LIT CHALLENGE: Cloudy vs CharleyH

Mud wrestling with witty repartee between rounds, of course.


I'm not big on these either/or questions. I want to taste it all.

If I play referee, do I get to make adjustments on the bikinis (as long as the remain untattered?)
 
I'm taking my popcorn up to a higher part of the stadium. Should be a bit safer for the innocent spectator.
 
Mud wrestling with witty repartee between rounds, of course.


I'm not big on these either/or questions. I want to taste it all.

If I play referee, do I get to make adjustments on the bikinis (as long as the remain untattered?)
Actually, we need rules and a referee. What do you suggest for the terms of this challenge?
 
This should be an epic series of contests. I'm thinking 12 as a nod to the herculean personalities of both combatants.

1: Booty shaking ala Shakira and Pussy Cat Dolls
2: Q&A from a panel of judges
3: Unreal Tournament, Faces Map. First to 20 wins.
4: Paint Ball
5: Cook off, but more like Iron Chef. A menu built around a theme.
6: Standard Townhall Debate. Topic=Crunchy versus Creamy Peanut Butter.
7: Navigating a cornfield maze.
8: Obstacle course
9: 500 mile road race in identical cars
10: Risk. they each get to pick 2 other players to round out the board.
11: Make your Evening Gown competition
12: Naked Baby Oil twister, the spot of kings.

:devil:
 
Mud wrestle? Intellectual wrestle? Let the AH decide. :D

I'm not one who condones fighting, especially between two women, especially between two hot women. It's wrong on so many levels.

Now, intellectual wrestling is much more appealing to me. That's really something that I would find very interesting.

Only, I vote for mud wrestling.

"Hey, I'm no fool. Rip her clothes off! That's it, strip her naked!"
 
This should be an epic series of contests. I'm thinking 12 as a nod to the herculean personalities of both combatants.

1: Booty shaking ala Shakira and Pussy Cat Dolls
2: Q&A from a panel of judges
3: Unreal Tournament, Faces Map. First to 20 wins.
4: Paint Ball
5: Cook off, but more like Iron Chef. A menu built around a theme.
6: Standard Townhall Debate. Topic=Crunchy versus Creamy Peanut Butter.
7: Navigating a cornfield maze.
8: Obstacle course
9: 500 mile road race in identical cars
10: Risk. they each get to pick 2 other players to round out the board.
11: Make your Evening Gown competition
12: Naked Baby Oil twister, the spot of kings.

:devil:

Of course, you will be nominated in the next challenge, Sal.

Do me and my contender need to hash it out or do you folks want some real interesting stuff? Post some issues for us, some writing challenges. CHALLENGE US!
 
This should be an epic series of contests. I'm thinking 12 as a nod to the herculean personalities of both combatants.

1: Booty shaking ala Shakira and Pussy Cat Dolls, to Beethoven's Ninth.
2: Q&A from a panel of judges that once wrote to Penthouse Forum.
3: Strip Unreal Tournament, Faces Map. First to 20 wins.
4: Paint Ball, with acid-filled balls that affect only fabric
5: Cook off, but more like Iron Chef. A menu built around a theme. Aprons-only attire.
6: Standard Townhall Debate in Lingerie. Topic=Crunchy versus Creamy Peanut Butter.
7: Navigating a cornfield maze wearing a tied off dress shirt and Daisy Dukes.
8: Naked Obstacle course
9: 500 mile road race in identical cars. Loser must watch Smokey & The Bandit. Twice. And engage in a menage with Burt Reynolds and Sally Field.
10: Risk. They each get to pick 2 other players to round out the board. Winner supplies the drinks for the 3-Man competition with the dice that follows.
11: Make your Evening Gown out of transparent fabrics competition.
12: Naked Baby Oil twister, the sport of kings.

:devil:

Fixed Your Post. :D
 
I'm not one who condones fighting, especially between two women, especially between two hot women. It's wrong on so many levels.

Now, intellectual wrestling is much more appealing to me. That's really something that I would find very interesting.

Only, I vote for mud wrestling.

