JagFarlane
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Ugh...ok...who all is tired of the "Enzyte - natural male enhancement" and other penis pill tv ads?
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voluptuary_manque
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No problem, here. I don't watch commercial TV.
iluvyou3638
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i love enzyte commercials. they will never cease to amuse me. the "viva viagra" commercials however, i could live without
_Lynn_
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The what? No cable/dish so I never see them.
jomar
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Huh. Don't think I've ever seen an enzyte commercial.
But I agree; those Viagra commercials suck. Get something funny for God's sake!
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Don't watch TV.
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I LOVE Smiling Bob!
(I think my favorite is the Santa's lap commercial.)
Edited to add the link! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7vOPPXkqm4
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I'm happy to confess my sometimes debilitating TV show habit, but to get me to give away any national security secrets, all you'd have to do is tie me down with the TV on, so I'm forced to endure the commercials. Same goes for the radio.
So I feed my need for brain candy via Netflix. I've made it through all of Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Six Feet Under, West Wing and X Files without so much of hearing of this Enzyte stuff.
DesertPirate
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The people selling enzyte have been convicted of false advertising. Turns out the main guy also got 20 years for being one of the biggest spammers caught! Something I read on a tech site about two months ago.
I always said I'd belive those comercials when I saw a third of the women walking around suddenly bow legged and glassy eyed
I always said I'd belive those comercials when I saw a third of the women walking around suddenly bow legged and glassy eyed
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The people selling enzyte have been convicted of false advertising. Turns out the main guy also got 20 years for being one of the biggest spammers caught! Something I read on a tech site about two months ago.
I always said I'd belive those comercials when I saw a third of the women walking around suddenly bow legged and glassy eyed
Naughty DP!
(I didn't know that about the spamming thing!)
DesertPirate
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Naughty DP!
(I didn't know that about the spamming thing!)
The fine was over $3million and they each get 3 -5 for the false products charge.
The one that was a SPAM king got another $7 million in fines.
I told that joke in a programming class about 5 years ago when a lab partner complaind about a SPAM on that very subject. She was one of my lab partners, both female, and they laughed so loud the instructor came over.
They told her side and I told mine and he almost fell over.
The next day he said his wifes sides were still hurting after he told her.
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The fine was over $3million and they each get 3 -5 for the false products charge.
The one that was a SPAM king got another $7 million in fines.
I told that joke in a programming class about 5 years ago when a lab partner complaind about a SPAM on that very subject. She was one of my lab partners, both female, and they laughed so loud the instructor came over.
They told her side and I told mine and he almost fell over.
The next day he said his wifes sides were still hurting after he told her.
Well, we never believed the Enzyte commercials or anything. A non prescription sort of Viagra? Please.
But we like the commercials.
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Well, we never believed the Enzyte commercials or anything. A non prescription sort of Viagra? Please.
But we like the commercials.
Enzyte is still hawking it's product in late night infomercials...
They still claim it will make a male organ bigger. Bigger than what they don't say.
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Enzyte is still hawking it's product in late night infomercials...
They still claim it will make a male organ bigger. Bigger than what they don't say.
Bigger than - a breadbox?
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Bigger than - a breadbox?
*shrugs* I don't know...
voluptuary_manque
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I always said I'd belive those comercials when I saw a third of the women walking around suddenly bow legged and glassy eyed
You spot any of those signs and I'll get a box in a heartbeat!
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The Enzyte scam wasn't so much false advertising -- of course that stuff doesn't work -- but mail fraud. They took your credit card number to charge postage for your "free sample" and that signed you up for an automatic weekly subscription from which it was impossible to resign. Once they had you, you were hooked.
Apparently they got that straightened out and promised not to do that anymore and now they're back in business, probably working some other angle.
Remember, all these "health food" cures don't have to be tested or prove a thing to be sold over the counter in this country. As long as they don;t specifically claim to cure a disease, they can say whatever they want and it's legal. The Health Food and Supplements Industries have some very powerful lobbying groups working for them.
Apparently they got that straightened out and promised not to do that anymore and now they're back in business, probably working some other angle.
Remember, all these "health food" cures don't have to be tested or prove a thing to be sold over the counter in this country. As long as they don;t specifically claim to cure a disease, they can say whatever they want and it's legal. The Health Food and Supplements Industries have some very powerful lobbying groups working for them.
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I haven't watched TV since 1986, so I'm not tired of seeing these ads; luckily for me, I've never seen them. I AM tired of the penis-enhancement spam that clutters my inbox, though. The first couple of times, it was vaguely amusing to be offered a product to enlarge an organ that I do not, in fact, possess, but that died down pretty quickly. Now I'm just annoyed and saddened by the way advertisers of all stripes constantly play on human fears of inadequacy.
Buy nothing and be happy with who you are? How ... unAmerican!
