The European Madness Festival

[Svenskaflicka]

FINALLY! 12 to Armenia! Belgians are clever people!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

That's it, the whole of Europe has gone insane.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Not insane, just corrupted. The greek skank has given the juries bj's, I'm sure.

I swear, if that country wins, I'm not watching next year.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

LOL Bulgaria gave 12 points to Germany. What dumbasses.

 

[freshface]

It's nice to see that the Serbians and Bosnians can vote for each other.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

12 points to Bosnia?

I take it back, Europe IS insane.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Not insane, just corrupted. The greek skank has given the juries bj's, I'm sure.

I swear, if that country wins, I'm not watching next year.

It's all phone and SMS voting. She had to have sucked a lot of cock.

 

[freshface]

LOL Bulgaria gave 12 points to Germany. What dumbasses.

Someone had to vote for Germany.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

It's all phone and SMS voting. She had to have sucked a lot of cock.

You've not downloaded "Greece's biggest gangbang" yet?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Lovely, lovely iceland, I love you! No points for Greece!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Eh. 8 points for Portugal.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

My poor Armenia won't win. *tears*

I rather see Russia win than Greece.

 

[Liar]

Huh, I thought Ukraine would be a shoe-in.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

LOL 8 to Latvia, 10 to Spain and 12 to Ukraine. Let no one doubt the origins of our immigrants.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"We've worked so hard..." I told you! She fucked them!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

12 points for Azerbaijan...

 

[Lauren Hynde]

10 to Portugal! Andorra rocks. All the snow froze their brains.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Was Ukraine "Shady Lady"?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

It's so hilarious how little the votes have to do with the songs.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Was Ukraine "Shady Lady"?

Yep...

 

[freshface]

The Czechs gave Azerbaijan 10 points? I thought they had taste and class there.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

The Czechs gave Azerbaijan 10 points? I thought they had taste and class there.

And awesome porn.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Imagine if all the countries had to sing in english and stand still wrapped in Iranian burkas. You wouldn't be told which country was which, you'd just vote for song 1, song 2, etc. Then it would actually be about the MUSIC.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

And we're leaving the future of the European Treaty in the hands of the Irish? LOL

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I'm not suprised that Dustin the Turkey voted for the Latvian pirates.