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I'm finding all kinds of interesting stuff tonight...
5. Lewis Carroll
Carroll was usually surrounded by an entourage of prepubescent girls. He would write them letters that included puzzles and tricks but they second they got too old for him, usually the onset of puberty, he’d drop them like a bad habit.
4. The Marquis de Sade
How wasn’t he a pervert is a better question. After getting bored with plain vanilla orgies he decided to lock a prostitute in a rented mansion and asked her to whip him. When she refused, he did what most of us would: masturbated into a chalice, asked her to take an enema so she could empty her bowels onto a figurine of Jesus Christ, called the Roman Catholic Lord a “motherfucker”, used crucifixes to masturbate himself, and inserted a few communion hosts into her before entering her himself while screaming: “If thou art God, avenge thyself!” (this one seems like a no-brainer to me)
3. Jean-Jacques Rousseau
There was only one thing Rousseau loved more than freedom for everyone and that was getting his bare ass spanked by women. While living as a vagabond for a few years he would frequently moon passing women in hopes of getting spanked. In Confessions, the first real autobiography, he discussed this obsession: “To fall at the feet of an imperious mistress, obey her mandates, or implore pardon, were for me the most exquisite enjoyments, and the more my blood was inflamed by the efforts of a lively imagination the more I acquired the appearance of a whining lover.”
2. Horatio Alger, Jr.
When he was a minister in Brewster, Massachusetts he started having sex with young boys in his congregation. After two came forward he confessed to a “practice”, resigned, and moved to New York. Many critics suggest that the street urchins he wrote about were actually homeless child laborers that spent their nights in slums and would often get raped by predatory rich men.
1. F. Scott Fitzgerald
Fitzgerald is most famous for his foot fetish, but even that completely pales in comparison to the sheer amount of dickery he heaped upon his wife and got off on. He credited his wife’s vagina with his only truly successful book and by the time he was writing The Great Gatsby he discovered that sleeping with other women and excessive drinking made him just as creative.
(full article here, including speculation about what web community each would be a member of today)
5. Lewis Carroll
Carroll was usually surrounded by an entourage of prepubescent girls. He would write them letters that included puzzles and tricks but they second they got too old for him, usually the onset of puberty, he’d drop them like a bad habit.
4. The Marquis de Sade
How wasn’t he a pervert is a better question. After getting bored with plain vanilla orgies he decided to lock a prostitute in a rented mansion and asked her to whip him. When she refused, he did what most of us would: masturbated into a chalice, asked her to take an enema so she could empty her bowels onto a figurine of Jesus Christ, called the Roman Catholic Lord a “motherfucker”, used crucifixes to masturbate himself, and inserted a few communion hosts into her before entering her himself while screaming: “If thou art God, avenge thyself!” (this one seems like a no-brainer to me)
3. Jean-Jacques Rousseau
There was only one thing Rousseau loved more than freedom for everyone and that was getting his bare ass spanked by women. While living as a vagabond for a few years he would frequently moon passing women in hopes of getting spanked. In Confessions, the first real autobiography, he discussed this obsession: “To fall at the feet of an imperious mistress, obey her mandates, or implore pardon, were for me the most exquisite enjoyments, and the more my blood was inflamed by the efforts of a lively imagination the more I acquired the appearance of a whining lover.”
2. Horatio Alger, Jr.
When he was a minister in Brewster, Massachusetts he started having sex with young boys in his congregation. After two came forward he confessed to a “practice”, resigned, and moved to New York. Many critics suggest that the street urchins he wrote about were actually homeless child laborers that spent their nights in slums and would often get raped by predatory rich men.
1. F. Scott Fitzgerald
Fitzgerald is most famous for his foot fetish, but even that completely pales in comparison to the sheer amount of dickery he heaped upon his wife and got off on. He credited his wife’s vagina with his only truly successful book and by the time he was writing The Great Gatsby he discovered that sleeping with other women and excessive drinking made him just as creative.
(full article here, including speculation about what web community each would be a member of today)
