The end of an era for me - but at least I got rid of the fuckturd who'd replace me

[KRCummings]

Do you guys ever wonder why no one ever envies you?

I just figured it was because I didn't have a penis.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

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Okay now why would anyone want to be you?

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I just figured it was because I didn't have a penis.

I found Le J's critiques on his other site. He's a hardcore...something or other, but it has to do with "the unborn" (not babies).

Here's a sample critique:

Re: Eka's Portal Writing Group - June 2009 - All Submissions In

Postby Jacquelope » Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:32 pm

This is my critique of Shadow_Walker's B.L.A.N.D.:

Okay, so the foxes are actually avatars into which two human minds have been virtually put for the purposes of this experiment? The real humans are actually somewhere else? And I guess I can see their lack of utterly violent shock and awe at waking up and realizing they're animals, considering they don't even remember their names. It's a stretch but I can see that happening.

What I can't get is how quickly the male somehow realized the female needed to eat him, and how she came around to accepting this. Even with her stomach growling so painfully, it just didn't make sense. To make this work, I'm left to assume that maybe the computers A, C and D (and maybe the human, B) put them up to this, which would coincide with the discussion about free will, and all that?

Oh and their emotions ... it seemed so... bland. (Yeah, I know, flog me for that one!) Of course, I can understand that, too, considering you might have been trying to squeeze this into as close to 2000 words as possible. The problem is I didn't see any justifiable progression from the vixen being hungry as heck and the male fox offering himself to her and her accepting. She should have started out ubersquicked by the idea; I mean, even foxes don't eat foxes. (What do foxes eat anyways?)

Now, the post vore discussion between the computers reminded me of the start of a debate I would have walked out of at the outset. Server A was acting close-minded from the start, and C, well, that hypocrite was one that I wanted to hit with an EMP. As for revealing holes? IMHO, B was driving aircraft carriers through the gaps in their thinking. Sideways. D was the only one that seemed to be totally impartial. This part of your story was actually far more interesting to me.


Shadow_Walker: I am not sure whether to suggest that you should make the vixen more disgusted about swallowing the male and break down her objections by slow, logical or emotional progression, or to suggest that you explain a little more about how the computers forced this to happen. I kinda feel dumb because I'm at a loss as to the full premise of the story.

 

[KRCummings]

I found Le J's critiques on his other site. He's a hardcore...something or other, but it has to do with "the unborn" (not babies).

Here's a sample critique:

Re: Eka's Portal Writing Group - June 2009 - All Submissions In

Postby Jacquelope » Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:32 pm

This is my critique of Shadow_Walker's B.L.A.N.D.:

Okay, so the foxes are actually avatars into which two human minds have been virtually put for the purposes of this experiment? The real humans are actually somewhere else? And I guess I can see their lack of utterly violent shock and awe at waking up and realizing they're animals, considering they don't even remember their names. It's a stretch but I can see that happening.

What I can't get is how quickly the male somehow realized the female needed to eat him, and how she came around to accepting this. Even with her stomach growling so painfully, it just didn't make sense. To make this work, I'm left to assume that maybe the computers A, C and D (and maybe the human, B) put them up to this, which would coincide with the discussion about free will, and all that?

Oh and their emotions ... it seemed so... bland. (Yeah, I know, flog me for that one!) Of course, I can understand that, too, considering you might have been trying to squeeze this into as close to 2000 words as possible. The problem is I didn't see any justifiable progression from the vixen being hungry as heck and the male fox offering himself to her and her accepting. She should have started out ubersquicked by the idea; I mean, even foxes don't eat foxes. (What do foxes eat anyways?)

Now, the post vore discussion between the computers reminded me of the start of a debate I would have walked out of at the outset. Server A was acting close-minded from the start, and C, well, that hypocrite was one that I wanted to hit with an EMP. As for revealing holes? IMHO, B was driving aircraft carriers through the gaps in their thinking. Sideways. D was the only one that seemed to be totally impartial. This part of your story was actually far more interesting to me.


Shadow_Walker: I am not sure whether to suggest that you should make the vixen more disgusted about swallowing the male and break down her objections by slow, logical or emotional progression, or to suggest that you explain a little more about how the computers forced this to happen. I kinda feel dumb because I'm at a loss as to the full premise of the story.

That's some serious geek there.
People who pack heat and aren't afraid to use it do not write shit like that.

 

[JustSkye]

Lack of sex is making you cranky.

Bend over.

am I coming across bitchy again?

 

[Nott]

am I coming across bitchy again?

Yeah, and it's giving me a chub.

Bend over.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Just because YOUR life is fake, pathetic and uneventful, doesn't mean I'm down at your level.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

That's some serious geek there.
People who pack heat and aren't afraid to use it do not write shit like that.

Yeah, it's some kind of "vore" fantasy thing. I have no idea what that is. It's him though--he posts about the data center, getting fired, the wife's office. Nothing about kids. It's free to register. Obviously, I did.

He's what I've always thought: a 20- or maybe 30-odd-year-old white dude with a white wife and a middle-level job at a middle-level place that lets him telecommute so he can indulge his RPG habit. All the rest is one more RPG.

