course, but one should be aware of the consequences that follow.

Returning the favor from another thread, the 'live and let live' toleration for the Gay community is not returned, instead the scathing attacks by the advocates of Bohemianism are rife with vitriol and continue regardless.

Thus... a counterattack is called for but without the name called and personal assassination and with documentation and verity, which is never provided by the left.

http://www.hemorrhoid.net/analsex.php

The Unintended Consequences of Sodomy

http://www.hemorrhoid.net/hemorrhoids.php

What Are Hemorrhoids?

The term hemorrhoids refers to a condition in which the veins around the anus or lower rectum are swollen and inflamed. Hemorrhoids may result from straining to move stool. Other contributing factors include pregnancy, aging, chronic constipation or diarrhea, and anal intercourse.

Perhaps the 'Gay' lifestyle, is not so gay after all...how I would love to return the word 'gay' to its' rightful place in our vocabularies.

You may thank me later for the above informatiion.

Amicus (author of "I'm a Girl!")
 
Well how did you get yours then?

Trust me, more women die, get hemorrhoids, prolapses, hemorrhages, etc., etc., during childbirth every day than in all the history of anal sex.
 
Well how did you get yours then?

Trust me, more women die, get hemorrhoids, prolapses, hemorrhages, etc., etc., during childbirth every day than in all the history of anal sex.


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That may be so, but as it stands, it is your word and your opinion only.

Well how did you get yours then?
You folks just can't lay off the personal attacks, can you? If you want to look up my ass to confirm your opinion....ah, well, no....

Reading the articles referenced, one can find medical reasons for not using the anus as a vagina, but then, to each his/+/- own...

Amicus of the healthy asshole....:devil:
 
George Washington had hemorrhoids - are you saying the father of our country was queer?

http://www.whattoexpect.com/pregnancy/symptoms-and-solutions/hemorrhoids.aspx

The uncomfortable (but not dangerous) little bulges that afflict 20 to 50 percent of all pregnant women, hemorrhoids are actually varicose veins in the rectum (charming, but true). Not that you'd want to look, but they can resemble a pile of grapes or marbles — and now you know why they're no fun to sit on.

Your a joke you know? You make a veiled personal attack, and whine about getting it back - you're not fooling anybody but yourself.
 
George Washington had hemorrhoids - are you saying the father of our country was queer?

http://www.whattoexpect.com/pregnancy/symptoms-and-solutions/hemorrhoids.aspx



Your a joke you know? You make a veiled personal attack, and whine about getting it back - you're not fooling anybody but yourself.

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Your link is a self proclaimed 'best selling author', and remains opinion, by definition. The links I provided were from medical doctors. But then, I don't doubt the statisics you offer, just the source.

My attack was neither veiled nor personal, it is an open and avowed attack on Homosexuality in general as I, along with many others, have grown tired of the constant gay rights marches in otherwise civilized communities.

It appears the only welcoming place for gay males is in the Priesthood under the protection of the Church.

Go figure.

Amicus
 
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Your link is a self proclaimed 'best selling author', and remains opinion, by definition. The links I provided were from medical doctors. But then, I don't doubt the statisics you offer, just the source.

My attack was neither veiled nor personal, it is an open and avowed attack on Homosexuality in general as I, along with many others, have grown tired of the constant gay rights marches in otherwise civilized communities.

It appears the only welcoming place for gay males is in the Priesthood under the protection of the Church.

Go figure.

Amicus

You've inflamed the advocates of buggery, ami old chap. For shame. ;) (Inflamed...get it..har, har har)

Having recently had my oil checked as part of my yearly physical, I remarked to my physician how uncomfortable it must be to have someone drive on your Hershey Highway.

He said the anal muscles become relaxed after a sequence of repeated penetrations and it becomes easier. He also said over time many 'wide receivers' develop a condition known as 'Gay Bowel Syndrome' wherein not only do the anal muscles become flabby, but Rectal bleeding and incontinence are all too common side effects.

I guess a round peg doesn't always go into a round hole. :D
 
Yuck! That is probably more than most want to know about the subject.

This subject was somewhat in retaliation for a personal attack on me in a different thread. Although I directed my thoughts at no one individual, it is the product of irritability on my part for the continued churlish behavior of the butt fuckers and baby killers....there....ya think that is plain enough?

Thanks for the comment...

Amicus
 
Ne illigitimus et carborundum, ami. Don't let the bastards grind you down. :D

Sticks and stones and all that sort of rot.
 
Thank you Tom, I won't. Actually thinking of a series of threads concerning Ludwig Von Mises and Bastiat, maybe Hazlit also to show the idiots the relationship between human freedom and a free market.

