The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I forgot to pack the camera for the interesting parts.

I put in a morning hang/bend over.

and then you're on the road again.

I put in a little side road where we run out of gas...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and then you're on the road again.

I put in a little side road where we run out of gas...

and, we have to kill some time creatively waiting for the tow truck to arrive.

I put in a nude day close call.

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and, we have to kill some time creatively waiting for the tow truck to arrive.

I put in a nude day close call.

and a nude day is always a good day isn't it?

I put in a fresh batch of margarita's complete with little umbrella's..

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and a nude day is always a good day isn't it?

I put in a fresh batch of margarita's complete with little umbrella's..

and the rains come, leaving us all soaked, but, mercifully, the little umbrellas protected the margaritas.

I put in a wet t-shirtless contest...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the rains come, leaving us all soaked, but, mercifully, the little umbrellas protected the margaritas.

I put in a wet t-shirtless contest...

and, it's not only the t-shirts that were wet and removed.

I put in a very excited line up of judges.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, it's not only the t-shirts that were wet and removed.

I put in a very excited line up of judges.

and they get all wet just looking.

I put in a post-contest victory orgy...oops, sorry, I meant 'party'...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and they get all wet just looking.

I put in a post-contest victory orgy...oops, sorry, I meant 'party'...

and, you hear the hostess say, "Narratore, party of sex, I mean, party of six, you can take your grope to the back room, I mean, you can take your group to the room in the back. Enjoy the appetizers."

I put in a course of simple pleasures.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you hear the hostess say, "Narratore, party of sex, I mean, party of six, you can take your grope to the back room, I mean, you can take your group to the room in the back. Enjoy the appetizers."

I put in a course of simple pleasures.

and each dish delights the gourmet.

I put in an assortment of herbs and spices...

 

[Handley_Page]

and each dish delights the gourmet.

I put in an assortment of herbs and spices...

ever one causing the Chef to drool appreciatively as he creates another masterpiece.


I put in a bucket of sea salt.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

ever one causing the Chef to drool appreciatively as he creates another masterpiece.


I put in a bucket of sea salt.

and Augustine's angel pours the whole ocean into the pail.

I put in a rich man, a camel, and a needle...

 

[Austin8]

and Augustine's angel pours the whole ocean into the pail.

I put in a rich man, a camel, and a needle...

and you get a hand sewn camel hide first base-mans glove

I put in a rain delay, and a tarp across the infield

 

[kimbalee]

and you get a hand sewn camel hide first base-mans glove

I put in a rain delay, and a tarp across the infield

... and a couple sneaks under it when no one is looking.

I put in a referee calling, "You're safe!"

 

[Austin8]

... and a couple sneaks under it when no one is looking.

I put in a referee calling, "You're safe!"

Lol, and you get a third base UMPIRE looking at you with his mad face! Hahaha!

I put in a home plate Ump calling, "Cutey! Your Out!"

 

[kimbalee]

Lol, and you get a third base UMPIRE looking at you with his mad face! Hahaha!

I put in a home plate Ump calling, "Cutey! Your Out!"

and you get an ump holding his rump when I kick him in the ass.

I put in some peanuts and cracker jack...

 

[Austin8]

and you get an ump holding his rump when I kick him in the ass.

I put in some peanuts and cracker jack...

Hahaha!watch it ump, cutey means biziness!

I put in a little plastic yorkie dog, from the cracker jacks box

 

[Noor]

Hahaha!watch it ump, cutey means biziness!

I put in a little plastic yorkie dog, from the cracker jacks box

and you get a red plaid scarf

I put in a pair of rose colored glasses

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a red plaid scarf

I put in a pair of rose colored glasses

and, you see trees of green... red roses, too... and you think to yourself... what a wonderful world.

I put in a beautiful day for U 2.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you see trees of green... red roses, too... and you think to yourself... what a wonderful world.

I put in a beautiful day for U 2.

and you get a lawyer offering to work pro Bono.

I put in a secret high altitude spying mission...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a lawyer offering to work pro Bono.

I put in a secret high altitude spying mission...

and the sounds of the Dragon Lady are heard for miles. . . .

I put in a really aggressive bronchial cough.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the sounds of the Dragon Lady are heard for miles. . . .

I put in a really aggressive bronchial cough.

and, you are going to get quarantined for a week to ten days in the next rocket going to the moon. Bye bye. See ya. Have fun!

I put in a peaceful night's rest for everyone!

 

[Austin8]

and, you are going to get quarantined for a week to ten days in the next rocket going to the moon. Bye bye. See ya. Have fun!

I put in a peaceful night's rest for everyone!

and you get yowling cats outside your window at 3 am

I put in a tractor tire tube

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get yowling cats outside your window at 3 am

I put in a tractor tire tube

which gets seized by the Elf N Safety folk as a danger to swimming.


I put in a No 4 Hammer

 

[Noor]

and you get yowling cats outside your window at 3 am

I put in a tractor tire tube

and you get a lazy river to ride down

I put in a medication not covered by insurance

 

[Austin8]

and you get a lazy river to ride down

I put in a medication not covered by insurance

and you realize you dont need the drugs anyway

I put in a 36" turf lute

 

[Handley_Page]

and you realize you dont need the drugs anyway

I put in a 36" turf lute

and the sound of the lute can be heard all over the garden.


I put in a few "ear tree" seeds.