You will never believe what she said about you

[annaswirls]

Seriously. It was horrible. Are you going to sit there and take it?

I mean it is one thing to dispute a philosophy, but your moral standards?

Her argument focused on all of the differences you have-- fundamental differences-- taste in music, sexual preference, style of critique. I mean really, who would choose Memphis dry rub ribs?

And then um I think she dissed your boyfriend, or was it your girl friend? It is hard to tell sometimes.

And then, um.... fuck I am no good at poop stirring imaginary poop.

But if y'all want to fight, it might make things more interesting around here.

 

[annaswirls]

http://nefariouslabs.r30.net/Dead%20Horse.jpg

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Seriously. It was horrible. Are you going to sit there and take it?

I mean it is one thing to dispute a philosophy, but your moral standards?

Her argument focused on all of the differences you have-- fundamental differences-- taste in music, sexual preference, style of critique. I mean really, who would choose Memphis dry rub ribs?

And then um I think she dissed your boyfriend, or was it your girl friend? It is hard to tell sometimes.

And then, um.... fuck I am no good at poop stirring imaginary poop.

But if y'all want to fight, it might make things more interesting around here.

Why am I not surprised she always was a two-faced cow, one thing upfront and then bending whichever ear would listen behind the scenes. Don't know she's even got moral standards (bizarre standards more like ..... the things I've learnt from her rantings well!!!! would make a hooker blush!) Tell you one thing, though I'd rather you didn't pass it on ... well about her dissing my fella .... did you know *whisper whisper* trés kinky eh? Shocked him to the core me too of course

 

[Liar]

You must be confusing me with someone else. I don't have any standards, taste, sex, style or boy/girlfriend.

 

[WickedEve]

http://nefariouslabs.r30.net/Dead%20Horse.jpg

I like his head.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I like his head.

set into a stool?

 

[bogusagain]

I like his head.

That's because you like being talked about.

Shit, it's too late or too early. I need a whiskey and some other vice.

 

[WickedEve]

That's because you like being talked about.

Yes, yes I do.

 

[The_Fool]

Eve never met a dildo head she didn't like until she broke it. Then she bemoaned her state and how that dildo left her feeling unfulfilled.

 

[Epmd607]

But if y'all want to fight, it might make things more interesting around here.

She's a good girl, loves her mama, loves jesus and america too.

 

[annaswirls]

Why am I not surprised she always was a two-faced cow, one thing upfront and then bending whichever ear would listen behind the scenes. Don't know she's even got moral standards (bizarre standards more like ..... the things I've learnt from her rantings well!!!! would make a hooker blush!) Tell you one thing, though I'd rather you didn't pass it on ... well about her dissing my fella .... did you know *whisper whisper* trés kinky eh? Shocked him to the core me too of course

please do not insult cows.

 

[annaswirls]

You must be confusing me with someone else. I don't have any standards, taste, sex, style or boy/girlfriend.

au contraire, you are delicious. your boy/girlfriend told me

 

[annaswirls]

I like his head.

hey you are too agreeable, I wanted to fight.

I got my rock moves

 

[annaswirls]

She's a good girl, loves her mama, loves jesus and america too.

there's a freeway runnin through the yard

you got a problem with Petty?

 

[Tzara]

She's a good girl, loves her mama, loves jesus and america too.

Well, she was an American girl, raised on promises.

 

[annaswirls]

Well, she was an American girl, raised on promises.

um hello dude, wrong decade

Honey don't walk out I'm too drunk to follow
You know you won't feel this way tomorrow

 

[Tzara]

um hello dude, wrong decade

Sez who?

The musical taste of ten year-olds is unlikely to be very reliable.

 

[annaswirls]

Sez who?

The musical taste of ten year-olds is unlikely to be very reliable.

I beg your pardon? Mine loves KidzBop. Great taste! Less filling.

and I just meant you were off a decade in the lyrics quote, just you know, causin trouble. I am not good at causing trouble unless it is unintentional

 

[WickedEve]

Eve never met a dildo head she didn't like until she broke it. Then she bemoaned her state and how that dildo left her feeling unfulfilled.