ETA: Actually, he does mention kids.

 

[SelfReliance]

Yeah, it's some kind of "vore" fantasy thing. I have no idea what that is. It's him though--he posts about the data center, getting fired, the wife's office. Nothing about kids. It's free to register. Obviously, I did.

He's what I've always thought: a 20- or maybe 30-odd-year-old white dude with a white wife and a middle-level job at a middle-level place that lets him telecommute so he can indulge his RPG habit. All the rest is one more RPG.

hahaha

the irony.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You guys ever heard of a place called Eka's Portal?

If you think I'm anything nearly as bad or stupid a person as you are, then c'mon over.

Warning, though, you'll have to hold your grudges against me and keep your Literotica drama to yourself - or your ass will get kicked the fuck off. The people there are about your age or younger but they're more mature than you, well behaved, well mannered, talented, and they won't tolerate your bullshit for ten seconds.

Bets are you'll be intellectually bested by someone there in about 5 posts.

 

[Worm]

You are a hero.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You can even try tangling with me on tribe.net. I'm The L to the T on there.

Once again, you'll probably get your ass handed to you intellectually there in a hurry, and your trip will get cut real short when you start copping attitude.

 

[KRCummings]

Yeah, it's some kind of "vore" fantasy thing. I have no idea what that is. It's him though--he posts about the data center, getting fired, the wife's office. Nothing about kids. It's free to register. Obviously, I did.

He's what I've always thought: a 20- or maybe 30-odd-year-old white dude with a white wife and a middle-level job at a middle-level place that lets him telecommute so he can indulge his RPG habit. All the rest is one more RPG.

I can maybe believe he's black. I get the feeling he's not faking that so much as exaggerating it. You could be right though.
Totally agree with the rest. It's pretty much how I've always seen him.

 

[Luk]

Why hasn't it written any stories in several months? I mean, it is a huge part of its sigline.

 

[Luk]

You guys ever heard of a place called Eka's Portal?

If you think I'm anything nearly as bad or stupid a person as you are, then c'mon over.

Warning, though, you'll have to hold your grudges against me and keep your Literotica drama to yourself - or your ass will get kicked the fuck off. The people there are about your age or younger but they're more mature than you, well behaved, well mannered, talented, and they won't tolerate your bullshit for ten seconds.

Bets are you'll be intellectually bested by someone there in about 5 posts.

Reported for spam.

 

[KRCummings]

Reported for spam.

Did you check it out? It's lame.

 

[Luk]

Did you check it out? It's lame.

Purple isn't really my color. It looks like a crayola box threw up on my monitor.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

LOL and of course you know I don't expect to see you show up in either venue. I'm sure you're gonna browse those sites now and feel belittled just reading their posts.

No one hurls racial slurs on either site nor do they threaten to cut your tongue out. It probably looks like an alien world to you. An adult world! OMG! It's the mungos! Hide!1!!#1!!!!!

 

[Worm]

As much time as you spend here seriously you have time for two more forums plus your kids your job your wife's work and shooting dogs while asking people to send your bullets to kill niggers. Wowzers.

 

[Luk]

LOL and of course you know I don't expect to see you show up in either venue. I'm sure you're gonna browse those sites now and feel belittled just reading their posts.

No one hurls racial slurs on either site nor do they threaten to cut your tongue out. It probably looks like an alien world to you. An adult world! OMG! It's the mungos! Hide!1!!#1!!!!!

Further proof you read every post.

 

[KRCummings]

Purple isn't really my color. It looks like a crayola box threw up on my monitor.

Yeah, it's a poor design. The whole site is poorly done.
I toured around a little and it's lame as all hell. If there are any intellectuals there I sure didn't see them.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I can maybe believe he's black. I get the feeling he's not faking that so much as exaggerating it. You could be right though.
Totally agree with the rest. It's pretty much how I've always seen him.

There's been enough consistency in other elements that I can believe there is a data center, a wife's business, maybe kids. Maybe black, maybe white, how are we to know online? The rest is (obvious) fiction. I've always gotten the feeling that this was his first job that paid real money, which, to me, made him young.

What I noticed on that geeked out site was how, without all the bluster and with some humility, he's OK. Just a garden-variety RPG-er, which is to say, a little creepy, but harmless. There can't be much return in being how he is on Lit. I wonder what the motivation is?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

And I know you fuckers won't follow me because you can't start shit like you do here.

On Eka's or Tribe, I won't need to kick your face in the mud - you'll probably be banned by a mod before I come back and see your threats, racial slurs, namecalling, etc.

You have a habit of starting shit here and then crying foul when I kick you back. Won't happen there. Your "free speech" rights will just mysteriously disappear. LOL.

 

[Worm]

And I know you fuckers won't follow me because you can't start shit like you do here.

On Eka's or Tribe, I won't need to kick your face in the mud - you'll probably be banned by a mod before I come back and see your threats, racial slurs, namecalling, etc.

You have a habit of starting shit here and then crying foul when I kick you back. Won't happen there. Your "free speech" rights will just mysteriously disappear. LOL.

You are right of course. You won the argument. You always do.

 

[Javagirl2008]

LT is a white chick