It would be a waste of my time for most, but everytime I do a series, a few understand and even express appreciation.

Best wishes for you and yours...

Amicus
 
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Every other one I looked at just said, "common", "very common", "extremely common", etc.

I did notice you neatly avoid the being forced to address the real point by pedantically obsessing over trivial minutiae, I thought only liberals did that.

I bet Ayn Rand liked it up the ass - a lot.
 
Just so we can all be clear on this, is Amicus against:

1) Gay Anal Sex?

2) ALL anal sex, including that between consenting, married heterosexuals?

3) All gay sex, including the much-more-common-than-anal-especially-outside-of-a-committed-relationship blowjobs?

Just pointing out that when you talk about the dangers of a particular sex act you have to include all genders and orientations. Arguably there are more straight anal sex acts performed a year in the US than gay due to the fact gay men are only 3-5% of the population.
 
JamesSD..take the time to read the links provided and you will discover why everyone should be aware of the consequences of anal intercourse.

Amicus
 
Perhaps the 'Gay' lifestyle, is not so gay after all...how I would love to return the word 'gay' to its' rightful place in our vocabularies.
If you're going to be anal (har har) about the original meaning of the word "gay", how about not messing up the original meaning of the word "sodomy"?
 
Thank you Tom, I won't. Actually thinking of a series of threads concerning Ludwig Von Mises and Bastiat, maybe Hazlit also to show the idiots the relationship between human freedom and a free market.

It would be a waste of my time for most, but everytime I do a series, a few understand and even express appreciation.

Best wishes for you and yours...

Amicus

Does this mean you DIDN'T suck that black guys dick after he FUCKED your ass? So he was bullshitting everyone about that night, right? Geez, you can't trust anyone anymore.....
 
You've inflamed the advocates of buggery, ami old chap. For shame. ;) (Inflamed...get it..har, har har)

Having recently had my oil checked as part of my yearly physical, I remarked to my physician how uncomfortable it must be to have someone drive on your Hershey Highway.

He said the anal muscles become relaxed after a sequence of repeated penetrations and it becomes easier. He also said over time many 'wide receivers' develop a condition known as 'Gay Bowel Syndrome' wherein not only do the anal muscles become flabby, but Rectal bleeding and incontinence are all too common side effects.

I guess a round peg doesn't always go into a round hole. :D
What an odd thing to remark to your doctor - he probably thought you were just asking 'for a friend'.

Don't worry - your little secret is safe here in the 'buggery'-tolerant AH. ;)
 
If you're going to be anal (har har) about the original meaning of the word "gay", how about not messing up the original meaning of the word "sodomy"?

Sodomy n. Any of various forms of sexual intercourse held to be unnatural or abnormal, especially anal intercourse or bestiality.

American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language. Fourth Edition 2009

Seems pretty clear to me. :D

Update:

The Random House Dictionary 2010 Edition defines Sodomy as:

1. Anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex.

2. Copulation with a member of the same sex.

3. Bestiality

So Sodomy's anal or oral sex with the opposite or the same sex and sex with animals.

And to close, a joke:

Q. What do Gay men call hemorrhoids?

A. Speed bumps.
 
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What an odd thing to remark to your doctor - he probably thought you were just asking 'for a friend'.

Don't worry - your little secret is safe here in the 'buggery'-tolerant AH. ;)

Sounds to me like TE999 was propositioning his doctor. Amicus is going to be jealous, I think.
 
Do it olf friend

Thank you Tom, I won't. Actually thinking of a series of threads concerning Ludwig Von Mises and Bastiat, maybe Hazlit also to show the idiots the relationship between human freedom and a free market.

It would be a waste of my time for most, but everytime I do a series, a few understand and even express appreciation.

Best wishes for you and yours...

Amicus
We need such a string or two with von Mises, Hayek, Rothbard etc. We can intelligently put Keynesenism and the Chicago School to rest.
 
We need such a string or two with von Mises, Hayek, Rothbard etc. We can intelligently put Keynesenism and the Chicago School to rest.

Good luck convincing this clutch of Socialists...they've drunk deep from the pitcher of Keynesian Kool-Aid and found it good. :D
 
Since Ami is already such an anal pain in the ass, this thread seems a fitting tribute.:rolleyes::D
 
Must be that ramrod you got up there - try using lube, that's what it's for.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maternal_death

A stick up the ass would cause more hemorrhoids than anal sex. It's just an intuitive observation, with no links.

The link between anal sex and ass cancer has been long established. Ass cancer makes hemorrhoids look like skin-covered veins that have ballooned and appear blue.

Even so, no one has yet been discouraged by the threat of either.
 
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