"Hey, I'm no fool. Rip her clothes off! That's it, strip her naked!"
Well, post some ideas BFW. Let's get this challenge going on!
 
This should be an epic series of contests. I'm thinking 12 as a nod to the herculean personalities of both combatants.

1: Booty shaking ala Shakira and Pussy Cat Dolls
2: Q&A from a panel of judges
3: Unreal Tournament, Faces Map. First to 20 wins.
4: Paint Ball
5: Cook off, but more like Iron Chef. A menu built around a theme.
6: Standard Townhall Debate. Topic=Crunchy versus Creamy Peanut Butter.
7: Navigating a cornfield maze.
8: Obstacle course
9: 500 mile road race in identical cars
10: Risk. they each get to pick 2 other players to round out the board.
11: Make your Evening Gown competition
12: Naked Baby Oil twister, the spot of kings.

:devil:

Actually, I know I could outdo Cloudy on cooking, Iron Chef style. She only has her Injun background and a whole lot of British influence in that (cough - hack)
 
Dear lord save us all.

I suppose its up to me to make sure they don't hurt themselves.

Ok, bitch slapping and verbal abuse is fine.....five minutes will be allowed for a cigarette/drink and adult diaper change.

At various intervals I will release a squirrel or a snake to serve as an interesting distraction....as well as tossing my pizza crusts at them.

T-shirts will be sold and all proceedes will benefit the "Webster's Home Of Retired Erotic Storytellers" or "WHORES"

:cool:
 
Cloudy calls Sunday for the start of the showdown. She calls Abs as moderator, I am fine with that . :D What shall the challenges be? I suddenly think I need a moderator on my behalf ... lol.
 
This should be an epic series of contests. I'm thinking 12 as a nod to the herculean personalities of both combatants.

1: Booty shaking ala Shakira and Pussy Cat Dolls
2: Q&A from a panel of judges
3: Unreal Tournament, Faces Map. First to 20 wins.
4: Paint Ball
5: Cook off, but more like Iron Chef. A menu built around a theme.
6: Standard Townhall Debate. Topic=Crunchy versus Creamy Peanut Butter.
7: Navigating a cornfield maze.
8: Obstacle course
9: 500 mile road race in identical cars
10: Risk. they each get to pick 2 other players to round out the board.
11: Make your Evening Gown competition
12: Naked Baby Oil twister, the spot of kings.

:devil:

1, 4, 7, and 9 are so in the bag for me. :D
 
Cloudy calls Sunday for the start of the showdown. She calls Abs as moderator, I am fine with that . :D What shall the challenges be? I suddenly think I need a moderator on my behalf ... lol.

First Round: SNAPS.....the "Your mama is so........" Mama can be substituted with body parts, clothing, writing skills and hair styles.
 

Smug, aren't we?

A follow up of QandA's will follow.

Round Two: The contestents will ask Lit member for articles of clothing via means of PM.
They will then comprise a list of what they have recieved and from whom.
In the course of collecting said items....they must resort to shameless begging and embarrasing stunts to gather what they need.

The bonus prize is a pair of Amicus's tighty whities and verification from Amicus that they were acquired by the rules.

Have fun gals.:cool:
 
Smug, aren't we?

A follow up of QandA's will follow.

Round Two: The contestents will ask Lit member for articles of clothing via means of PM.
They will then comprise a list of what they have recieved and from whom.
In the course of collecting said items....they must resort to shameless begging and embarrasing stunts to gather what they need.

The bonus prize is a pair of Amicus's tighty whities and verification from Amicus that they were acquired by the rules.

Have fun gals.:cool:

I suggest they each get a list of items that they must collect. An erotic scavenger hunt...maybe with pictures of what they collect...and perhaps the donor could explain the lengths the contestants had to go to to earn the item.

I must say though, it's good to see the AH get back on track and once again focus on the important things.
 
I suggest they each get a list of items that they must collect. An erotic scavenger hunt...maybe with pictures of what they collect...and perhaps the donor could explain the lengths the contestants had to go to to earn the item.

I must say though, it's good to see the AH to get back on track and focusing once again on the important things.

Damn straight.

I think Round three will be the Iron Chef challenge!:D details to follow.
 
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