The European Madness Festival

[Svenskaflicka]

I can't honestly say "yes, she DOES look like that", because no-one's ever seen her without make-up.

 

[Liar]

Comment from the couch: "I'm convinced someone killed her years ago and that this is a stuffed animatronic."

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Comment from the couch: "I'm convinced someone killed her years ago and that this is a stuffed animatronic."

I disagree. "To animate" means "to bring to life", and she still looks pretty dead to me.

 

[Liar]

And another one: "Look guys, a constipated Dane."

Seriously, looks like he's passing a major one.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

...and here we see the country with the smallest budget, Denmark.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

And another one: "Look guys, a constipated Dane."

Seriously, looks like he's passing a major one.

It's all that extremist right-wing politics in Denmark. It makes them tight-assed.

 

[freshface]

Is it just me or does the Georgian lead singer look like a gangster?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

It's the chick from Matrix! And a couple of Blade Runner's rejects.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Fuck! I wish I could change clothes that fast! *impressed*

 

[freshface]

Points for changing her dress mid song though. She never even stopped singing.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Am I the only one who's expecting Richard Simmons running out screaming "WE CAN DO IT!!!"..?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Chicken! I was hoping to see her jump from there and land perfectly on her stiletto heels, in a Charlie's Angels style.

 

[Liar]

Porn star #2?

 

[freshface]

Am I the only one wondering how she stayed in the dress?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Oh, magawd, Azerbajjan's almost here! Quick! Run! Run away while the French are singing! It's the only way of saving your dinner!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Am I the only one wondering how she stayed in the dress?

Silly rabbit, it's painted on, didn't you see how skintight it was?

 

[freshface]

Oh, magawd, Azerbajjan's almost here! Quick! Run! Run away while the French are singing! It's the only way of saving your dinner!

Should have run away before France...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*checks for other signs of the end of the world*

The FRENCH are singing in ENGLISH????????????????????????????????????

 

[freshface]

*checks for other signs of the end of the world*

The FRENCH are singing in ENGLISH????????????????????????????????????

Isn't that grounds for automatic revocation of citizenship? Will they let them back in to the country?

 

[Liar]

Yes. He sniffed helium from a blow-up globe. Awesome.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

We see that everytime a winning country has something NEW, it's copied the next year. We had monster rockers after Finland, we had dancers after Romania, and now we have gays and bis after Serbia won last year.

 

[freshface]

Did no one tell the guy in the chair about head mikes? The stand is bigger than he is. Wait, is that a man?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Oh, if only the whining little boy with the spooky white eyes would slip on the wine they just spilled..!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

You're all going to think I've gone mad, but I'm now officially rooting for France. And Azerbaijan kicks ass! It reminds me of a beer commercial.

 

[Liar]

That was bad on an epic scale. So bad it deserves to win.