The European Madness Festival

[Svenskaflicka]

Damn, you can't trust them Russians...

Yeah, they lie to get whatever they want. Those chicks pretended to eb lesbians to get guys to buy their records.

My ex-husband pretended to be nice to get me to marry him.

 

[Liar]

I can understand why the gay guy wanna do her, she looked like a tranny, but the rest?

Pfft. She looks purdy. And slightly insane. The best kind.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Norway sounded good, but so fucking bland!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Pfft. She looks purdy. And slightly insane. The best kind.

The word you're looking for is easy.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

OK, 15 minutes to vote, and then the best part begins: no music.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Poland is sponsored by Colgate.

 

[Liar]

The word you're looking for is easy.

Is that supposed to be bad? I don't want to marry her.

Just pin her to the nearest wall.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

1. Armenia
2. Latvia
3. Finland

 

[freshface]

I missed Bosnia the first time around. Their back-up singers were all knitting.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Is that supposed to be bad? I don't want to marry her.

Well, in THAT case, go ahead. As long as we're just talking plain fucking, it's OK.

 

[Liar]

Well, in THAT case, go ahead. As long as we're just talking plain fucking, it's OK.

Nothing plain about it. I'd go creative on her ass.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Nothing plain about it. I'd go creative on her ass.

Well, she's greek, I think she's used to assfucking.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Coffe break time. I'll go get me an icecream.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Well, she's greek, I think she's used to assfucking.

LOL

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I like the odds of (in order of appearance) Albania, Finland, Croatia, Georgia, France and Azerbaijan.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Well, I'm afraid Finland's out, because they're on my like-list, so those 3 ocuntries are automatically without a chance.

 

[freshface]

I like the odds of (in order of appearance) Albania, Finland, Croatia, Georgia, France and Azerbaijan.

France??? And you think I'm weird?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Greece 12 points? What the hell is wrong with the UK?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

France??? And you think I'm weird?

Tom-ey-to, tom-ah-to.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

France??? And you think I'm weird?

Heh-heh. I mentioned Azerbaijan and it was France you thought was strange? You are weird.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

What. The. Fuck.

10 points to Azerbajjan? And why does that little greek hooker get all the 12's? Are there only males in the voting committees?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Greece? What the hell?

 

[freshface]

Heh-heh. I mentioned Azerbaijan and it was France you thought was strange? You are weird.

But I didn't think you were serious about Azerbaijan.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Greece?!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Seems there's been a lot of creativity around the greek's ass already, Liar. All the judges have fucked her.