The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

and the sound of the lute can be heard all over the garden.


I put in a few "ear tree" seeds.

and you find yourself in an unexpected huanacaxtle forest replete with naked Aztec maidens.

I put in the call of the Quetzl...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you find yourself in an unexpected huanacaxtle forest replete with naked Aztec maidens.

I put in the call of the Quetzl...

and all the pretty maidens vanish.

I put in a roman flagstone

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and all the pretty maidens vanish.

I put in a roman flagstone

and it's far too dense and heavy to flutter in the breeze.

I put in a Union, Jack...

 

[Handley_Page]

and it's far too dense and heavy to flutter in the breeze.

I put in a Union, Jack...

And there's a Grand Jury to adjudicate on the Elections (and my name is not Jack).


I put in a do-it-yourself 20' brick wall.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And there's a Grand Jury to adjudicate on the Elections (and my name is not Jack).


I put in a do-it-yourself 20' brick wall.

and it goes unbuilt because the pieces aren't numbered to ensure proper assembly.

I put in a mortar...

 

[Handley_Page]

and it goes unbuilt because the pieces aren't numbered to ensure proper assembly.

I put in a mortar...

and it lands on the pile of bricks.


I put in the Instructions.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and it lands on the pile of bricks.


I put in the Instructions.

and they arrive too late; the mortar has already set on the pile of bricks.

I put in a masterpiece of abstract expressionist installation art...

 

[Handley_Page]

and they arrive too late; the mortar has already set on the pile of bricks.

I put in a masterpiece of abstract expressionist installation art...

it scored four out of ten in the kindergarten playgroup competition.

I put in a 50 foot aerial mast.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

it scored four out of ten in the kindergarten playgroup competition.

I put in a 50 foot aerial mast.

and, that's a mast-er-piece to be proud of.

I put in a big box of wind blowing east of the river.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, that's a mast-er-piece to be proud of.

I put in a big box of wind blowing east of the river.

And it blows the smell of oil onto the land.


I put in a large thermite bomb

 

[YoursSINSerely]

And it blows the smell of oil onto the land.


I put in a large thermite bomb

and, I give you the match and say, "Get er done!"

I put in a rainbow in the sky instead of the one floating on the water.

 

[Austin8]

and, I give you the match and say, "Get er done!"

I put in a rainbow in the sky instead of the one floating on the water.

and shit! I kicked my gas can over, and it all ran into the river!

I put in a leaky outboard boat motor

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and shit! I kicked my gas can over, and it all ran into the river!

I put in a leaky outboard boat motor

And, I can't say it three times fast. Put a plug in it!

I put in a teeny tiny toy boat.

 

[Austin8]

And, I can't say it three times fast. Put a plug in it!

I put in a teeny tiny toy boat.

now Bar, how am I supposed to fish outta that!

I put in a big chaw of chew

 

[YoursSINSerely]

now Bar, how am I supposed to fish outta that!

I put in a big chaw of chew

and, you enter the smoke-free zone, but it ends up costing you big bucks.

I put in a five-point rack.

 

[Austin8]

and, you enter the smoke-free zone, but it ends up costing you big bucks.

I put in a five-point rack.

and the young buck prances into the trees

I put in an old moss back (that could describe an old buck that has eluded the hunter, or many men that post on this site.) : D

 

[Handley_Page]

and the young buck prances into the trees

I put in an old moss back (that could describe an old buck that has eluded the hunter, or many men that post on this site.) : D

and the moss gets just everywhere.

I put in the Copper Sulphate

 

[Austin8]

and the moss gets just everywhere.

I put in the Copper Sulphate

and the slugs and snail hi-tail it outta here

I put in a ticket to Omaha (college baseball world series)

 

[Handley_Page]

and the slugs and snail hi-tail it outta here

I put in a ticket to Omaha (college baseball world series)

[what does that mean ? ]


and among the sites of interest is a USAF base. . .


I put in a F111 going full bore

 

[Austin8]

[what does that mean ? ]


and among the sites of interest is a USAF base. . .


I put in a F111 going full bore

Omaha Nebraska, Home of the college baseball world series played every year at Rosenblatt stadium


I put in a caterpillar 994D

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Omaha Nebraska, Home of the college baseball world series played every year at Rosenblatt stadium


I put in a caterpillar 994D

and, it eats it's way through all of the trees.

I put in a new black top.

 

[Austin8]

and, it eats it's way through all of the trees.

I put in a new black top.

and you get a new pair of Chuck Taylor's

I put in a stripped jam nut

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a new pair of Chuck Taylor's

I put in a stripped jam nut

and, you get the latest edition of How to Screw Properly.

I put in an air gun with less torque than you want.

 

[Ausus_girl13]

and, you get the latest edition of How to Screw Properly.

I put in an air gun with less torque than you want.

And you get a little kickback.

I put in a dark night with the city lights blazing.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

And you get a little kickback.

I put in a dark night with the city lights blazing.

and, you can see that lady in red standing on the corner so much better, now.

I put in a lamp post.