Hey, Fool, has anyone ever told you that you're head is shaped like a... never mind.

 

[annaswirls]

Hey, Fool, has anyone ever told you that you're head is shaped like a... never mind.

pssst that is a cigar

 

[Tzara]

I beg your pardon? Mine loves KidzBop. Great taste! Less filling.

Perhaps I should have said "worthy of note." Children's taste in music, unless the kid's name is Wolfgang Amadeus, is notoriously cruddy.

I mean, the first album I ever bought (I was 13 and a juvenile and not wholly responsible for my actions) was the fabulous Paul Revere and the Raiders.

Yeah. That one bore the test of time.

Hey, before y'all get too contemptuous, just think about how those girls in the fringey things might be your Mom, kids. Or Aunt Alice.

And don't Dad look cute in tights.

and I just meant you were off a decade in the lyrics quote, just you know, causin trouble. I am not good at causing trouble unless it is unintentional

And I just meant to follow up Epmd607's quote with a semantically appropriate Petty quote and then tweak you about being too young to know the song I was quoting.

Why I should be disputing this with you is a puzzle. Epmd is young enough that I should card him to see if he's old enough to quoting Tom Petty, (though, oddly, I don't fuss at him citing Pound or Eliot) even though that might open me to being carded for quoting Cicero or something. Or Pound. Or Eliot.

Not that I do. Intelligently, anyway.

I don't understand this thread. Am I supposed to fight with you? That seems somehow like inefficient use of resources or something.

 

[Liar]

au contraire, you are delicious. your boy/girlfriend told me

Which one of them?

 

[annaswirls]

Perhaps I should have said "worthy of note." Children's taste in music, unless the kid's name is Wolfgang Amadeus, is notoriously cruddy.

hmmm I think I need to have another baby. I kind of like that name. Wolfie.

Pronounced Volfie

I mean, the first album I ever bought (I was 13 and a juvenile and not wholly responsible for my actions) was the fabulous Paul Revere and the Raiders.

Yeah. That one bore the test of time.


Hmmm I think the first one I bought was Bobby Sherman.


Hey, before y'all get too contemptuous, just think about how those girls in the fringey things might be your Mom, kids. Or Aunt Alice.

oh good lord I thought you said fridgie things. like, you know, in plastic bags. I just watched the X-Files movie.

And don't Dad look cute in tights.

Yes.


And I just meant to follow up Epmd607's quote with a semantically appropriate Petty quote and then tweak you about being too young to know the song I was quoting.

I am old. I forgot to send a memo. Tom Petty is dreamy. I remember him at Live Aid singing Born a Rebel I just melted purring and my mother said "I love you Tom, please kiss me, my tonsils itch" making fun of his buck teeth.

Sigh


Why I should be disputing this with you is a puzzle. Epmd is young enough that I should card him to see if he's old enough to quoting Tom Petty, (though, oddly, I don't fuss at him citing Pound or Eliot) even though that might open me to being carded for quoting Cicero or something. Or Pound. Or Eliot.

Not that I do. Intelligently, anyway.

I don't understand this thread. Am I supposed to fight with you? That seems somehow like inefficient use of resources or something.

Inefficient, yes, but did you see, there were real live people here for about 10 minutes.

I think I am done fighting. Next time I will bring up midwives and public boob feeding or circumcision.

The big issues.

Big.

 

[annaswirls]

Which one of them?

oh I thought you were so with the times you had an all in one girl-boy friend. Keep things fresh.

I am pretty sure they all think you are delicious.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

please do not insult cows.

Two faced cows can look the udder way ........ yes I know shuddup Annie

Hey, Fool, has anyone ever told you that you're head is shaped like a... never mind.

Too wide even for you ? surely to goodness!

Inefficient, yes, but did you see, there were real live people here for about 10 minutes.

I think I am done fighting. Next time I will bring up midwives and public boob feeding or circumcision.

The big issues.

Big.

public circumcision? can I knit?