5 Famous Authors (and why they were perverts)

[Guest]

BUTT SEX!!!!!!

Morning, sexy.

Isn't it more fun if we say it is?

Yes.

I want it now. Deep!

Mmmmmm.

 

[sr71plt]

How "interesting" to see writing about sex act variations to be referred to as "perversion" on a porn site.

 

[cloudy]

How "interesting" to see writing about sex act variations to be referred to as "perversion" on a porn site.

We'd already decided that it was just more fun to call it a "perversion," whether you would consider it one or not.

Read, man....read.

 

[Guest]

We'd already decided that it was just more fun to call it a "perversion," whether you would consider it one or not.

Read, man....read.

You know, cloudy, we joke about it but it's still somewhat taboo.

I need to find zoot's diatribe on this. How anal has finally actually broken into mainstream hard R romance fiction, how it is finally being mentioned along with "regular" sex.

If you'd read in a novel, "Oh, no, not there!" everyone would immediately know what "there" she's talking about.

Still taboo.

 

[cloudy]

You know, cloudy, we joke about it but it's still somewhat taboo.

I need to find zoot's diatribe on this. How anal has finally actually broken into mainstream hard R romance fiction, how it is finally being mentioned along with "regular" sex.

If you'd read in a novel, "Oh, no, not there!" everyone would immediately know what "there" she's talking about.

Still taboo.

I know, but more and more are trying it, and liking it. Friends that a few years ago would have died if I'd suggested they try it are now realizing they've been missing something for a long time.

Hey....we're pioneers.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

oooh pioneers! so can we call the anus "the Oregon Trail" now?

 

[Guest]

I know, but more and more are trying it, and liking it. Friends that a few years ago would have died if I'd suggested they try it are now realizing they've been missing something for a long time.

Hey....we're pioneers.

I like that.

There were specific sexual questions debated at the last Lit-together. It's such a great place to discuss whatever turns us on, whatever new or positive things we've tried, which toys, which positions, which restraints . . .?

Anyway, the question came up about anal and I was asked if I was into it.

I had to grin and said, "Hey, baby. I wrote a How-to story about it. Hell, yeah!"

(I would say I wrote the manual, but that's a bit much.)

Pioneers.

 

[cloudy]

oooh pioneers! so can we call the anus "the Oregon Trail" now?

*snort*

I like that.

There were specific sexual questions debated at the last Lit-together. It's such a great place to discuss whatever turns us on, whatever new or positive things we've tried, which toys, which positions, which restraints . . .?

Anyway, the question came up about anal and I was asked if I was into it.

I had to grin and said, "Hey, baby. I wrote a How-to story about it. Hell, yeah!"

(I would say I wrote the manual, but that's a bit much.)

Pioneers.

Honestly, people that won't even try have absolutely no idea what they're missing out on, that's for sure.

 

[rgraham666]

I haven't tried it yet. No opportunities so far.

 

[Guest]

*snort*

Honestly, people that won't even try have absolutely no idea what they're missing out on, that's for sure.

Indeed.

And some people aren't aroused that way. Just like some women don't have sensitive nipples, or others don't really like being nibbled on . . .

Anyway, if they've tried it and still don't like it - fine. But it's a pity that the mindset about this "taboo" form of sex has prevented many from enjoying it in the first place.

 

[cloudy]

Indeed.

And some people aren't aroused that way. Just like some women don't have sensitive nipples, or others don't really like being nibbled on . . .

Anyway, if they've tried it and still don't like it - fine. But it's a pity that the mindset about this "taboo" form of sex has prevented many from enjoying it in the first place.

The taboo aspect is why I tried it in the first place, to be honest. Now it's a regular part of our repartoire.

 

[Guest]

The taboo aspect is why I tried it in the first place, to be honest. Now it's a regular part of our repartoire.

You're a rebel.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

I love anal. LOVE IT!

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I've had successful anal sex one time. I don't know what we did that time to make it work, but we haven't been able to do it again. Of course, now, he hasn't touched me in three months, so

 

[Guest]

I've had successful anal sex one time. I don't know what we did that time to make it work, but we haven't been able to do it again. Of course, now, he hasn't touched me in three months, so

So touch him.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

So touch him.

With a bat, if necessary.

I was told "I tried it with a dildo while masturbating while you were out of town and I didn't like it. You have no idea the things I get up to when you're not around."

I didn't really say "Well, how about getting up to things when I am around" but couldn't figure out a way to say it without coming across as crabby. I still haven't given up. I still have hopes . . . And I'm a very patient man.

 

[cloudy]

With a bat, if necessary.

I was told "I tried it with a dildo while masturbating while you were out of town and I didn't like it. You have no idea the things I get up to when you're not around."

I didn't really say "Well, how about getting up to things when I am around" but couldn't figure out a way to say it without coming across as crabby. I still haven't given up. I still have hopes . . . And I'm a very patient man.

It takes patience, all kidding aside, the first couple of times.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

It takes patience, all kidding aside, the first couple of times.

That sounds about right. My rule of thumb is that it takes three times to get anything right. My first attempts at oral sex (lo, these many years ago) weren't exactly fireworks and fanfares but I'm managed to learn a lot over the years.

 

[cloudy]

That sounds about right. My rule of thumb is that it takes three times to get anything right. My first attempts at oral sex (lo, these many years ago) weren't exactly fireworks and fanfares but I'm managed to learn a lot over the years.

Lube, lube, and more lube, and when you think you have enough, add more. I can't stress that enough.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Lube, lube, and more lube, and when you think you have enough, add more. I can't stress that enough.

Have a second tube on hand, even if the first is unopened?

 

[Guest]

Lube, lube, and more lube, and when you think you have enough, add more. I can't stress that enough.

More important than the lube is relaxation.

I mean, with lube, an erect penis is going to penetrate a tight hole without too much difficulty when enough forward force is applied.

But if the owner of the tight hole isn't relaxed, it will hurt.

And it shouldn't hurt.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

I love anal. LOVE IT!

ditto what she said!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

More important than the lube is relaxation.

I mean, with lube, an erect penis is going to penetrate a tight hole without too much difficulty when enough forward force is applied.

But if the owner of the tight hole isn't relaxed, it will hurt.

And it shouldn't hurt.

Anything that hurts isn't being done properly . . . except for those who like hurt, and I don't. Total teddy bear, here.

 

[Guest]

Anything that hurts isn't being done properly . . . except for those who like hurt, and I don't. Total teddy bear, here.

Well, there's pain, and then there's pain.

One is fun, wild, unexpected, flirtatious, extreme - yummy.

The other just hurts and causes distrust of your partner.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Well, there's pain, and then there's pain.

One is fun, wild, unexpected, flirtatious, extreme - yummy.

The other just hurts and causes distrust of your partner.

There is a possibility that, as a older brother of sisters, it would take a long time for me to stop assuming the latter when the former happened. I'm probably like Angela's hubby who took two years of training before he was willing to believe that it was okay, even desirable.