The end of an era for me - but at least I got rid of the fuckturd who'd replace me

[Le Jacquelope]

Okay so my boss DOES want to get into the Property and Casualty business, which puts me into conflict of interest because of my wife's business where I'm a partner. He's already got an insurance guy starting work first of July.

I anticipated this a while back and I knew my second in charge was a dickhead toward his employees, and he wanted to cancel the tech school I helped establish. So I flatly eliminated his position and said we didn't need a manager between the shift supervisors, floor manager and the tech services manager (me). Too many damned layers. Boss loved it. Showed the idiot the door and shoved him out into that cold hard economy face-first, with a wave and a smile. Of course potentially it meant more work for me but I feared he was going to call me in soon and say exactly what he said today.

So as of sometime in July I'm out, and working with my wife, and one of the managers I mentored is now training for my job. No asshole is taking my spot.

On one hand that's almost half our income out the window - on the other hand I'm a partner in our insurance business and we can just bring in more customers, and 100% of all the money I've earned for almost 2 years has gone right into the bank and stayed untouched. That's a lotta interest accruing monthly.

Still, that desert island will have to go on layaway.

Oh wait, what desert island? Sillyme. I just want a bigger home theater. IMAX sized. And I can't get that no matter how much cash I have.

 

[phrodeau]

So you're going to be posting here even more often?

 

[Ham Murabi]

No asshole is taking my spot.

I guess your employers learned their lesson.

 

[Ham Murabi]

LT, I just noticed your new avatar. That's a very flattering picture of your wife.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Does this mean no second house for the in-laws?

You should consider a career change, again. I recommend Janitorial Engineer. I also hear NASA needs a grounds keeper on the moon to sell insurance to orbiters and satellite owners.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You trolls couldn't even get a job at McDonald's.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

You trolls couldn't even get a job at McDonald's.

So long as we do not use you as a reference.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Does this mean no second house for the in-laws?

I'm guessing he'll just raise their rent.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I'm guessing he'll just raise their rent.

I wonder if there is a pet deposit?

 

[Ham Murabi]

I wonder if there is a pet deposit?

For the porch monkeys?

 

[Image]

Is this just a long winded outburst to say you were fired?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Hey Image - shouldn't you be out calling some black woman a "whore for the white man"?

You might get one hell of a well needed face-lift.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Is this just a long winded outburst to say you were fired?

It's more likely that his employer found out that he was using the internet access they were providing for downloading and distributing massive amounts of porn on thier dime and fired his ass than the scenario he's put forward here.

Then again, they probably just had to cut back on janitorial staff at the credit union and he was being overpaid.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Is this just a long winded outburst to say you were fired?

*nods*
The only reason they let him stay until July is so he can buy one more catered lunch for the executives.

 

[Luk]

Self fulfilling prophecy.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=657382

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You guys are way too funny.

I make more money per month than all of you have made in your whole lives

combined.


I'm like Alaska. They cut me in half in July and I'm still larger in stature than the next biggest guy on this block.

Although I could be working at Wal Mart and still be better off than you.


No wonder you're wishing I was down at your level. I could leave a hell of a crater from the impact of a fall like that!

So keep yapping, Lilliputians, but remember - you'll always be less of a person than me. Always. No matter what you say.

 

[Aponivi]

Getting fired ~sucks~ no matter how you try to spin it.

Hope things work out.

 

[SelfReliance]

You guys are way too funny.

I make less money per month than all of you have made in your whole lives

any of you.


I'm like Rhode island if They cut me in half in July and I'm still smaller in cocksize than the next smallest pissant in the anthill.

Although I was working at Wal Mart i still give better .99 cent blowjobs than you.


No wonder you're wishing I was down on you. I leave a hell of a crater from falling off of the couch!

So keep telling it as it is, superiors, but remember - you'll always be more of a person than me. Always. No matter what i say.

you had a couple typos


had to fix them for you

 

[Image]

I make more money per month than all of you have made in your whole lives combined.

Not anymore

 

[Ham Murabi]

Now I get it. You are so valuable to your company they are throwing your ass out on the street.
Makes sense.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Getting fired ~sucks~ no matter how you try to spin it.

Hope things work out.

Actually, the boss gave me an ultimatum and I decided to walk. He has an insurance business and my wife has one as well, so that makes us competitors. It's a standard conflict of interest issue. I was lucky that I saw it coming and kicked out the jerk that would have taken my place ahead of time.

Now, it would SUCK if we sacrificed our successful insurance business in favor of this.

We saved all my earnings for a long time knowing this guy was looking at his own insurance business. Insurance kicks ass as a business if you don't get tangled up in mortgage backed securities or risky investments, which brokerages don't get into, so I can see why my boss is getting into that. If you're a community bank you're an idiot not to sell insurance to your mortgagors and car loan holders and anyone else you can rope in, and collect a commish.

If we didn't make a dime from this point on we'd be just fine for years, but my wife has a successful insurance business. We'll never not be at the highest tax percentile.

No need to worry about me, I get to go scout for more talent for my own business now.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I am inferior to Le Jacquelope so I have to make a lot of noise and yap like a chihuahua. Thank God he's too far away to step on me!

Fixed for accuracy.

 

[SelfReliance]

you were entirely accurate

i am glad you can accept your inadequacies

 

[Aponivi]

It may push your s.collector "break even point" a little further out.



~~

 

[Le Jacquelope]

i have far too many inadequacies to count.

Just to get on your nerves and make you dance and respond to me some more:


You guys are way too funny.

I make more money per month than all of you have made in your whole lives

combined.


I'm like Alaska. They cut me in half in July and I'm still larger in stature than the next biggest guy on this block.

Although I could be working at Wal Mart and still be better off than you.


No wonder you're wishing I was down at your level. I could leave a hell of a crater from the impact of a fall like that!

So keep yapping, Lilliputians, but remember - you'll always be less of a person than me. Always. No matter what you say.