The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you can see that lady in red standing on the corner so much better, now.

I put in a lamp post.

and La Dietrich appears beneath it, singing Lili Marlene.

I put in an encore of Sei lieb zu mir...

 

[Austin8]

and La Dietrich appears beneath it, singing Lili Marlene.

I put in an encore of Sei lieb zu mir...

and your slurred speech is a classic sign of a neurological abnormality

I put in a hairy little dog, missin an ear, answers to the name Lucky!

 

[Handley_Page]

and your slurred speech is a classic sign of a neurological abnormality

I put in a hairy little dog, missin an ear, answers to the name Lucky!

and Lucky runs away to hide.

I put in a concrete cap for that bloody oil well.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and Lucky runs away to hide.

I put in a concrete cap for that bloody oil well.

and the crude still seems to keep coming out.

I put in a tear for my favourite beaches...

 

[Austin8]

and the crude still seems to keep coming out.

I put in a tear for my favourite beaches...

and the saline returns order to the water

I put in a never-kink 100' garden hose

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the crude still seems to keep coming out.

I put in a tear for my favourite beaches...

and, the fish, the foul, and the flowers cry with you.

I put in a giant bottle of Dawn!

I'm slow....


and, I wrap it up neatly in a circle and save the kinky stuff for the bedroom

I put in pink bra.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, the fish, the foul, and the flowers cry with you.

I put in a giant bottle of Dawn!

I'm slow....


and, I wrap it up neatly in a circle and save the kinky stuff for the bedroom

I put in pink bra.

and it gets filled with flowers.

I put in a florist's shears...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it gets filled with flowers.

I put in a florist's shears...

and, she cuts the flower down to make a boutoniere for your--collarbone.

I put in a snazzy wedding invitation.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, she cuts the flower down to make a boutoniere for your--collarbone.

I put in a snazzy wedding invitation.

and you get back these pictures

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=702114


I put in a toast to the lucky couple...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get back these pictures

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=702114


I put in a toast to the lucky couple...

and, I can see they have their glasses ready for it.

I put in a blue garter.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I can see they have their glasses ready for it.

I put in a blue garter.

and the Best Man catches it...before the Bride takes it off.

I put in a very interesting wedding reception...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the Best Man catches it...before the Bride takes it off.

I put in a very interesting wedding reception...

And, the bride throw the bouquet.

I put in look of shock.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, the bride throw the bouquet.

I put in look of shock.

and the naked Bridesmaids wonder what's upset you.

I put in some eager Groomsmen...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the naked Bridesmaids wonder what's upset you.

I put in some eager Groomsmen...

and, the Electric Slide zaps them back to reality.

I put in small piece of wedding cake for under your pillow.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, the Electric Slide zaps them back to reality.

I put in small piece of wedding cake for under your pillow.

and it's quite a mess when I flip the pillow to get the cool side.

I put in an extra load of laundry...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it's quite a mess when I flip the pillow to get the cool side.

I put in an extra load of laundry...

and, the upstairs maid has no problems with everything between the sheets.

I put in a feather duster.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, the upstairs maid has no problems with everything between the sheets.

I put in a feather duster.

and you get tickled unmercifully with it.

I put in a helplessly laughing woman...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get tickled unmercifully with it.

I put in a helplessly laughing woman...

and, you get a smile from here to west of the river.

I put in a white flag.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you get a smile from here to west of the river.

I put in a white flag.

and your unconditional surrender is accepted.

I put in a very eager occupier...

 

[Handley_Page]

and your unconditional surrender is accepted.

I put in a very eager occupier...

who slips quietly into the room


I put in a professional Brass Band

 

[YoursSINSerely]

who slips quietly into the room


I put in a professional Brass Band

And, all of the tin soldiers stand at attention.

I put in a nutcracker.

 

[Handley_Page]

And, all of the tin soldiers stand at attention.

I put in a nutcracker.

and all the skaters do a waltz.

I put in a winning recipe for England in the World Cup
(and a fervent wish that Lewis does well at Montreal tomorrow.)

 

[kimbalee]

and all the skaters do a waltz.

I put in a winning recipe for England in the World Cup
(and a fervent wish that Lewis does well at Montreal tomorrow.)

and the machine wonders where to procure such ingredients as the recipe is calling for.

I put in a day of not cooking and calling for takeout...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the machine wonders where to procure such ingredients as the recipe is calling for.

I put in a day of not cooking and calling for takeout...

and, the pizza delivery guy hangs out to collect his tip.

I put in a phone with a redial button on it.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, the pizza delivery guy hangs out to collect his tip.

I put in a phone with a redial button on it.

but all you hear is the "Engaged" tone.


I put in a new telephone exchange